We also like stripes. Adults Only

We know that at least one of our regular readers also likes to see a bird in stripes. And this cutie does look good in them. She also has a lovely little bum.

Check her out here.

We like a bird in leather. Adults Only

Now I don't know what it is but I do like to see a bird in a leather mini skirt. And that is exactly what we have here, long haired brunette Carla from Only Tease in a red leather mini skirt and black stockings.

Get all excited here.

Now we need a maid as well. Adults Only

Well we have been busy trying to sort out a nurse to look after us when the time comes but then we realised that with the state of our hospitals we are going to need a maid as well to make sure stuff is clean and we dont become one of the thousands killed by dirty hospitals.

You see while they can afford to pay people with degrees huge salaries to walk round and report on the cleanliness of wards this government doesnt actually bother to pay people to actually clean the wards in the first place and the pen pushers visit the wards three times a day while the cleaners only come once a day.

So we have advertised for a maid as well and here is the first applicant. Her name is Melanie and you can see her application here.

We spoke to the hospital yesterday.

We spoke to the hospital yesterday, or rather Peter did, he tends not to let me deal with serious stuff, can't think why. Anyway it seems that we have two proper tumours in our lung, one 1 centimetre long, whatever a centimetre is, and another 1.5 centimetres. We also have a couple of nodules in our lymph glands but they are not sure if they are cancerous or not yet.

Once the pain, coughing and breathing problems start to get too much we have to go in and have what they call second line chemotherapy. This will be the last lot for us because we live in England. Anywhere else in the UK we could then go onto third line chemo but it's expensive and in racially discriminate Britain English people are not considered worth spending the money on, even though it's mainly English taxes that fund the NHS.

So we are once more going to have the pleasure of sitting in a hospital waiting for over worked nurses to inject us with poison that this time will make us sick and our hair fall out, while the ward is full of pen pushers doing absolutely nothing except making sure that the hospital meets government targets.

If we were somehow to find the ten thousand pouns that would be needed for our third line chemo those wonderful people at New Labour have put another obstacle in our way. Basically if you find the money for the drugs that could help prolong your life then, out of spite, New Labour won't let you have any treatment at all on the NHS and you have to pay for everything.

So, all you people who say how great the NHS is can you please tell me how it is fair and just to withold treatment from people because of their nationality, how it is fair and just to provide free prescriptions to millionaires in Wales but not cancer treatment to poor people in England and how it is fair and just to allow milionaires all over the country free treatment for just about anything but if a cancer patient dares to raise the money for their drugs they then are entitled to no free treatment at all no matter how poor they are?

This time I agree with Peter, the NHS is nothing more than a system where poor English people pay huge amounts of tax to provide free health care to the rich and to foreigeners. And if you vote Labour you are scum, you know you are, and you are just too selfish to care.

Another Nurse. Adults Only

Well the postman has just been and delivered another job application, this time from sexy blonde nurse Maria. A nurse something like this would be ideal because at least we would then die with a smile on our face!

See her full CV here.

Another applicant. Adults Only

Here is another applicant for the position of nurse to Peter and I. Her name is Letitia and she is a bit older than the others but to be fair once we take our glasses off it hardly matters.

Examine her credentials here.

Last one tonight. Adults Only

Well the flame thrower that was burning in our chest has now settled down and become nothing more painful than a blow torch so we are going to try and sleep. So here is the last babe of the night.

Ogle her here.

It's just as well. Adults Only

It's just as well that Met Art give us so many promo galleries because we now have ten sites to keep updated and are going through a hell of a lot of women! It doesn't help that we are restricted in what we use because a lot of the galleries there is pubic hair visible in every shot.

Now if we were to cover our sites with pictures of young boys getting buggered by old men in public toilets we would probably get a grant from the Arts Council but if we show even the tiniest amount of pubic hair or bare snatch then all we will get is an adult content warning which would mean everytime anybody came to the site they would have to agree not to be offended before being let in.

So we dont show pubes in our pics, you have to look at the galleries to see that and that means at least half the galleries we get can't be used.

Here is a bird.

Now that Mandelson is back. Adults Only

Now that Peter Mandelson is back in the cabinet Labour's campaign to introduce homosexuality to every household can continue in earnest. Underage school boys all over the country are already practicing clutching their buttocks together in anticipation of a visit from an older man from Stonewall to "discuss" their sexuality with them.

