How can you tell if two lesbians are twins?
They lick a like
What do you call a lesbian with thick and long fingers??
Well hung
Why was the blond sacked from the sperm bank?
She was caught drinking on the job
What do you call a pakistani lesbian?
Minjita
What does a gynaecologist have in common with a pizza delivery man?
They both get to smell the goods but they're not allowed to eat it.
What do you call a Welsh farmer with a couple of sheep under his arms?
A pimp
What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
Acne doesn't come over your face till you're thirteen
Bill and Ben, the flowerpot men were in bed one night,
Bill says "FLOBBADIBBBADOBBA"
Ben says "if you loved me you'd have swallowed that"
How do you make a woman scream twice?
Fuck her up the arse and then wipe your dick on her curtains
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