Because it is the BBC

Because this love in is being broadcast by the BBC we also have to put up with a load of politically correct claptrap. They interviwed one bird who says that because we won medals in cycling everyone should take it up and not only will we save the planet but we will win more medals at future olympics.

If this is the case then why is Bejing, a city with as many cyclists as motorists, one of the most polluted in the world and how come the Chinese didn't win all the cycling medals?

Gormless Gordon is back as well. Adults Only

Gordon Gormless was on the plane with the athletes as well and unfortunately for us our unelected leader survived the journey safely.

He was in China to advise the Chinese on population control. He advised them on the use of CCTV to watch over people and make sure they obeyed all the important laws like not smoking in public or using your mobile phone while driving. He offered extremely useful advice to the Chinese on how to keep the poor in their place and subservient to their lords and masters and invaluable advice on how to milk as much tax as possible out of the poor to avoid taxing the well off and risking upsetting them.

By far the most usefull advice he gave the Chinese was how to reduce the population by letting the elderly freeze to death in the winter, witholding drugs and medicine from the sick and killing people off in filthy hospitals.

Unfortunately he wasn't able to advise the Chinese about democracy because it is a subject he knows nothing about.

Here is a bird.

Why is the West sending aid to China?

Okay the earthquake in China is a disaster and everything should be done to help the people there. But why are Western Countries donating money?

We keep being told that China is the fastest growing economy in the World. They are now up amongst the richest countries. In order to acheive this they are completely ruining the economies of many countries in the West.

They are flooding the USA and Europe with fake goods, an industry their government turns a blind eye to. Because of the slave labour they employ in their sweat shops they are also able to manufacture goods far cheaper than we can in the West and our undermining our own manufacturing industries.

Why can't they use this wealth to fund the aid effort? Why should taxpayers in the West fund it?