Police forces up and down the country are getting ready to prosecute people who don't do their bit for the gay crusade, even if homosexuality offends their morals or is against their religous beliefs. One senior police officer has already told his officers not to do anything about gays having sex in public toilets, car parks or public parks, just in case getting prosecuted offends them!

So we are not taking any chances and are going to start doing more for the sexually challenged community. So here is a photo set of three homsexual women just to keep the thought police off of our backs.

Do your bit here.

Peter can't sleep. Adults Only

Well it is two o'clock in the morning and Peter is in a bit too much pain to sleep at the moment which of course means I am up as well. So we are sitting here just going back through this years galleries from Met Art to see what babes we didn't feature at the time and seeing if any are worth featuring now.

That sounds simple doesn't it? But it's not. Because we have now been doing this for over three hours and we are still on January! The amount of content on Met Art is amazing. We only get the promo galleries and it has taken over three hours to get through one month. Members of the site get loads more galleries and full length videos as well, nine years worth of it!

So if you are in the market for a great porn site with some seriously hot babes and an unlimited amount of content then Met Art has to be the one to go for.

Here is one of their birds.

Just an example. Adults Only

Well peter told you about our new site, Simply Outdoors, but he didn't show you any pics! So I am putting that right. This scantily clad blonde is just an example of the sort of gorgeous babes we will be featuring on Simply Outdoors.

Take a good look at her here in her full outdoor gallery or visit Simply Outdoors and take a look at them all.

Kelly Brook has Britains best body.

According to MSM Kelly Brook has been voted the woman with the best body in Britain. Now having looked through thousands of photo galleries of British birds for this site I would have to disagree because there are some seriously fit babes out there. But I'm guessing they were taling about Celebrities bodies and there were only a limited amount of choices.

So, just to keep the perverts who like to see celebrities in crap grainy photo's showing their flabby bodies off happy here are some pics of Kelly Brook topless and a pic of Kelly Brook naked. Thats right folks, naked and topless pics of Kelly Brooks here!

I also found a couple of pics of Kelly Brook flashing her gash but they also show Kelly Brooks' pubic hair as well so they are a bit rude for here and I have had to put them on Simply Upskirt.

The Indians have gone to the moon!

Yes thats right, India has got involved in the space race and have sent a rocket to the moon. This raises some important questions. Will the moon now smell of curry? How many corner shops will they build? Will they try and make it their own and change it into a replica of Bombay? When will the first call centre be opened? When will New Labour build the first benefits agency? As they can afford this when will they start refusing aid from the Western World?

And if they spend vast amounts of money, mining the resorces, making it a safe place to live, and building a decent society can the white man then demand they leave and hand it over to us because we were there first?

I wasn't sure. Adults Only

I nearly didn't put this bird on here because I am not sure if we have had her before. Then I thought so what if we have? You can't get too much of a good thing. Especially when it is a slim fit bird with long hair dressed in stockings, a leather mini skirt and long kinky boots!

So here is Loora. Lust over her here.

Now lets see if I have this right.

Now, last week, gomless Gordon lent the banks billions of pounds of our money, interest free, to save the economy. This week, so he can afford another year of his tax and waste policies, he is borrowing billions of pounds from the banks, at the normal rate of interest.

Now I can see how this is good for the banks because they make another huge profit. I can see how this is good for gormless Gordon and the muppet party because he can not only claim to have saved the economy he wrecked in the first place but also buy votes in Wales, Ireland and Scotland by throwing our money at them. Then when he gets kicked out and the Conservatives have to cut back on public services to pay back his debts he can condemn them for it.

But I can't for the life of me see how it helps any of the English tax payers who fund all of this. If he really wanted to save the economy and help the poor all he need have done was cut taxes and left everybody with more money in their pockets. But Labour have never existed to help the poor or for the benefit of the country and their only aim is to line their own pockets and the pockets of their friends.

Now if I am still here when the next election is held I have a warning for any labour party candidate standing in the Richmond Park ward. Don't let one of your muppets knock at my door. Because I live on the third floor, there are 36 steps to the ground floor landimg and should they knock at my door their head will bounce off everyone of them on the way out. And that is a promise!

Simply Outdoors.

We have just added another site to our portfolio! Simply Outdoors features the finest babes on the Internet posing outdoors in exotic and not so exotic locations. If you like your women fit and naked then Simply Outdoors is the site for you.

I'm getting too old! Adults Only

It was my birthday yesterday and despite the fact that I was feeling pretty ill and had had no sleep I went out and celebrated anyway. I had to really, it could quite possibly be the last birthday I have!

