One last thing. Adults Only

I almost forgot! we have had another applicant for the job of nurse, the lovely Rachel Victoria.

See what you think of her here.

Another portion of Peaches. Adults Only

Well I still had the taste of Peaches in my mouth when I came across this gallery. So here we have another portion of Peaches to help keep us healthy. It also gives me an ideal opportunity to plug our sister site Simply Legs, the site where all the girls wear stockings. A bit like Liverpool really except at Simply Legs they wear them on their legs and not their face!

Get your second helping of Peaches here.

Continuing. Adults Only

Well a while back I started puting up pics of babes on boats for no other reason than that I wanted to. So here we have another one, a brunette who has appeared here before, Raven Riley.

Take a closer look at her here.

I have been hoping. Adults Only

I have been hoping that Peter gets his election campaign back into gear because I now desperately want him in charge. Not just because England would be a far better, safer place but because he would be in charge of the nuclear weapons and I'm bound to get out of the box every now and again which would put me in charge of the nuclear weapons! And that would be fun!

That firework display at the Olympics was supposed to be great but believe me the one I have planned in Wales will be bigger and better! I will stop every war in the world overnight. I will just nuke everywhere they are fighting because when there is nothing left they will have nothing left to fight over.

Switzerland will go, because the Swiss are just so bloody boring. Apart from that they deserve to go for sitting around doing nothing in two world wars and making fortunes from it.

I would also reduce all our taxes overnight because after Wales would come Scotland and without that lot to support we would all be better off. English people could then get free prescriptions and cancer drugs.

You would all wake up in the morning to a much better world. So come on, lets get him elected.

Here is a bird.

Women where they should be. Adults Only

Well as you all know I have strong feelings about women working. they shouldn't, their place is in the home. So from now on when I come across pics of a babe where she should be then I am going to post them in the hope that women might get the message. So here we have a Dutch Teen in the kitchen.

See her here.

For no reason at all. Adults Only

Here, for no reason at all, and nothing whatsover to do with Castonya moaning, we have an eighteen year old Dutch Teen posing in black lingerie and black stockings.

See her full gallery here.

Some girls. Adults Only

We go through hundreds of galleries of woman trying to find the right ones to grace our sites. It takes time and is a real pain. Can you imagine just sitting for hours at a time doing nothing but looking at half naked birds?

Now and again we find one that doesn't fit any of the catergories but is just so gorgeous that we have to put her somewhere. If she is an old bird, over twenty, then she goes on Simply Babes. However if she is eighteen or nineteen then she goes on the very aptly named Simply Cute.

To see more of nineteen year old Loora then click here.

To see the very best eighteen and nineteen year old tottie on the Internet then visit Simply Cute.

To see the best of the birds over twenty then visit Simply Babes.

Leaving a little to the imagination. Adults Only

Now while it is all very well catching a flash of a gash or looking at a naked woman sometimes it's best when the ladies leave a little bit to the imagination. Our imagination that is, we all know women don't have any imagination. It's one of the genes they don't posses, along with common sense, a sense of humour and the ability to drive.

So for those of you who like that sort of thing we have yet another site especially for you. Perfect Panties features nothing but birds in panties and lingerie, just like Madison here.

To see more of Maddison flashing her knickers then take a look here. It is worth it believe me!

To see lots more babes in panties and lingerie then visit Perfect Panties.

Yet another complaint. Adults Only

Just had yet another complaint. Apparantly I am sexist, racist, homophobic and the sites are demeaning to women. Well done love, you finally got the point! How long did it take you?

Here is a nice set of demeaning pics just for you!

Another French babe. Adults Only

Finding hot French babes to put on here is proving more difficult than I thought. It seems hot crumpet is yet another thing the French can't do!

You see France is a lovely country to go camping in. It has great scenery, fantastic camp sites and wonderful rivers and lakes. But unfortunately it also has the French. And the French really are useless at just about everything.

Their food is awful, the wine not much better and they speak in that god awful language.

But anyway, here is another bird I found. But it was a long search.

