Maybe now we will see some racing?

The Formula 1 world championship will this year, for the first time ever, be decided on who wins the most races. Only if there is a tie at the end of the season will second place be worth anything! Finally these drivers will have to go out and do what they are paid for and actually race the cars.

There will be no point backing off and settling for second or third place just to get points. There will be no more taking it easy to preserve the engine for the next race. It is now win or nothing.

Maybe now at last we will actually get to see some racing, assuming the BBC don't break off with two laps to go to show the cricket. Well that is the theory anyway but will it actually produce close racing?

If I was an F1 team manager who had spent £250 million on my cars as soon as I realised that they were not going to win and were actually driving round and round the track for no reason whatsover I would just pull them in the pits, save the fuel and tyre costs, negate the risk of them crashing or blowing up expensive engines and wait until the next race. If I found they were off the pace in qualifying I might even not start the race at all.

So it's a bold move. It could result in better racing. It could also make it, quite literally, pointless.

Another waste of our money

Rather than deal with the mindless minority who turn our streets into war zones every weekend this incompetent government put up taxes on alcohol instead in an effort to curb alcohol abuse.

Then rather than insist that every pub has a smoking and a no smoking area they decided to treat smokers like children and force them outside into the rain and cold to smoke something they can quite legally buy in any garage, supermarket, newsdagent and most pubs.

The result, as anyone with any common sense could have predicted, is a huge loss of trade for pubs, 75,000 people in the pub industry out of work and pubs closing down every day.

The clowns in Westminsters answer to this? They have set up a 1.3 billion pound fun, with our money, for pub landlords who are struggling to get loans to borrow from! And of course to create another load of paper work and to employ another load of pen pushers on state pensions all payed for by us.

Surely the most effective way of dealing with this problem would be to allow pubs to have smoking rooms inside and to lower the tax on alcohol for products sold on licenced premises?

This is just another excuse to get more people on the public pay roll and voting for Labour and just another waste of tax payers money from a corrupt, immoral, thieving bunch of scum who masquerade as a government.

Well we survived. Adults Only

As you have probably guessed we made it through the last lot of chemo in one piece. Apart from the nausea, the pain, the horrible taste in our mouth, the tiredness, the constant aching etc it all went quite well!

We now have a scan on Thursday which will determine if the chemo is actually doing anything and will determine if we will die around September or hold on until Christmas. We are really looking forward to it!

So, to cheer us all up, here is a babe in some boots. Enjoy her here.

Worlds biggest shuttlecock.

The people at the Guiness book of records last week thought they had discovered the worlds biggest shuttlecock.

It turned out to be Jade Goody in her wedding dress.

A simple solution. Adults Only

While our MP's and bankers continue to line their own pockets our economy continues to collapse. Gormless Gordons latest great idea is to print more money and give it to the banks, so they can pay bigger bonuses and lose it again, just like they did the last lot and the one before that.

So I have a better, much simpler idea. Print more money, give 10% to customs and immigration so they can weed out the illegal immigrants and kick them out so they are no longer costing us all money. Use 10% to build more prisons so we can lock up our criminals and reduce the cost of crime to the tax payer.

Then give everybody on the electoral roll, who isn't in prison or living abroad, £5000 each. Those who don't need the money will invest it and ease the banking crisis. Those struggling to pay their mortgages will be able to afford them and not lose their homes. Those with small businesses can put the money into their business and stop themselves going bust. The rest of us will spend it, boosting the economy and keeping people in jobs.

It is the perfect solution to our problems except that it doesn't give the government any way of lining their own pockets and goes against their socialist principles of keeping the poor in their place.

So instead they will give it all to the banks and nothing will change.

Here is a bird.

A true strory from the last UN meeting

A representative from Israel began - 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.'
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then.'
The Israeli representative smiled and said, 'And now that I have made that clear, I will begin my speech.

It looks like this will be the last year.

