At least somebody knows the meaning of Democracy!

Yesterday London Mayor, Boris Johnson anounced that he is scrapping the Western extension of the congestion charge zone. This tax was introduced by previous Mayor, barmy Ken, despite 85% of people in the area saying that they didn't want it. Boris Johnson did his own consultation and found that the vast majority of people still don't want it so has decided to scrap it.

The left wingers, loony left, greens and other minorities are now all up in arms about this, some even threatening to take legal action to try and stop him scrapping it.

But his decision is right. It doesn't matter what the rights and wrongs of the charge itself are. What matters is that the majority of people do not want it. And as we live in a democracy that is the only thing that matters.

Politicians are there for one reason only, to do what we require of them. Their personal opinions are irrelavant, the wishes of minority groups are irrelevant and the opinions of lunatic green groups are irrelavant.

These people are condeming Boris Johnson when all he is doing is doing the job he was elected to do, represent the people and abide by their wishes. It is called democracy. Which is why it has upset the left wingers so much, because, just like their unelected leader, they don't believe in democracy.

At last, a real Mayor of London

As I am sure you are all aware we now have a new Mayor. Despite the advantage barmy Ken had by having the block votes from the muslim temples common sense prevailed and Boris Johnson was elected.

The reaction from the left wing press has been hilarious! They are absolutely crapping themselves and promising doom and gloom. Their main criticism of Boris Johnson seems to be that he is educated!

There is nothing that socialists hate more than educated people. Educated people frighten them because they know that somebody educated usually has some intelligence and common sense and is able to see socialism for what it is. An evil form of dictatorship that makes the rich richer and the poor poorer. A warped ideal that amounts to nothing more than attempting to control people by keeping them in ignorance and poverty.

Unfortunately Boris Johnson is going to have to spend a large part of his time sorting out the problems caused by barmy Ken. But I for one wish him well. Maybe he can help restore London to the great city it once was rather than the violence infested hovel that Ken Livingstone turned it into.

Come on you blues.

No, I am not talking about Chelsea, although seeing Liverpool get their just desserts last night was very satisfying. I am talking about the Conservatives. If this country is to have any future at all we need Boris Johnson to win the Mayoral election and the Conservatives to give Labour a good pasting in all the local elections.

Labour have proved that they cannot be trusted with anything at all. Immigration, education, taxes, crime, you name it and it has got worse under Labour. The rich have got richer, the poor have got poorer. Labour have been responsible for slaughtering thousands of people in filthy hospitals while Ken Livingstone's traffic policies have been killing off motorists.

The English are now discriminated against as a matter of course and Labour's open door policy on immigration is responsible for bringing back diseases such as TB to this country that we eradicated year ago. Immigrants, especially the economic variety from Eastern Europe are bringing their families here and using resources that even a life time of paying income tax could never pay for.

While private companies increase their profits by using cheap workers from abroad British people are forced out of work and onto benefits meaning even higher taxes for everyone. Labour have single handedly managed to change one of the best countries in the world into a dirty, violent, crime ridden land that a large number of Englishman are ashamed to call home.

If you vote Labour today I hope you get mugged on the way home.

Finally! Adults Only

Well there I was happily slagging off some of the lunatics standing for mayor when Peter just walked in and took control of our head! Inconsiderate git. And it has taken me three days to get it back!

I dont know if I will get round to finishing the election candidates so I guess I should just give you some advice instead. Although the UKIP geezer has about the best ideas he hasn't got a hope of being elected so stick him down as your second choice. And stick Boris Johnson down as your first choice.

Simple.

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The Liberal candidate.

Of all the chancers hoping to get themselves elected into a cushy job this one is the biggest piss taker of them all. Brian Paddick is his name and he is a grade A prat!

"If I can't cut crime and make our streets safer I will quit" he says.

Well excuse me Brian we already know that. You have already done it once! You were one of our top policeman and while you were in charge just about every crime went up. You are directly responsible for the amount of crime on our streets today! Why should it be any different just because you now want a job that gives you even more opportunity to mess things up and, more importantly, pays more money?

He is also a member of the sexually challenged minority and was a supporter of the change in law that made it legal to bugger sixteen year old boys in toilets and that allows perverts to go into our schools and groom young boys using the excuse that they are educating them in their sexuality.

In short, a complete and utter waste of space.

The Green party candidate.

The green party candidate is another member of the inferior species. But this time a quite shaggable one. Her name is Sian Berry and of course, being a member of the green party, she is a raving lunatic.

She wants to give free insulation to every home that needs it but doesnt say how she will pay for it. She wants to cut tube and bus fares and will pay for it by abolishing road building schemes and slowling down traffic even more. She wants to impose a 20mph speed limit on all residential roads and as somebody lives in virtually every road in London that means most of them. She hasnt explained how the extra pollution this will cause helps save the planet, which of course is another one of her aims.

She wants to make 60% of all new housing affordable. Affordable by who? The poor or the middle class snobs who are the only ones likely to vote for the Greens? And again there is no mention of how this will be paid for.

A vote for this soppy cow is a vote for even higher taxes and even more interference in our daily lives by government. If you get the chance to shag her then go for it but whatever you do dont vote for her.

