We have a rule. Adults Only

Well every now and again Peter lets me drive the car, but only if we are on our own, and he has made some rules for when I do. One of them is that we don't stop for hitch hikers. However if we came across this babe thumbing a lift I bet I could get him to change his mind!

See if you would stop here.

I intended

I intended to get up at 7.30 this morning hoping to see Massa beat Lewis Hamilton. I seriously do not understand the support Hamilton gets in the UK. This "Englishman" who lives in Switzerland made it clear he considers himself Jamaican not British when they interviwed him just after the Olympics. And the "English" team he drives for are 100% owned by Mercedes, who are German. They are an English team if you consider that a Nissan is English because it's built in England or a Vauxhall Corsa is Spanish because it's built in Spain but in reality Mercedes own Maclaren outright and Mercedes are German! The parts are all imported from Germany and put together in the UK like a giant jigsaw puzzle purely for tax reasons.

So a Jamaican, driving a German car, is being supported because he can win the F1 championship for England! Other people consider Maclaren a small team compared to Ferrari and support them for that. So they are supporting a small team, Mercedes, the biggest motor manufacturer in the world who employ millions of people because they are smaller than Ferrari, a specialist sports car manufacturer that employs around 450 people!

This confusion all stems from the fact that most people who watch F1 havent actually got the slightest idea of what it is all about. They don't know the rules, they don't understand the safety rules and regulations and they cant grasp the concept that the most important thing is not the drivers Championship but the constructors Championship. They watch the race on ITV and read the reports in the newspapers and suddenly they are experts. If they were to ever bother reading the reports on the F1 websites or to watch the full coverage on TV, including the pre race and pre qualifying waffle, they might learn a bit more.

They might understand just how much of an advantage Mercedes were given when the rules were changed and everybody else was forced to use the Mercedes computer system, meaning the only ones who had data from last season were Mercedes. They might realise how much of an advantage Mercedes had by starting the season in the best pit slots because they were originally banned from the constructors Championship. And they might question why, given these advantages Mercdes had over the other teams why they haven't already won both titles by now.

Despite the massive advantages handed out to Mercedes this has actually been one of the closest seasons ever with other teams finally beginning to catch Ferrari and Mercedes. Which would have made for a great season next year. Except that once again they are changing the rules. Next year they will be using energy recovery sytems to boost power. I will let you work out for yourselves which Manufacturer has been developing these systems for five years while the others only started a year ago. I will give you a clue though. They are German.

Anyway I have felt so rough that I havent been able to sleep so will probably miss it now. But I hope anybody other than Hamilton or Mercedes wins it.

Wanted for Mass Murder.

Have you seen this man? He is wanted for Mass Murder. As leader of the Labour party he is preciding over the systematic murder of countless English people.

Because of his and Labour's incompetence almost five thousand people a year die in our filthy hospitals. Because of his tax and waste policies countless pensioners will freeze to death in their own homes this winter.

Because of Labours failure to deal with crime hundreds of people are dying on our streets, shot or stabbed to death by scum that any decent government would have locked up years ago. Then even more die, killed by thugs released early from prison to make room for council tax protesters.

Many more die on our roads, killed by tiredness caused by sitting in artificially created traffic jams, created purely as an excuse to raise taxes to ease the congestion they created. Then there are the others killed by the extra pollution these government made traffic jams cause.

When you add on those killed by stress because they just cannot cope with the god awful society they now have to live in and the soldiers killed as this unelected fool trys to force democracy on others then this man becomes the biggest serial killer this country has ever seen.

Anybody who voted Labour should be ashamed of themselves because the blood is well and truly on your hands as well.

I dont get this at Tesco's! Adults Only

I usually get KYP washed at Tesco's or Sainsbury's while I am doing my shopping. But I don't get service like this! Maybe I should look further afield.

To see what a car wash should be like then click here.

He is getting there!

A little while back we despatched the official site photographer, Mr Wolf, to Brands Hatch to get some exclusive pics of a motor racing event. And he nearly got it right!

Yes he remembered the camera this time, and it even had fresh batteries so it worked as well! But unfortunately he forgot his wallet so all the pics were from outside looking in.

But hey, he is getting there. He even managed to get a shot of a car in one of the pics!

A classic Mustang. Adults Only

Well it seems like Playboy is the place to go to see photo's of classic cars. here we have a Mustang. Once more it has a fit bird draped all over it, this time Chelse Medley.

Take a look at them both here.

A classic Thunderbird. Adults Only

Here we have a beautiful car. A white Ford Thunderbird to be exact, more usually known as a T-Bird. It also happens to have Playboy's Jaimie Lee draped all over it which I can assure you is nothing more than a convenient coincidence.

To see more of this lovely car and hot brunette in stockings take a look here.

We have our new car!

We finally took delivery of our new car on Friday! She is a 1.4 Vauxhall Corsa automatic that is great fun to drive! Bright Silver she is and we have named her Kyp.

So far Peter has hogged the drivers seat but he did let me have a little go in her on Saturday. I drove her down the M3 at ninety, went round a roundabout three times just to hear the tyres squeal then drove home with all the windows open and Freebird playing at 140 watts.

So he took the keys off of me! Boring git!

I am test driving a new car today. Adults Only

I am out this afternoon test driving a new car! It is a Mitsubushi Colt which is much smaller than my Ford Scorpio. It is a 1.5 Diesel that still has a top speed of 112mph and a 0-60 time of eleven seconds. Best of all it does over 60mpg which means I will be able to afford to drive it a lot more and seriously upset all the left wing car hating idiots we have in this area! I cant wait!

Unfortunately Nicole here wont be coming with me!

See her here.

The Green party candidate.

The green party candidate is another member of the inferior species. But this time a quite shaggable one. Her name is Sian Berry and of course, being a member of the green party, she is a raving lunatic.

She wants to give free insulation to every home that needs it but doesnt say how she will pay for it. She wants to cut tube and bus fares and will pay for it by abolishing road building schemes and slowling down traffic even more. She wants to impose a 20mph speed limit on all residential roads and as somebody lives in virtually every road in London that means most of them. She hasnt explained how the extra pollution this will cause helps save the planet, which of course is another one of her aims.

She wants to make 60% of all new housing affordable. Affordable by who? The poor or the middle class snobs who are the only ones likely to vote for the Greens? And again there is no mention of how this will be paid for.

A vote for this soppy cow is a vote for even higher taxes and even more interference in our daily lives by government. If you get the chance to shag her then go for it but whatever you do dont vote for her.

No bird this time because the google servers are playing up and the pics wont load.

The Left List Candidate. Adults Only

No I have never heard of The Left List either. But just the Left in the name is reason enough not to vote for their candidate, Lindsey German. She even looks like a German bird! A right minger!

Her policies include improving pubic transport, victimising motorists, making every kid go to a comprehensive so none of them get educated and, of course, raising taxes.

She also wants to bring the troops home from but, and correct me if I am wrong, I dont think that the mayor of London has the power to do that. In addition she wants to save the planet, which is the modern day equivalent of the Miss world candidates saying they wanted to help the poor and needy. A meaningless piece of crap intented to lure the gullable into voting for her.

Luckily she doesnt have a hope in hell which is good news for those of us who live on planet Earth.

Here is a bird