The green party mascot. Adults Only

The green party have finally got round to sending us their mascot. And she is of course a tree hugger, and foreign. Rumours that they drove to Heathrow in a group of four by fours, flew out to the brazillian rain forest to take the pics, flew back again and drove home in the four by fours, just to save the planet, have yet to be confirmed.

See her here.

The Conservative Mascot. Adults Only

The Conservative Mascot is a typical English rose, complete with blue stockings. It is nice to know that Boris Johnson is a true Englishman and should he be elected will actually taylor his policies to include the English rather than exclude them as Barmy Ken has done for the past eight years.

Take a look at the Conservative mascot here.

In the interests of fairness. Adults Only

Unlike the present government here at PMT for Men we belive in treating people fairly. So we have invited each of the contenders for the Mayor of London to send us in a few pics of one of their mascots.

This is barmy Ken and new labour's contribution. You can tell by the red stockings. And by the fact that she is Eastern European and has done the job cheaper than an English bird would and for cash in hand.

Throw rotten fruit at her here.