No bird this time because the google servers are playing up and the pics wont load.

The Left List Candidate. Adults Only

No I have never heard of The Left List either. But just the Left in the name is reason enough not to vote for their candidate, Lindsey German. She even looks like a German bird! A right minger!

Her policies include improving pubic transport, victimising motorists, making every kid go to a comprehensive so none of them get educated and, of course, raising taxes.

She also wants to bring the troops home from but, and correct me if I am wrong, I dont think that the mayor of London has the power to do that. In addition she wants to save the planet, which is the modern day equivalent of the Miss world candidates saying they wanted to help the poor and needy. A meaningless piece of crap intented to lure the gullable into voting for her.

Luckily she doesnt have a hope in hell which is good news for those of us who live on planet Earth.

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The Labour Candidate. Adults Only

With the London mayoral election fast approaching I figure it is time I took a look at the candidates and weighed them up. Luckily the bulimic John Prescott isn't standing because I dont have any scales strong enough.

Firstly lets take a look at Labours offering. Barmy Ken the terrorists friend.

Now what can I say about this piece of low life scum that Peter hasnt already said? He is a liar, anti semetic, racist towards the English, totally incompetent, condones fraud and terrorism, is a self confessed moron, borderline alcoholic and is in it purely to boost his already over inflated ego and to line his pockets.

If you vote for him you then you need shooting.

Here is a bird.

I have just recieved some compliments! Adults Only

Just checked my mail and was delighted to find an e-mail from some guy called Ken who says he is the mayor of London. He said I was racist, sexist, homophobic, right wing and anti muslim!

Thank you Ken! I am so pleased you like my work. I do try my best.

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Dont vote for this Moron. Adults Only

Next week Londoners get to vote on who will run our slum of a city for the next four years. Despite once saying that nobody should be allowed three terms as London Mayor the man who turned this once great city into a slum is standing again. Barmy Ken, the terrorists friend once more wants your vote. For Gods sake dont give it to him!

This self confessed moron, "only a moron would scrap the Routemaster bus" he said before scrapping them, is single handedly responsible for just about everything that is wrong with London.

Under his leadership crime has increased, traffic has increased, public transport has become even more expensive, the streets are covered with litter and only the rich can afford to use the roads.

He lied to us about how much the Olympics will cost. He invites muslim extremeists into our city to spout their hate filled propaganda. He spent millions asking if we wanted an extension to the congestion charge and when four out of five of us said no he imposed it anyway.

Knowing full well that the biggest killer on our roads is tiredness he deliberately created traffic and congestion just to justify his congestion charged. His traffic policies have probably killed and injured more Londoners than the IRA ever did.

He is a racist who will spend any ampount of taxpayers money on minorities but refuses to do anything to help the majority English population of London.

Vote for Ken Livingstone? If I had my way he would be in prison.

Here are a couple of birds.

We have not forgotten. Adults Only

We have not forgotten the top 100 searched for birds in the UK and we will feature some more soon. It is just that there are so many other things to do as well. And there are only two of us! We did think Sleasy was going to help ease the load but since his latest delivery of baby oil he has been too busy dumping a load to play with us!

And there is just so many things going on at the moment! The search for an unpaid secretary, the search for staff for Angels Pool, the mayoral elections, Peters bid to become an MP etc etc. Plus we have to spend every weekend keeping the twins satisfied. And at our age that is not easy!

And with this present bunch of clowns in charge there is always something new to distract us! So, we will get round to everything eventually. We just don't know when.

Here is a bird.

The Conservative Mascot. Adults Only

The Conservative Mascot is a typical English rose, complete with blue stockings. It is nice to know that Boris Johnson is a true Englishman and should he be elected will actually taylor his policies to include the English rather than exclude them as Barmy Ken has done for the past eight years.

Take a look at the Conservative mascot here.

In the interests of fairness. Adults Only

Unlike the present government here at PMT for Men we belive in treating people fairly. So we have invited each of the contenders for the Mayor of London to send us in a few pics of one of their mascots.

This is barmy Ken and new labour's contribution. You can tell by the red stockings. And by the fact that she is Eastern European and has done the job cheaper than an English bird would and for cash in hand.

Throw rotten fruit at her here.

I suppose that isn't fair. Adults Only

I guess it really isn't fair having a go at Peter for going on about politics. After all there are local elections coming up and he is only trying to make sure that as many people as possible realise just what this sad sorry excuse for a government has done to this country and to the poor people of this country.

There is also a chance to elect a new Mayor of London so it is also important that people realise what a self serving hypocritical prat Ken Livingstone is.

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Tough on Crime!

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. That was how Billy Liar described New Labour the first time he was elected. Lowest crime rates in London for years. So says barmy Ken Livingstone in his bid to protect his job. Crime is falling in real terms. That was what we were told the last time they released official figures.

So if these statements are true how come Labour MP Harriet Harman wore a stab proof jacket when she visited her constituency of Peckham? If she felt she needed this protection whilst being acompanied by no less than three police officers then what chance does anybody else have?

And what does it say about New Labour and ken Livingstone? If you voted New Labour you should hang your head in shame.