A true strory from the last UN meeting

A representative from Israel began - 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.'
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then.'
The Israeli representative smiled and said, 'And now that I have made that clear, I will begin my speech.

It looks like this will be the last year.

Well Peter went to the hospital yesterday and the news wasn't good. The cancer has now spread to our liver which is not a good thing. We will be doing another lot of chemo very soon but it is pallative only and there is no chance of a cure. The average life spam of somebody with the disease at the stage our is works out at about a year. Maybe a bit more if the chemo is a success, less if it isn't.

So this will probably be the last year this site is running. We will still update when we can but we do feel pretty rough a lot of the time so it might not be that regular.

There is an easy way to cut the civillian casualties

The news is full of how the nasty Jews are killing innocent women and children in Gaza. Well there is a simple way to avoid this. All the Hamas terrorists have to do is come out and fight like men instead of hiding under the skirts of their women and behind the cots of their children.

The reason women and children are being killed is because the evil cowards of Hamas want them to die. It really is that simple. All they had to do to prevent this all happening was to stop firing rockets into Israel. Instead they spent eight years doing it. All they have to do now is either surrender or come out and fight. But they won't because in their warped, twisted minds every one of their children who dies is another excuse to hate Jews and helps recruit another coward to their warped, twisted cause.

The only ones at fault are the cowards of Hamas, and the cowards in the west who support them and their hate fueled cause. And please don't forget these terrorists are doing this in the name of islam.

So when will we see the "peace loving" muslims in this country taking to the streets and demonstrating against Hamas? When will we hear the muslim leaders condemning these cowards and the suffering they are bringing upon their own women and children? When will we hear the "peace loving" muslims supporting Israel in the defence of it's people?

As hating the Jews seems to be an integral part of the islamic "religion" my guess would be when hell freezes over.

Thought for the day

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them.

It's time to bring in Internment

Hamas is a terrorist organisation with only one agenda, the complete destruction of Israel and the death of all Jews. It doesn't want peace talks because it doesn't want peace. The only thing that will satisfy it's leaders and members is the death of every follower of the Jewish faith. To try and acheive their evil ideals these cowards hide among women and children and fire rockets into Israel aimed at women and children. They are the lowest of the low, evil scum who should have been drowned at birth.

But now Israel has had enough of these scum targeting their women and children and are fighting back we have people taking to the streets in this country and demonstrating against Israel! According to these, mostly muslim, people it is Israel and the Jews that are wrong. They are supposed to just accept the wholesale slaughter of their women and children and not fight back!

When these Hamas supporters next take to our streets to support these terrorists and show their hatred of the Jews then our Police and Army should immediately move in and arrest them. Those not born here should be immediately deported and those who were born here should be locked away in Internment camps.

Because anybody who supports an organisation whose sole reason for existence is to kill people because of their faith is a danger to our society and no better than the cowardly animals of Hamas itself.

When is a thug not a thug?

While we are on the subject of thugs I find this whole Steven Gerrard thing a bit strange. Quite a while back a football player, Joey Barton, was arrested and charged with ABH, just like diver Gerrard. Before he was convicted of the offence both the Daily Mirror and The Sun were calling for him to be kicked out of football abd have kept up a vendetta against him ever since, despite him being convicted and serving his time. Every match report about a game he is involved in is now considered incomplete unless they label him a thug somewhere along the way.

Now as Gerrard has been accused and charged with exactly the same offence as Joey Barton you would assume that his treatment by the press would be exactly the same. Far from it! As far as they are concerned it's all a big mistake!

Could this be because the biggest cheat in football also has a wife who writes a column for the Mirror and the thug himself gives regular exclusive interviews to The Sun's sister paper The News of the World?

Nice to see our popular press are as unbiased as ever isn't it?

The manager blames himself

The manager of the night club where the biggest cheat in football, Steven Gerrard, beat up the DJ blames himself for the attack.

"If I had known we had Liverpool players in" he stated. "I would have painted a penalty area around the decks. That way they would have fallen over before they got anywhere near the DJ"

Happy New Year

Happy new year everyone. We haven't forgotten about you all, we have just been a bit too ill to update lately. But we are slowly starting to feel a bit better and should be back with you shortly.