Just Because. Adults Only

This rather lovely brunette is on here just because I like her, no other reason. It's my site so I will post what I like.

To see more of brunette babe Shyla Jennings take a look here.

Happy Birthday Mr Slezy. Adults Only

Yes it is Mr Slezy's birthday today. I won't tell you how old he is but I will say that if he were ever to get hold of this busty babe she would kill him! But I know he likes them big and has recently aquired another lorry load of baby oil so I thought I would put her on here just for him.

See more of busty Danielle here.

I think we are back. Adults Only

Well we are definitely feeling much better now and don't have anymore chemo for another nine days so I think we may be back, or at least until we fall asleep we are anyway.

And what better way to come back than with a bird? And a nice fit long haired half naked eighteen year old bird at that.

To see more of the lovely Anya take a look here.

Furniture sales war hotting up! Adults Only

Well it's nearly Christmas so we all know what is coming next. Yes, endless adverts on TV offering half price furniture that you don't have to pay for until next Christmas. The adverts will be non stop, annoying everybody who sees or hears them and making us all vow never to go anywhere near one of their shops let alone buy their overpriced shoddy goods.

This year with the economy still reeling from eleven years of gormless gordon's mismanagement the competition for our money is getting even hotter so they are all going to be using naked women to promote their goods.

Now while this is obviously a good thing for us people who enjoy looking at a fit babe now and again somebody should really point out to them that after Labour's attempts to kick start the economy the only people with any money left are the rich and middle classes who have benefited from their tax the poor to feed the rich policies and that these people wouldn't be seen dead in one of their stores.

So I guess all we need to do is enjoy the views on offer. Here is a bird on a white sofa.

1.4 million new jobs created last year! Adults Only

Yes it's true, there were 1.4 million new jobs created here last year! So has this cut unempolyment? Well no actually because every one of these new jobs went to a migrant and the amount of British born people out of work actually increased by 62,000!

So, in plain English, our country, which is already over populated, created 1.4 million new jobs that were supposed to go to British people and instead imported 1.4 million foreigners to do those jobs cheaply.

Labour, the party for the poor? Don't make me laugh.

Here is a bird.

Just a blonde. Adults Only

Just realised we have been a bit short of crumpet on here lately so I figured I should put that right. So here, for no other reason than she is gorgeous, is naked blonde babe Kinga posing on a leather sofa.

Have a good look at her here.

Some Christmas cheer. Adults Only

Well it's coming up to the annual spend fest known as Christmas. This is the time of year when muslim's who have spent all year slagging off Christianity quite happily charge us double in their mini cabs because it is a religous holiday and supermarkets lower their prices to what they should have been all year to try and entice us to save money.

There are a few people who do still actually treat Christmas as a time to celebrate the birth of christ but they are far outnumbered by those who treat it as a chance to make money at every opportunity.

I just see it as a chane to see babes like this blonde here all dressed up in Christmas outfits!

See Santa's little helper reveal a lot more here.

We have a rule. Adults Only

Well every now and again Peter lets me drive the car, but only if we are on our own, and he has made some rules for when I do. One of them is that we don't stop for hitch hikers. However if we came across this babe thumbing a lift I bet I could get him to change his mind!

See if you would stop here.

Before we go. Adults Only

Before we go to bed for the night I would just like to introduce you to this very cute brunette. Her name is Jana and you can see her strip naked here.

To see lots more cuties like her then visit our sister site Simply Cute and to see lots more babes stripping out of their clothes visit Simply Strippers.

They have both been recently updated and are well worth a look.

A babe and a black bike. Adults Only

As all you regular readers know we can't resist showing a bike on this site, especialy if it happens to have a babe draped over it. So that is exactly what we have here, a babe and a bike.

Admire them both here.

Another portion of Peaches. Adults Only

Well I still had the taste of Peaches in my mouth when I came across this gallery. So here we have another portion of Peaches to help keep us healthy. It also gives me an ideal opportunity to plug our sister site Simply Legs, the site where all the girls wear stockings. A bit like Liverpool really except at Simply Legs they wear them on their legs and not their face!