And today I feel like crap! My aches and pains seem to have cleared up, I think they were caused by having my flu and pneumonia jabs at the same time. But I have a hangover.

So here to cheer me up, and to start your working week off, is a blonde in white socks getting naked. Ogle her here.

I intended

I intended to get up at 7.30 this morning hoping to see Massa beat Lewis Hamilton. I seriously do not understand the support Hamilton gets in the UK. This "Englishman" who lives in Switzerland made it clear he considers himself Jamaican not British when they interviwed him just after the Olympics. And the "English" team he drives for are 100% owned by Mercedes, who are German. They are an English team if you consider that a Nissan is English because it's built in England or a Vauxhall Corsa is Spanish because it's built in Spain but in reality Mercedes own Maclaren outright and Mercedes are German! The parts are all imported from Germany and put together in the UK like a giant jigsaw puzzle purely for tax reasons.

So a Jamaican, driving a German car, is being supported because he can win the F1 championship for England! Other people consider Maclaren a small team compared to Ferrari and support them for that. So they are supporting a small team, Mercedes, the biggest motor manufacturer in the world who employ millions of people because they are smaller than Ferrari, a specialist sports car manufacturer that employs around 450 people!

This confusion all stems from the fact that most people who watch F1 havent actually got the slightest idea of what it is all about. They don't know the rules, they don't understand the safety rules and regulations and they cant grasp the concept that the most important thing is not the drivers Championship but the constructors Championship. They watch the race on ITV and read the reports in the newspapers and suddenly they are experts. If they were to ever bother reading the reports on the F1 websites or to watch the full coverage on TV, including the pre race and pre qualifying waffle, they might learn a bit more.

They might understand just how much of an advantage Mercedes were given when the rules were changed and everybody else was forced to use the Mercedes computer system, meaning the only ones who had data from last season were Mercedes. They might realise how much of an advantage Mercedes had by starting the season in the best pit slots because they were originally banned from the constructors Championship. And they might question why, given these advantages Mercdes had over the other teams why they haven't already won both titles by now.

Despite the massive advantages handed out to Mercedes this has actually been one of the closest seasons ever with other teams finally beginning to catch Ferrari and Mercedes. Which would have made for a great season next year. Except that once again they are changing the rules. Next year they will be using energy recovery sytems to boost power. I will let you work out for yourselves which Manufacturer has been developing these systems for five years while the others only started a year ago. I will give you a clue though. They are German.

Anyway I have felt so rough that I havent been able to sleep so will probably miss it now. But I hope anybody other than Hamilton or Mercedes wins it.

Girlfriends. Adults Only

Well it's that time again, when we do our bit for the sexually challanged community and keep the thought police off of our backs. This month our homosexual offering features a couple of dykes for a change.

See these two Eastern European babes get it on here.

The worse thing about cancer. Adults Only

The worse thing about having this cancer is that it's going to kill me at sometime. It isn't even the pain. No, the worse thing is knowing that I will end up sharing a coffin with Castonya!

Here is Ann Angel again, this time in a very short skirt and stockings. Enjoy this great gallery here.

Feeling rough today. Adults Only

I am feeling pretty rough today, it's taken 1000mg of Paracetomol, 800mg of Ibruprofen and 16mg of codein just to get me in this chair! And is still feels like somebody is inside me attacking me with a blow torch. So I'm afraid you are not going to get any of my usual ramblings today and will just have to put up with some pics of some fit birds instead. Sorry about that but it's all I'm fit for today.

So here is Ann Angel, a quite nice nineteen year old blonde who likes to get her kit off for the boys. She is also a perfect example of the sort of fit teens we feature at Simply Cute.

Lust over Ann Angel here.

Blonde Babe. Adults Only

It's been a while since I featured a babe just for the sake of it so it's time I put that right. We also haven't had too many Eastern European babes lately and to be fair these countries do produce some seriously hot looking crumpet.

So, just because I feel like it, here we have Yulia, a blonde from somewhere in eastern Europe, getting naked and showing us her fantastic body.

Enjoy her here.

And if you want to see lots more very hot Eastern European babes then our sister site, Simply Babes, is the place to go.

I had an e-mail

i had an e-mail from a Nigerian offering me 20% of fifty million dollars if I let him transfer it through my bank account. Easy 10 million I thought and sent my bank details as requested.

"Whats this" he replied back. "Royal Bank of Scotland? Is this some sort of scam?

Doesn't it make you sick?