We are off to France. Adults Only

On the 16th we are taking Kyp to France just to give her a proper run. We will be camping in the Loire valley, near a place named Blois. So to get us in the mood I have decided to feature a few French birds.

See this French brunette here.

I have booked my holiday. Adults Only

Now I know I will definitely have my new car I have booked my holiday. Castonya and I are off to France with our mate Piotr on 16th June. We are going camping in the Loire Valley.

It is an absolute bargain. Seven nights in a tent with proper beds, fridge, cooker etc, our own barbeque outside, free canoe hire and three swimming pools is £231 all in, including the ferry crossing! Including the fuel it will cost us less than £150 each for the week!

Here is a fit bird.

Sometimes. Adults Only

Sometimes when there is a photo of a tasty bit of stuff there is a reason for it. But not very often. Usually they are there just to give us something to look at. Be honest, it's what fit birds are for. To look at.

This is one of those times. This very nice eastern European babe is here just because she looks good.

See how good here.

Two babes and some great cars. Adults Only

Here is something we haven't had for a while. A couple of fit birds getting their kit off and posing on some hot cars.

Take a look here.

One reason only. Adults Only

This drop dead gorgeous babe is on here for one reason only. To show you what you are missing if you don't visit our partner sites. We now get content from over twenty different suppliers including world famous sites like Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler.

Take a good look at this cutie here.

He makes it hard work! Adults Only

Well that Peter has gone and done it again and made even more work for me. The idiot has opened another three websites while I haven't been looking so now I have to update seven of them when I am charge of the head!

That means having to switch between sites after spending ages deliberating about which site a bird should go on. And he has signed up with even more content suppliers and I now have to look through hundreds of galleries from people like Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler as well as some lesser known ones.

It all takes time and it means thinking as well and I don't do thinking!

Anyway here is a bird.

Did you see the F1? Adults Only

Did you see the F1 today? Did you manage to stay awake? That is eight years in a row that the man on pole has won at Barcelona! Does that not tell them something? Like maybe it's a bloody useless boring track and the Spanish should build a proper one or lose their Grand Prix.

The commentators did their best to make it sound exciting and got all worked up because the first four cars were close to each other. But apart from off of the start line they just drove round in formation and never got near enough to each other to race.

The cameramen were reduced to showing two cars who were battling for last place because nothing else was going on! Let's hope the next one is better.

Here is a stripper.

I have ordered my new car. Adults Only

After having my test drive in a Mitsubushi Colt on Wednesday I took the plunge and ordered one! So sometime in the next month I will take delivery of my first ever brand new car! I can't wait!

Here is a bird.

If anymore proof were needed. Adults Only

If anymore proof were needed that New Labour have absolutely no respect for the poor of this country then their reaction to the current financial crisis provides it. Whilst they are quite happy to help the banks and ease the situation of the middle class home owners they are doing absolutely nothing to address the problems of five million poor people who are now worse off because of Gormless Gordons latest tax grab.

The people struggling to pay their mortgages have only themselves to blame. The vast majority of them have been borrowing against future price rises of property that they dont actually own because they haven't actually finished paying for it. They have been enjoying the benefits of rising house prices with absolutely no thought for the future and now house prices are falling and they cant borrow anymore money they are squealing like stuck pigs and are expecting the poor to bail them out.

Many of them own two properties. One to live in and one to rent out to people at extortionate rents so that they can enjoy foreign holidays and new cars while making sure that those who cant afford to buy are kept living in poverty.

And what does this government do? It bails them out while at the same time raising taxes for the poorest members of our society. If you voted for Labour you should be ashamed.

Here is a fit bird.

I am test driving a new car today. Adults Only

I am out this afternoon test driving a new car! It is a Mitsubushi Colt which is much smaller than my Ford Scorpio. It is a 1.5 Diesel that still has a top speed of 112mph and a 0-60 time of eleven seconds. Best of all it does over 60mpg which means I will be able to afford to drive it a lot more and seriously upset all the left wing car hating idiots we have in this area! I cant wait!

Unfortunately Nicole here wont be coming with me!

See her here.