I am trying

I am trying to update as often as possible but a combination of the hot weather and customising my Rothmans with go slower stripes has made it a bit difficult. For example I am here now, all ready to set the world to rights, show some horny crumptet and dazzle you with my wit but I don't know how long I will last before falling asleep. So if you are reading this, do me a favour and wake me up.