Double delight. Adults Only

Today we had a bonus in our mailbox. No, not the news that Gordon Brown and his new labour cronies are being prosecuted for murder, we are still waiting in hope for that, but a couple of nice blondes requesting an interview for the jobs of nurse and maid to Peter and I.

Check out their suitability here.

One last thing. Adults Only

I almost forgot! we have had another applicant for the job of nurse, the lovely Rachel Victoria.

See what you think of her here.

A babe and a black bike. Adults Only

As all you regular readers know we can't resist showing a bike on this site, especialy if it happens to have a babe draped over it. So that is exactly what we have here, a babe and a bike.

Admire them both here.

Another portion of Peaches. Adults Only

Well I still had the taste of Peaches in my mouth when I came across this gallery. So here we have another portion of Peaches to help keep us healthy. It also gives me an ideal opportunity to plug our sister site Simply Legs, the site where all the girls wear stockings. A bit like Liverpool really except at Simply Legs they wear them on their legs and not their face!

Get your second helping of Peaches here.

We like a bird in leather. Adults Only

Now I don't know what it is but I do like to see a bird in a leather mini skirt. And that is exactly what we have here, long haired brunette Carla from Only Tease in a red leather mini skirt and black stockings.

Get all excited here.

Now we need a maid as well. Adults Only

Well we have been busy trying to sort out a nurse to look after us when the time comes but then we realised that with the state of our hospitals we are going to need a maid as well to make sure stuff is clean and we dont become one of the thousands killed by dirty hospitals.

You see while they can afford to pay people with degrees huge salaries to walk round and report on the cleanliness of wards this government doesnt actually bother to pay people to actually clean the wards in the first place and the pen pushers visit the wards three times a day while the cleaners only come once a day.

So we have advertised for a maid as well and here is the first applicant. Her name is Melanie and you can see her application here.

Another Nurse. Adults Only

Well the postman has just been and delivered another job application, this time from sexy blonde nurse Maria. A nurse something like this would be ideal because at least we would then die with a smile on our face!

See her full CV here.

Another applicant. Adults Only

Here is another applicant for the position of nurse to Peter and I. Her name is Letitia and she is a bit older than the others but to be fair once we take our glasses off it hardly matters.

Examine her credentials here.

The worse thing about cancer. Adults Only

The worse thing about having this cancer is that it's going to kill me at sometime. It isn't even the pain. No, the worse thing is knowing that I will end up sharing a coffin with Castonya!

Here is Ann Angel again, this time in a very short skirt and stockings. Enjoy this great gallery here.

And another applicant. Adults Only

Here we have another bird interested in looking after us, again without a name! Take a look at her here.

We are getting our own Nurse! Adults Only

Well whatever happens one thing is now certain. At some time in the next year or so Peter and I are going to end up in a hospital or a hospice. So I figured I should try and arrange our own Nurse so that we have something pleasant to look at as we die. So I have put the feelers out and the applications have started to come in. And of course I have to share them all with you so here is the first applicant. She forget to give her name but then who cares anyway! We will barely have enough breath to knock one out so we wont be talking to her!

Take a look at her here.

Women where they should be. Adults Only

Well as you all know I have strong feelings about women working. they shouldn't, their place is in the home. So from now on when I come across pics of a babe where she should be then I am going to post them in the hope that women might get the message. So here we have a Dutch Teen in the kitchen.

See her here.

For no reason at all. Adults Only

Here, for no reason at all, and nothing whatsover to do with Castonya moaning, we have an eighteen year old Dutch Teen posing in black lingerie and black stockings.

See her full gallery here.

More students than ever. Adults Only

This year there will be more students than ever before. Why? Simple really, eleven years of a Labour government. A third of kids reach school leaving age unable to read and write so have no choice but to stay on because they are unemployable. This is a deliberate policy by Labour because after eleven years of them ruining the economy and wasting billions of pounds of tax payers money there would be no work for them anyway.

Not only that but any work that is available is all going to Eastern Europeans prepared to do it cash in hand and for very little wages. So it is hardly suprising that the student polulation is on the increase.

Here is blonde babe Gabriella modelling her new uniform.

A classic Thunderbird. Adults Only

Here we have a beautiful car. A white Ford Thunderbird to be exact, more usually known as a T-Bird. It also happens to have Playboy's Jaimie Lee draped all over it which I can assure you is nothing more than a convenient coincidence.

To see more of this lovely car and hot brunette in stockings take a look here.

Some girls. Adults Only

We go through hundreds of galleries of woman trying to find the right ones to grace our sites. It takes time and is a real pain. Can you imagine just sitting for hours at a time doing nothing but looking at half naked birds?

Now and again we find one that doesn't fit any of the catergories but is just so gorgeous that we have to put her somewhere. If she is an old bird, over twenty, then she goes on Simply Babes. However if she is eighteen or nineteen then she goes on the very aptly named Simply Cute.

To see more of nineteen year old Loora then click here.

To see the very best eighteen and nineteen year old tottie on the Internet then visit Simply Cute.

To see the best of the birds over twenty then visit Simply Babes.

Saving money at the cost of lives. Adults Only

Another major problem that the NHS has is that to save money, so there is plenty left to fund ridiculous stuff like IVF treatment for people too selfish to adopt, the NHS stopped employing cleaners and handed it all over to private contractors.

These contractors pay minimum wages, often use illegal immigrants and the result is that our hospitals are now so dirty that over four thousand people a year day from infections they caught in hospital.

It could easily be resolved of course. All they would need to do is get rid of all the admin staff who spend most of their time doing nothing and use the money saved to employ their own cleaners and pay them a decent wage. When I was in Hammersmith hospital somebody came round twice a day to inspect the ward and see if it was clean. That was twice a day more than any cleaners came. If they swapped these penpushers clipboards for a bucket and mop then maybe a lot of these deaths could be prevented.

Here is another nurse.

A perfect example. Adults Only

A perfect example of the main problem with the NHS was a few yaers back when world famous minger and millionaire Cherie Blair went into hospital and had her baby on the NHS.

Now this money grabbing piece of scum could quite easily of paid for her treatment but good socialist that she is she would rather deprive poor people of urgently needed treatment than put her hand in her pocket and pay for something she could easily afford.

Here is another underpaid nurse.

Sixty years of the NHS. Adults Only

As you may have realised the NHS, the system that is funded by poor peoples taxes so that the rich can recieve free health care, is sixty years old. We have decided to join in the celebrations and feature some of the sexiest nurses.

Luckily for us our unelected leader thinks that admin staff and other pen pushers deserve more money than the nurses who actually do most of the work and pays them a pittance meaning that more and more of them are getting their kit off to make ends meet.

So here is a nurse.

I have booked my holiday. Adults Only

Now I know I will definitely have my new car I have booked my holiday. Castonya and I are off to France with our mate Piotr on 16th June. We are going camping in the Loire Valley.

It is an absolute bargain. Seven nights in a tent with proper beds, fridge, cooker etc, our own barbeque outside, free canoe hire and three swimming pools is £231 all in, including the ferry crossing! Including the fuel it will cost us less than £150 each for the week!

Here is a fit bird.