Alison. Adults Only

This is another blonde bird who usually proves quite popular, the lovely Alison Angel. Now I must say she doesn't look as good as she used to when I first started putting her galleries on here.

She was eighteen then and now she is knocking on a bit, twenty at least, and the years are starting to tell a little. But she is still quite shagable so here she is. Enjoy Alison here.

For the third time. Adults Only

And here she is again, looking stunning in a tight black mini dress and nothing else. This time she is here just to demonstrate the sort of sexy bird you will find on our sister site, Simply Babes. To see the full gallery click here, or to visit Simply Babes click here.

Here she is again. Adults Only

Here she is again. this time this lovely nineteen year old blonde is posing with a couple of very expensive cars. See all of this high quality photo set by clicking here.

Lia. Adults Only

No I didn't make a mistake and leave out the R. I am not talking about Tony Blair. This rather fit bird in the wet bikini is Lia, a lovely nineteen year old blonde. She is on here for two reasons.

Firstly, because I have been showing pics of Britany Spears with no knickers we are getting a lot more visitors. Okay it's true they are a bit pathetic, browsing the Internet looking for pics of celebrities flashing, but they do have one big advantage over you regular readers.

They are not tight gits like you, they spend money! Some of them might even realise that searching for celebs showing a little bit of flesh is really quite sad when there are fit birds like this willing to get their kit off and show all.

The second reason is because I like her. So to see the full set of Lia sliding out of her wet bikini then click here.

Britany Spears flashes with no knickers. All the pics!

This will be the last pic of Britany Spears flashing her kebab on this site. I have got a few of the sad gits here now but if they want to see more they will have to look on my other site.

So, to see the rest of the photo's of Britany spears without any knickers, including the photo of Britany Spears, legs apart with no knickers revealling her shaved pussy, the take a look at Simply Upskirt.

Clara. Adults Only

This cute eighteen year old blonde is called Clara. By rights she should be on our sister site, Simply legs, but I thought i would give you guys a treat. And I couldn't be bothered to change sites and put her on there.

Anyway, if you like birds in stockings you should take a look at Simply legs. And if you want to see the rest of Clara then take a look here.

Jennifer in a bikini. Adults Only

Well we haven't featured a bird in a bikini for a while so I thought why not put one up today? Arguments against were:

1) It's Sunday and supposed to be a holy day, but as Christians are now treated as third class citizens in this country that didn't matter.

2) It's sexist. Which to me means absolutely nothing. If god didn't want us to look he would have made them all look like Cherie Blair.

3) It's winter so it's not appropriate.

Arguments for were:

1) She has nice tits

2) She has a nice arse

After carefull thought I decided the arguments for far outweighed the arguments against so here is Jennifer in a bikini. Enjoy the pics here.

I did promise

Now one of the things I have to do whilst I am here is put up another pic of Britany Spears with no knickers on. Or Britany Spears with no panties on if you are a yank. I have got eight of them all together but I am going to post them one at a time.

You see my strategy has worked. Since I posted the last pic of Britany Spears showing her pussy I have been getting three times the amount of visitors! All the sad gits with nothing better to do than try and find pics of so called celebrities flashing thir bits end up coming here!

Best of all they don't read the words, most of them have been educated under billy liar and can't read. No, they just make like a Sun reader and look at the pictures. So they don't even know I am taking the piss out of them.

So, here as promised, and in the hope of attracting a few more sad gits with a credit card, we have Britany Spears with no knickers, Britany Spears with no panties, Britany spears flashing her pussy in this uncensored photo. Get a life you sad bastards.

If you dont like it

Well tonight was supposed to be a major update. Had a few hours spare, some Jamaican prozac and a few beers so figured I would have a saturday night show.

But instead I ended up racing, Richard Burns rally to be precise. That game is so hard it is unreal. Great fun.

So whats to stop me doing a major update now you might ask? Well, it is 20.45 and at 21.30 I have to go and race Pro Race Driver Toca 2 online. So basically i am just killing time. I know this looks like I regard all you lot as second best to a racing game but it's not true.