Well Peter went to the hospital yesterday and the news wasn't good. The cancer has now spread to our liver which is not a good thing. We will be doing another lot of chemo very soon but it is pallative only and there is no chance of a cure. The average life spam of somebody with the disease at the stage our is works out at about a year. Maybe a bit more if the chemo is a success, less if it isn't.

So this will probably be the last year this site is running. We will still update when we can but we do feel pretty rough a lot of the time so it might not be that regular.

It's time to bring in Internment

Hamas is a terrorist organisation with only one agenda, the complete destruction of Israel and the death of all Jews. It doesn't want peace talks because it doesn't want peace. The only thing that will satisfy it's leaders and members is the death of every follower of the Jewish faith. To try and acheive their evil ideals these cowards hide among women and children and fire rockets into Israel aimed at women and children. They are the lowest of the low, evil scum who should have been drowned at birth.

But now Israel has had enough of these scum targeting their women and children and are fighting back we have people taking to the streets in this country and demonstrating against Israel! According to these, mostly muslim, people it is Israel and the Jews that are wrong. They are supposed to just accept the wholesale slaughter of their women and children and not fight back!

When these Hamas supporters next take to our streets to support these terrorists and show their hatred of the Jews then our Police and Army should immediately move in and arrest them. Those not born here should be immediately deported and those who were born here should be locked away in Internment camps.

Because anybody who supports an organisation whose sole reason for existence is to kill people because of their faith is a danger to our society and no better than the cowardly animals of Hamas itself.

When is a thug not a thug?

While we are on the subject of thugs I find this whole Steven Gerrard thing a bit strange. Quite a while back a football player, Joey Barton, was arrested and charged with ABH, just like diver Gerrard. Before he was convicted of the offence both the Daily Mirror and The Sun were calling for him to be kicked out of football abd have kept up a vendetta against him ever since, despite him being convicted and serving his time. Every match report about a game he is involved in is now considered incomplete unless they label him a thug somewhere along the way.

Now as Gerrard has been accused and charged with exactly the same offence as Joey Barton you would assume that his treatment by the press would be exactly the same. Far from it! As far as they are concerned it's all a big mistake!

Could this be because the biggest cheat in football also has a wife who writes a column for the Mirror and the thug himself gives regular exclusive interviews to The Sun's sister paper The News of the World?

Nice to see our popular press are as unbiased as ever isn't it?

The manager blames himself

The manager of the night club where the biggest cheat in football, Steven Gerrard, beat up the DJ blames himself for the attack.

"If I had known we had Liverpool players in" he stated. "I would have painted a penalty area around the decks. That way they would have fallen over before they got anywhere near the DJ"

Happy New Year

Happy new year everyone. We haven't forgotten about you all, we have just been a bit too ill to update lately. But we are slowly starting to feel a bit better and should be back with you shortly.

Getting things in perspective.

Now people get arrested by armed police merely for embarassing the government people have been comparing living in England under this communist government with living in Zimbabwe under Robert Mugabwe. Lets get this in perspective please! Robert Mugabwe was actually elected!

Some Christmas cheer. Adults Only

Well it's coming up to the annual spend fest known as Christmas. This is the time of year when muslim's who have spent all year slagging off Christianity quite happily charge us double in their mini cabs because it is a religous holiday and supermarkets lower their prices to what they should have been all year to try and entice us to save money.

There are a few people who do still actually treat Christmas as a time to celebrate the birth of christ but they are far outnumbered by those who treat it as a chance to make money at every opportunity.

I just see it as a chane to see babes like this blonde here all dressed up in Christmas outfits!

See Santa's little helper reveal a lot more here.

Castonya's night out.

After being pretty ill for the past few weeks I decided that now we were feeling a bit better Peter and I should have a night out. However the miserable git wasn’t interested so I decided to go on my own. I decided to go up the West End but the first thing I needed was transport to and from the station so I asked Abdul next door if he could do me a couple of cab rides. Well he was busy but, kind bloke that he is, he offered to lend me his camel.