Doesn't it make you sick seeing our unelected leader gormless Gordon taking credit for bailing out the banks and saving the economy when it was eleven years of his tax and waste policies that caused it all in the first place?

And now he has the cheek to acuse the oil companies of profiteering over the price of petrol! If it hadn't been for the extortionate tax on petrol and diesel it would only have risen 10p a litre rather than 40p a litre. The oil companies had to pay more for the oil which was why they incresed their prices by 10p. All the goverbment had to do was wait for their 30p a litre extra to roll in!

It's about time there was a flat rate of tax on petrol, 60p a litre maybe, and that is what the government get whatever the price. That way the government wouldn't be able to make huge amounts of money out of our misery and we wouldn't have to pay so much for our fuel.

The only people profiteering from the price of oil was this corrupt, thieving government that the Welsh, Soctish, Irish and workshy northerners lumbered us with.

How?

Now basically, this government, without consulting anybody, without asking Parliament for consent, has started throwing billions of pounds of tax payers money into banks to save the economy. How does robbing the poor to bail out the banks help the economy. I fail to understand this at all. Surely they should just let the banks go under?

The taxpayer commitments, from around the world, to prop up the global banking system amount to $2.2 trillion, an unimaginable sum. For less than half this figure, $1 trillion, all the outstanding debt still owed by developing nations could be repaid in full. The other half would pay off the personal debts of everyone else in full.

That means starting again, nobody owes anything, no mortgages, banks loans or credit card bills to pay. The economy would boom. People would have real money to spend again not paper money. The poor would immediately become far better off, the rich would become poorer. How is this a bad thing? There are far more poor people in the world than there are rich people. Far more people would benefit than would lose.

We wouldn't have to give aid to third world countries anymore or operate trade agreements that mean no matter how hard they work they can't get the right price for their produce. Their governments wouldn't be paying fortunes in interest so they could give their people clean water to drink, health care etc.

Saving the banks keeps the top earners of the world in their mansions at the expense of the poor. Letting the banks collapse would bring these people down into the real world and give the poor a say in what goes on. And at the moment all the power is in the hands of the rich and they don't want to let it go.

Using tax payers money to bail out banks is nothing more than theft, Theft of our money, theft of our rights and theft of our future. The fact that it is a Labour Government that is kicking us when we are down and stopping us from getting out of poverty comes as no suprise to me at all.

If you vote Labour you are scum, and you know you are, you are just too selfish to care.

And a third. Adults Only

And here is todays third applicant for the job. A blonde with big soft pillows. But I am a bit worried about this one. When you look at the pics and see the size of her rectal thermometer you will see why!

Take a look here.

And another applicant. Adults Only

Here we have another bird interested in looking after us, again without a name! Take a look at her here.

We are getting our own Nurse! Adults Only

Well whatever happens one thing is now certain. At some time in the next year or so Peter and I are going to end up in a hospital or a hospice. So I figured I should try and arrange our own Nurse so that we have something pleasant to look at as we die. So I have put the feelers out and the applications have started to come in. And of course I have to share them all with you so here is the first applicant. She forget to give her name but then who cares anyway! We will barely have enough breath to knock one out so we wont be talking to her!

Take a look at her here.

I bet you thought I'd forgotten! Adults Only

Two upskirt posts in a row and no plug for Simply Upskirt. I bet you thought I'd forgotten! I hadn't, I just figured that after having a couple of old birds flashing their knickers you might appreciate seeing a hot eighteen year old blonde doing the same.

So to see this cute blonde flashing click here.

To see more hot babes flashing their goodies take a look at Simply Upskirt.

In the meantime my revved up Rothman has just kicked in so I am off to race something. i will be back later!

Jennifer Aniston upskirt

Now here is a celebrity I have actually heard of! Jennifer Aniston. And this one I wouldn't need a couple of pints first for. Here we have Jennifer Aniston in an upskirt photo flashing her transparent panties. Look closely and you can even see some pubic hair! Wow!

Jennifer Aniston upskirt flashing her transparent black panties and her pubic hair! The pervs who search for these sort of pics will be flooding in!

So roll up, roll up, all you celebrity spotters. Here is Jennifer Aniston upskirt in transparent panties showing her pubic hair! get your rocks off here!

Elizabeth Hurley flashing

It's been a while since we have had a so called celebrity flashing their knickers on here so now Elizabeth Hurley has got in on the act I figured why not put her on here? Okay I know she's getting on a bit now and her BJ's are so bad her ex had to look elsewhere but she's not bad for an old bird and we probably would, after a couple of pints anyway! So here we have it. Elizabeth Hurley showing her knickers, Good to you aren't we?