You are much further down the list than that! I only update when I am bored and have nothing better to do. And if you don't like it then check out the picture.

Britney Spears upskirt knickerless

The newspapers have been full of pics of Britney Spears out with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, sitting in the back of a car and flashing her gash in some knickerless upskirt shots. Of course they were all censored.

Here is the first of the uncensored ones, just for you! So here we have Britney spears with no knickers, flashing her minge at you in the back of a car. Yes that's right, Britney Spears with no panties in uncensored pics.

The rest of the pics will follow at the weekend so don't forget to come back.

Jana. Adults Only

This brunette with the long dark hair is Jana. she is on here purely and simply because I like birds with long dark hair. See the rest of her here.

And finally. Adults Only

And finally this morning, just for those of you missing your regular dose of crumpet because I haven't been updating (hello Ivan) here is eighteen year old blonde Rachel teasing you in this outoor set. Enjoy all the pics here.

Four weeks until Christmas. Adults Only

Yes it is only four weeks until Christmas and here we have a novel gift idea. I would love to wake up and find this under my christmas tree. I think it would be the fastest I had ever unwrapped a present. See all the pics here.

Junkie flashing

This bird I do know. She is celebrity junkie Kate Moss, famous mainly for the amount of cocaine she can snort in one go. So, especially for all you sad lonely people out there here is Kate Moss without her kncickers, Kate Moss flashing her gash in a knickerless upskirt pic.

Bianca Gascoigne Knickerless.

Yes it's that time again where I feature some bird I have nver heard of flashing her gash just so I can attract some of those sad gits who sit on the internet trying to find pics of celebrities flashing their bits.

So here we have Bianca Gascoigne in a car flashing her gash at anyone who cares to look.

Peaches. Adults Only

This hot brunette goes by the name of Peaches. And she is a bit of a peach as well. To see more of her then take a look here. You can supply your own cream.

Is this the sickest joke ever?

Is this the sickest joke ever? My thanks to Lorraine for this one.

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they
saw two teenagers having s*x on a bench. The little girl says
"Mommy what are they doing?"

The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm..... they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having. s*x.
Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?"

And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making
cakes in the living room last night, eh?"

Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

Some honest advertising!

Going green. Adults Only

Apparantly we now all have to do our bit to save the environment because, depending on which expert you listen to, we are going to have either global warming or a new ice age. So I thought I would do my bit to help.

So instead of a fit bird draped all over a motorbike or car here we have a fit bird draped all over a pushbike.

Little things like this will help reverse the rising tempretures, half a degree in the last century, 0.1 of a degree since acurate records have been taken! So come on everybody, help reverse global warming by clicking here and watching Misha get her kit off. And don't forget to recycle your tissues!

Pretty Blonde. Adults Only

here we have a pretty blonde babe. To see her remove all her clothes and spread for you just click here.

Emma Bunton wants a baby.

According to one of yesterdays newspapers, former baby spice and strictly come dancing star Emma Bunton wants a baby. I have e-mailed her fan site telling her that anytime she wants to come and get a sperm donation she is welcome.

Christmas Present

Christmas presents are always tricky things to buy. Here is the ideal gift for any man who lives with a woman.

The new muslim veil

Here we have the new muslim veil which will be the only one allowed to be worn in my house!

So now we know. Adults Only

If there was ever any doubt that the congestion charge in London was nothing more than a tax then now we know the truth. It is a tax, pure and simple.

The original idea of it was to cut the amount of cars driving through London, hence the name congestion charge. To some extent it worked. The poor could no longer afford to drive in London leaving the roads a little bit clearer for the rich.

But not content with fleecing motorists for £8 evertime they drive into our capital city, on roads they have already paid for many times over anyway, he now wants to raise it even higher. But only if you drive the wrong type of car!

Basicaly people driving higher polluting cars will pay more, as much as £25! The reason for this, according to Barmy ken, the minorities friend, is to force people to drive less poluting cars.

So suddenly, the congestion charge has changed from a device to stop cars from going into London to a tool to try and force us all to go green. He no longer cares how many cars go through London, as long as they are environmently friendly!

