How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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