Yes it’s true, he has a camel! It lives in the spare bedroom along with his brother and his wife and kids. I was a bit worried at first because I wasn’t sure if riding a camel was legal but I figured that if his license to ride a camel in the Sahara Desert also covered him to drive a cab in London then my English driving license must cover me to ride a camel. So I jumped on and got myself down to the station.

I had a great time, had a few beers in a few different pubs and even found one with an English barmaid! I knew she was English because she couldn’t read or write, got my change wrong three times, was a size 20 and had tit’s the size of a Labour Politicians ego.

When I’d finally had enough to drink I got on the train home and noticed that the blonde in the mini skirt who just happened to be sitting opposite me wasn’t wearing any knickers. Obviously I had a good look and was amazed when her lips suddenly pursed and her pussy blew me a kiss! Three times this happened and I couldn’t help myself, I had to say something.

“It must like you” she told me, “Why don’t you try putting a finger in?”

“You’re not trying to say it whistles as well!” I laughed.

But it did! We left three people on the platform at Putney and some poor bird got her knockers caught in the sliding doors and ended up at Barnes!

Anyway I got back to my local station, went to the car park to get the camel and it was gone! Somebody had nicked it! So I called the police and got the usual recorded announcement that all their officers were busy handing out tickets for smoking in public so wouldn’t be able to come out. It included a number to ring and get a crime number for insurance purposes so when I got home I rang it.

“So what is the camel’s name?” the Asian in the call centre asked.

“No idea” I answered.

“Colour?”

“No idea” I admitted.

“How many humps?”

“Not sure” I told her.

“Sex?”

“Female” I told her, definitely Female.”

“So you don’t know the camels name, you don’t know what colour it is and you haven’t a clue how many humps it has. Why are you so certain it is female?”

“Easy” I told her. “When I rode it down to the station people kept pointing and saying look at the c**t on the camel!”

And at least I didn’t end the night with the hump!

We have a rule. Adults Only

Well every now and again Peter lets me drive the car, but only if we are on our own, and he has made some rules for when I do. One of them is that we don't stop for hitch hikers. However if we came across this babe thumbing a lift I bet I could get him to change his mind!

See if you would stop here.

The funniest thing this week

The funniest thing I saw this week was when Martina Navratilova realised that she was actually on I'm a celebrity get me out of here and not I'm a lesbian get me a battery charger as she had expected to be. And the look on her face when she realised she had actually signed up for three weeks of bug munching not carpet munching was priceless!

Double delight. Adults Only

Today we had a bonus in our mailbox. No, not the news that Gordon Brown and his new labour cronies are being prosecuted for murder, we are still waiting in hope for that, but a couple of nice blondes requesting an interview for the jobs of nurse and maid to Peter and I.

Check out their suitability here.

One last thing. Adults Only

I almost forgot! we have had another applicant for the job of nurse, the lovely Rachel Victoria.

See what you think of her here.

Before we go. Adults Only

Before we go to bed for the night I would just like to introduce you to this very cute brunette. Her name is Jana and you can see her strip naked here.

To see lots more cuties like her then visit our sister site Simply Cute and to see lots more babes stripping out of their clothes visit Simply Strippers.

They have both been recently updated and are well worth a look.

We finally have to give in. Adults Only

As a lot of you already know Peter and I have to do another lot of chemo because our cancer came back. We have been putting it off as long as possible because, to be blunt, the sooner we have it the sooner we die.

The next lot is our last lot so although it should make us feel much better for a few months after that the only thing we have to look forward to is a slow painful death. But we are too ill now to wait much longer.

It has started to become a struggle to do anything at all now and this week we still haven't been shopping because we just were not capable of doing it. We are taking the maximum amount of pain killers we can take yet still spend half our time in pain.

So Peter is going to ring the hospital when we get up tomorrow and try and get things moving.

So, just to cheer us up, here is a very lovely eighteen year old blonde getting her kit off. You can lust over her here. We just don't have the energy.