Get your second helping of Peaches here.

Eat a Peach. Adults Only

Well we all know by now that five portions of fruit and veg a day is supposed to be good for you. Well this babes name is Peaches and after five portions of her in one day I would be good for nothing!

But she has the right name, she really is a peach. Drool over her here.

You could always hitch hike. Adults Only

If, after all the taxes, it turns out you can't afford a bike and you refuse to be conned into carrying an ID card and going out of your way to pay in advance just so you are not charged double on the bus then you can always hitch hike.

Because global warming will have made it much warmer and as Labour will have fiddled the figures again so crime is almost non existent what better way to get about could there be? Of course because it will be only the rich and politicians who can afford cars then your chances of being picked up by a criminal will be significantly increased but if a few poor people die then so what? That is Labour's policy after all, kill off as money poor people as they can to make more room for the rich.

See Lilya demonstrate just how it is done.

Our new transport system. Adults Only

After eleven years of thinking about it Labour have finally announced their long awaited transport policy that is supposed to bring our public transport system up to date.

Basically they are going to continue to make it so expensive that only those on benefits can afford it and when they have driven even more people onto the roads they will once more raise the tax on fuel and keep going until nobody can afford anything except a pushbike.

This will leave the roads free for the rich and the elite ruling classes and make it even easier for greedy bosses to exploit their work force because being unable to afford transport means that job opportuinties are obviously more limited.

I did hear a rumour that they are going to force people to buy their tickets in advance and carry an ID card just to use the buses and anybody daring to get onto a bus and just pay the fare will be fined by being charged double! They will pass this off as being in the best interests of the public and expect mugs all over the country to fall for it. The oyster card I believe they will call it.

So eventually all you unfortunates unlucky enough to still be alive in the hell on Earth created by Labour will have to buy a push bike just like Lilya here. Enjoy.

Last one tonight. Adults Only

Well the flame thrower that was burning in our chest has now settled down and become nothing more painful than a blow torch so we are going to try and sleep. So here is the last babe of the night.

Ogle her here.

I wasn't sure. Adults Only

I nearly didn't put this bird on here because I am not sure if we have had her before. Then I thought so what if we have? You can't get too much of a good thing. Especially when it is a slim fit bird with long hair dressed in stockings, a leather mini skirt and long kinky boots!

So here is Loora. Lust over her here.

I'm getting too old! Adults Only

It was my birthday yesterday and despite the fact that I was feeling pretty ill and had had no sleep I went out and celebrated anyway. I had to really, it could quite possibly be the last birthday I have!

And today I feel like crap! My aches and pains seem to have cleared up, I think they were caused by having my flu and pneumonia jabs at the same time. But I have a hangover.

So here to cheer me up, and to start your working week off, is a blonde in white socks getting naked. Ogle her here.

Blonde Babe. Adults Only

It's been a while since I featured a babe just for the sake of it so it's time I put that right. We also haven't had too many Eastern European babes lately and to be fair these countries do produce some seriously hot looking crumpet.

So, just because I feel like it, here we have Yulia, a blonde from somewhere in eastern Europe, getting naked and showing us her fantastic body.

Enjoy her here.

And if you want to see lots more very hot Eastern European babes then our sister site, Simply Babes, is the place to go.

Jennifer Aniston upskirt

Now here is a celebrity I have actually heard of! Jennifer Aniston. And this one I wouldn't need a couple of pints first for. Here we have Jennifer Aniston in an upskirt photo flashing her transparent panties. Look closely and you can even see some pubic hair! Wow!

Jennifer Aniston upskirt flashing her transparent black panties and her pubic hair! The pervs who search for these sort of pics will be flooding in!

So roll up, roll up, all you celebrity spotters. Here is Jennifer Aniston upskirt in transparent panties showing her pubic hair! get your rocks off here!

Continuing. Adults Only

Well a while back I started puting up pics of babes on boats for no other reason than that I wanted to. So here we have another one, a brunette who has appeared here before, Raven Riley.

Take a closer look at her here.