Continuing. Adults Only

Well a while back I started puting up pics of babes on boats for no other reason than that I wanted to. So here we have another one, a brunette who has appeared here before, Raven Riley.

Take a closer look at her here.

We will be back soon. Adults Only

We haven't been updating so much lately because not only have I been ill but we had a new arrival in the household! Yes I bought myself a Playstation 3! But normal service will be resumed very soon.

In the meantime here is a bird to have a look at.

Did it make you feel good?

If you legally live in the UK, drive a car, pay council tax, pay income tax or contribute in anyway whatsover then a large part of the money the bandits in charge take from you has gone on green taxes. On saving the planet. If you shop in a supermarket you will have noticed that you usually don't any longer get free carrier bags. The whole of modern life in the UK is being changed in the interests of saving the planet.

We pay exhorbitant tax on petrol to save the planet. We run the risk of a fine and a criminal record for not recycling to save the planet. A Nation of 60 million people are sunjected to the highest taxes in the world. To save the planet.

So how did it make you feel, paying all this money, doing your bit, when the Singapore Grand Prix was on last week? Did it make you feel good knowing that you had done your bit while they raced cars under 1400 two thousand watt lights just so the GP ccould go out live at peak time in Europe and earn billions of dollars in advertising revenue? Did you enjoy paying over £5 a gallon for petrol, to save the planet, whilst Singapore polluted the atmosphere building a race track and lighting it to resemble a cloudy day?

There is absolutely no point in people in the UK doing their bit for climate change when the Asians counties are negating every effort we make and adding more polution every day than we produce in a lifetime. And all the extra money we pay is just another tax. Nothing else.

My apologies

Well firstly I have to apologise for not updating the site lately but there has been some shit happening. As you all know I went on holiday with Slezy and his bitch.

We had a good time but when we got back I was feeling pretty rough and a week later I found out why. My cancer is back. Which is a bit of a pisser! So I have had to deal with that in my head before dealing with the usual assult on the poor of this country by Gordon Brown and the rest of his thieving friends.

Now this time my treatment will only be pallative. It will make me feel better and make me last longer but the truth is that I will die. The cancer will kill me. But compared to what gormless and his bum chums are doing to us it is a minor matter.

We now have a situation in this country where an unelected piece of pond life is using tax payers money to bail out rich bankers and pay their debts while the rest of us live in poverty. Some of the very poor and the elderly will die this winter simply because they cannot aford heating yet gormless will give billions to bankers who are struggling and risk losing their Mercedes and BMW's because of their greed.

He has now guaranteed that anyones savings are safe, up to £50,000. How is he paying for this? Easy. Out of the money taken in taxes from people who don't have £50 in savings let alone £50,000!

I have spent my life being told by poor people that I should vote Labour because they are the party for the poor. I am proud that I have never done so. The Labour party is not now and has never been a party for the poor. Socialism is not about equality or sharing the wealth. It is envy and nothing more.

In an ideal world then yes everybody would get paid the same and we would all be rich. But we don't live in an ideal world. We live in a world created by man and operating under rules decided by man. The best the poor can ever hope for is to live their lives as best they can and pray that their children will have something better. This will never happen under socialism.

The capitalists, the ones that we are told to despise so much and told make too much profit, have a vested interest in our well being and our wealth. Without us they cannot continue to make their profits. If we don't have money to spend then they cannot take it from us. So they make sure we have enough to keep them in their mansions.

The socialists just take it anyway and sod the future. Yes I agree with their ideals, but as i said we dont live in an ideal world. Until we do then the only thing socialism will ever achieve is to make poor people poorer and rich people richer.

Under a capatilst system things are not fair. The rich get the best houses, the best health care, the best education for their children. And it really isn't fair. But along the way they give other people a chance to escape the poverty they were born into. And a lucky few get the chance to live a better life.

Under socialism nobody gets the chance. They don't want them to have it, and are envious of them. Because of this envy they deny anybody else the chance to improve their lot and everybody suffers for it.

Years ago, when the Unions were just getting started, then socialism and Labour surved a purpose. Then they were the party of the poor and the working class and they helped improve things for the poor.

But in the modern world all they do is make things harder. Labour have destroyed this country, destroyed everything this country stood for and have destroyed any hope of poor people being able to find their way out of poverty.