Which means it is no longer a congestion charge but is now a pollution tax! I just hope that there are enough of us driving the wrong type of cars who decide he is the wrong type of mayor and kick him out. The man is a total prat!

His idea doesn't even work! It is completely nonsensicle and will actually cause more pollution! Why? This is why.

Take a journey from Richmond Surrey to Basildon Essex. It is about 45 miles going through London and in a 2.3 litre car costs two gallon of fuel plus £8 charge, about £17 in total. You can go around London and do about 60-65 miles and use another £4 of fuel and not pay the charge, saving £4. Because it is easier to go trhough the middle and the difference is only £4 a lot of people still go through the middle. Raise that charge to £25, so the difference is £21 and everbody will go around the outside.

Great, everyone thinks, it has done what it is supposed to do, cut the cars going through London. Except that now that is not what it is for, it is now supposed to be to cut pollution.

So how does hundreds of thousands of motorists scurting London, driving an extra twenty miles and using an extra gallon of petrol each cut pollution exactly?

Okay the pollution wont be in central London and the minorities holding their parties in Trafalgar square will have cleaner air to breathe. But what about the millions of people around the outskirts of London who will see polution rise by up to 33%, see even more traffic on their already congested roads and have their kids killed and injured in this extra traffic?

His answer to this? Well they can intorduce a congestion charge!

This charge is now nothing but another tax, a nasty one that hits the driver of older cars, the poor, while allowing those who can afford it to buy the latest cleanest car and pay very little. It is typical of the way socialists and communists work. Keep the poor as poor as possible, that way they are easier to control!

Here is Jade flashing her bits at you.

Lucina. Adults Only

Now I know that some of you don't just come here for the naked women but like to read my little rants about the crap that goes on in this country. And I would really like to oblige but where do I start?

Well first the good news. The farcial trial of the BNP leader is over and guess what? He and his party member were found not guilty again! Now there is a surprise. You see they tried to prosecute him for inciting racial hatred when he was actually giving his opinion about the islamic cult.

He said that islam is a wicked evil religion. That is his opinion and, as the courts have just ruled, he is entitled to it. You see the deranged lunatics who follow the brutal opressive cult of islam are from all nationalities and are of all colours, black white and brown. So how on earth was he prosecuted in the first place?

The answer is quite simple. He told the truth and under Billy Liars dictatorship telling the truth is actually considered a crime.

And what was the New Taxes party's response to the not guilty verdict? They want to bring in yet another law to stop people telling the truth about islam, basically change the laws until they get the verdict they want.

Well before they do here is my opinion of islam and it's followers. It is nothing more than a religous cult that uses violence and threats of violence to try and get everybody to bend to it's will. It's followers, muslims, are nothing more than deranged imbeciles who have no place in any decent society.

No Christian country should ever allow any muslim, of whatever colour or race across it's borders. Any country that does is just asking for trouble.

I stress again, this is my opinion, and as the courts have just ruled, I am entitled to it. At least for the time being anyway.

Here is a babe getting naked for you.

Sorry for the delay. Adults Only

Well sorry for the delay in updating the site lately, I have been a bit busy and just haven't seemes to manage to get around to it. Hopefully there should be a major update sometime this weekend. Anyway for now take a look at this bird.

Guess what? Britain is Racist!

Yes it's true, we officially live in a racist society. Last year 48 people died in racially motivated attacks. You may have read it in the news or seen it on the TV. You may have read left wing columnists in left wing propoganda sheets masquerading as newspapers telling us how we should all do more to welcome imigrants into our society. You will certainly have seen mp's of all parties jumping on the bandwagon and promising more of our money to ethnic groups. But, unless you read the Observer, you won't have read the truth.

Twenty four of these people, 50%, that is half for those of you educated under new labour, were WHITE!!!!!

They were white people, killed by blacks and asians in racially motivated attacks. Despite what the politicians and popular newspapers would have you believe racism is a two way street. Despite the amount of money given to immigrant groups, despite the posotive discrimination that gives them priority for housing, priority for jobs etc they are still racist towards us!

