Girl on a Jeep

Girl on a jeep 

Jeep 

Do you like porn?. Adults Only.

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New Labours Latest Tax

The only thing that New Labour has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. However in an effort to corect this oversight and obtain even more money to hand out to Future Labour voters, sorry, illegal immigrants, they will be sending this to every English male in the country.

Dear Sir/Madam

Effective January 1st, 2005 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........£30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............£25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........£15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........£3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!


*****NOTE*****

We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:

- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?

Yours sincerly.

Chief Penis Inspector

Cherie Blair.

Elizabeth Hurley Topless

Elizabeth Hurley, her of the put on posh accent who pretends to be upper class when all she is really is a slapper has a fine body. And here are the pics to prove it. What a lovely pair of boobs she has. Now all I need to find are some of her beaver!

Liz Hurley 

Nice Tits 

Elizabeth Hurley 

Four Babes. Adults Only

Think you can handle four at a time? Let your imagination run wild here.

Think you are man enough? 

Cassie.Adults Only

Cassie 

A woman's place.Adults Only

We all know that a woman's place is in the home, especially the kitchen. This hot blonde even dresses for the part, all ready for a quickie as she cooks your meal. Take a look at this gallery for more great pics.

A woman's place 

Blonde and a Mercedes. Adults Only

If I could afford a Mercedes sports car would I get a babe like this?

Blonde and a mercedes 

Tera Patrick. Adults Only

Tera Patrick 

IAA Car Show

Here are a couple of pics of the babes and cars on show at the IAA car show. Follow the link to see the rest of the pics.

Dutch Car Show 

Dutc Car Show 

Car Wash

I must be living in the wrong country. Whenever I go to a car wash I get a couple of unshaved Kosovan's! In Belguim it is obviously a bit different! Who said the belgians were boring? If you want to see the rest of the pics, over one hundred of them, click here.

Scrubber 

Car wash 

Car Wash 

Buy One get one free.Adults Only

Now a photo set for those of you who like their ladies with big boobs. Yes, two girls with big tits for the price of one! Take a look at these two babes getting very friendly with each other in this gallery.

Double Whammy 

Redhead in Stockings

Redhead in stockings 

Zdenka. Adults Only

This gorgeous blonde comes courtesy of Bad Girls Blog.

Hot Blonde 

Mercedes Benz 

Mercedes sports car 

Threesome of the Year

What do Kate Moss, Sadie Frost and Davinia Taylor from Hollyoaks all have in common? Well apart from having fine bodies they enjoyed a lesbian threesome together, or according to the News of the World they did.

Can you imagine? Kate Moss, Sadie Frost and Davinia Taylor getting down and dirty with each other in a steamy lesbian sex session? I can and I wish I'd been there!

I don't know if there are any photo's of this but if they are you can be sure I will find them. In the mean time here are tow pics of Kate Moss naked, a photo of Sadie Frost topless and another in a transparent dress and a photo of Davinia Taylor topless and another of her in a transparent blouse.

Apparantly Kate was also enjoying lesbian romps with Rebecca White. I haven't found any pics of her yet but watch this space.

Kate Moss nearly naked 

Kate Moss naked 

Davinia Taylor Topless 

Davinia Taylor 

Sadie Frost