They only make up 10% of the population, which means a white man is NINE TIMES more likely to be killed in a racist attack than a black man or an asian!!!

And Billy Liar and his new taxes party just keep on letting them in.

University top up fees. Adults only

To be fair University top up fees are a bit of a piss take. Not that I object to them, anything that encourages young people to go to work rather than spend a few years on a piss up at everybody else's expense is fine by me. It's the way that the English are discriminated against when it comes to top up fees that is wrong.

You see if you are English you have to pay about £20,000 to doss for four years before getting your qualifications that allow you to join the advertising industry, become a lawyer, work in media or any other of the occupations that involve fleecing poor people and feathering your own nest. But if you live in scotland you don't have to pay a penny!

Our wonderful New labour MP's voted top up fees out in Scotland yet imposed them on the UK. It also means other students from all over the EU can go to scotland and doss for four years for free!

Except of course it is not free. The good old ENGLISH tax payer is funding it. And it doesn't stop there, the sweaties have access to cancer fighting drugs that are denied English people because they are too expensive!

What right have these new labour scum got to take huge chunks of ENGLISH tax payers money and spend it on making sure the scots are better off than us? The answer is quite obviously that they don't have the right. But they do it anyway because without the moron's from north of the border voting for them they would be the third choice party and would never get elected again.

England now is run by the scots, for the scots and purely because 300 new labour MP's don't want to lose their £200,000 a year jobs. Like everything else to do with Billy Liar and his new taxes party it is a complete disgrace.

Every student should pay the full cost of their tuition fees which would mean most of them couldn't afford to go and would get a proper job instead. This would mean we wouldn't need to have anymore imigrant workers, the tax payer wouldn't be funding their four year piss up, we would end up with less lawyers, less media people, less advertising agencies and lower prices because we wouldn't be paying double for everything just to keep graduates in non jobs.

Best of all more birds like Katlin here would have to get their kit off to pay the fees. which is fine by me. See her spread them here.

Morning all. Adults Only

Well there I was happily updating my other sites then, as it was almost daylight, I decided to enhance an Embassy and crack a beer. Next thing I know I am on here waffling away.

Anyway, to start today's proceedings, maybe even to end them if I go back to what I should be doing, here is a bird for you.

She is Libby, an English amateur who looks so sweet and innocent. Until you see the size of the dildo she is playing with! Take a look here.

Some tatoos

Country Girl. Adults Only

Well as you all know I can never resist posting pics of a babe with a bike. This one is a bit special. The lovely Country Girl is a genuine english amateur and the pics were taken out in the Great English countryside. To see a lot more of this genuine English amateur babe just take a look here.

And these. Adults Only

And these pics in this gallery would have ended up on Simply Upskirt. Instead, today, as a special treat, and because I am being Lazy, they are on here. Take another look at the lovely Karrin here.

You don't always get the best. Adults Only

Now on this site you don't alway get to see the best galleries I post. These usually end up on one of my other sites because they get five times the visitors that this one does and earn me money. This site is more of a hobby, sort of a private site where I post what I want to post and put the birds on that don't fit on the other sites.

But today it is taking ages to upload pictures and I'm feeling like crap so anything I find will end up on here. Like this bird Karrin for instance. She would normally be on Simply Babes but today she is on here. Not only does she have an amazing bum the body is pretty fit as well. Enjoy all the pics here.

My aplogies again. Adults Only

I just want to apologise in advance if today's offering is not up to scratch. I am not very well at all, had to come home from work because I was sick, had the shits and ached all over. I am writing this in a bit of a daze and feeling pretty awful so you will just have to put up with what you get. To start with we have Kat getting her kit off. See all the pics here.

Nice bike, nice blonde. Adults Only

Just by way of a change here is a babe draped all over a nice bike. Enjoy the pics here.

Victoria Silvstedt Upskirt

Well once again I have absolutely no idea who this bird is or what she does. But she is famous so people type her name in search engines and she is also flashing her gash so that's enough to get her on here.


So for all you Victoria Silvstedt fans here she is flashing her pussy in these upskirt photo's. That's right Victoria Silvstedt in upskirt photo's not wearing any panties.

Anna Friel Upskirt

Now these pics bring back memories. About ten years ago, when Anna Friel used to live with Darren Day in Chiswick, I had to pick her up in my cab and take her to The Hilton Park Lane.

When the poison midget, as she was known to the drivers, got into the car she asked me to turn the heating up in the back. She then immediately lifted her dress, just like in the pics, trying to warm her snatch up I guess, and I got a full flash of her pussy. Maybe if she wore knickers she wouldn't get so cold.

Anyway it seems Anna Friel lifting her dress in a car and revealing her bare snatch isn't that unusual. So, for all you celebrity watchers, here is Anna Friel showing her pussy.

New islamic dress code

Sometimes it is hard to believe that the followers of the islamic cult only make up about 2% of our population. The way they are treated by this government, curtailed to and put above the rest of the population and followers of real religions is beyond belief.

There is an islamic girls school in Leicster that, to meet it's legal obligations, is taking 10% of it's pupils from proper religions. However they have decided that islamic head scarves are part of the uniform and are insisting that everyone has to wear them! And this sad sorry excuse for a government is allowing them to get away with it!

Now what would happen if muslims at Christian schools were told they had to wear a cross? These islamic cultists would be out on the streets threatening to kill people!

It is a complete disgrace.

Emma Bunton

I saw former spice girl Emma Bunton on strictly come dancing earlier and was quite impressed. I have never really had a good look at her before but she is actually quite fit with a nice pair of bristols on her.

So I figured that if I were to find a few pics of Emma Bunton with her tits out or Emma Bunton upskirt pics I might get a few visitors from Strictly come dancing fans, Emma Bunton fans or Spice Girl fans.

So off I went, searching for Emma Bunton naked, Emma Bunton topless, Emma Bunton upskirt, I tried them all. All I could find were two upskirt pics of Emma Bunton and these others. Bit I bet I get a lot more hits now!

Smokers go for free!. Adults Only

Yes, you are not seeing things. If you smoke you can enjoy a week in Corfu and it will cost you nothing! How? Well read on.

Thanks to Billy Liar and Gordon Brown we have the highest taxes in Europe. Because of them a carton of 200 cigarettes is about £51. Now in Corfu they are from £17 to £20, Embassy Regal cost me £19.90 for 200.

But Corfu is part of Greece and Greece is in the EU. Which means you can bring back 3200 fags, 16 cartons.

A weel in Corfu in May, early June, late September or early October will cost you about £250. If you don't hire a car and just relax on the beach or by the pool, have a midday meal, a steak at night and drink all day you will still only spend about £250 to £300.

If you bring back your full fag allowance you will save about £31 per carton, that is £496! Plus you wont be using gas and electricity at home, buying food at home etc and will save at least another £50

So, the holiday will cosy about £550 and you will save £550 on something you would buy anyway! So the holiday is free!

I didn't realise this until too late so only had enough money left to buy 10 packs so only saved £310. But now I know and will be enjoying free holidays on a regular basis! Everytime I run out of fags I will go abroad to buy them.

This also has the great advantage of me not having to give my hard earned money to Gordon Brown so he can give it away to ethnic minorities so I win both ways. And it is completely legal!!!

Here is a babe saving up for her next holiday.

I'm Back!. Adults Only

Well, after seven days of in Corfu I am back off of my holiday, and it was great. So good in fact that I am going back next year. Paleokastritsa must be one of the most beautiful places on earth. Food and drink are dirt cheap, the weather is fantastic, the people extremely friendly and the scenery fantastic.

Once all the photo's have been downloaded I will post some of them on here so you can see for yourself. Best of all, if you smoke, I will be telling you how you can go for free! Yes that's right, smokers can have a week in this place and it will cost them absolutely nothing! I will tell you how later.

In the mean time I guess you have all been missing your regular supply of crumpet. So here is English babe Alexandra getting her tits out for you. Enjoy her here.