The Labour Candidate. Adults Only

With the London mayoral election fast approaching I figure it is time I took a look at the candidates and weighed them up. Luckily the bulimic John Prescott isn't standing because I dont have any scales strong enough.

Firstly lets take a look at Labours offering. Barmy Ken the terrorists friend.

Now what can I say about this piece of low life scum that Peter hasnt already said? He is a liar, anti semetic, racist towards the English, totally incompetent, condones fraud and terrorism, is a self confessed moron, borderline alcoholic and is in it purely to boost his already over inflated ego and to line his pockets.

If you vote for him you then you need shooting.

Here is a bird.

Dont vote for this Moron. Adults Only

Next week Londoners get to vote on who will run our slum of a city for the next four years. Despite once saying that nobody should be allowed three terms as London Mayor the man who turned this once great city into a slum is standing again. Barmy Ken, the terrorists friend once more wants your vote. For Gods sake dont give it to him!

This self confessed moron, "only a moron would scrap the Routemaster bus" he said before scrapping them, is single handedly responsible for just about everything that is wrong with London.

Under his leadership crime has increased, traffic has increased, public transport has become even more expensive, the streets are covered with litter and only the rich can afford to use the roads.

He lied to us about how much the Olympics will cost. He invites muslim extremeists into our city to spout their hate filled propaganda. He spent millions asking if we wanted an extension to the congestion charge and when four out of five of us said no he imposed it anyway.

Knowing full well that the biggest killer on our roads is tiredness he deliberately created traffic and congestion just to justify his congestion charged. His traffic policies have probably killed and injured more Londoners than the IRA ever did.

He is a racist who will spend any ampount of taxpayers money on minorities but refuses to do anything to help the majority English population of London.

Vote for Ken Livingstone? If I had my way he would be in prison.

Here are a couple of birds.

The Conservative Mascot. Adults Only

The Conservative Mascot is a typical English rose, complete with blue stockings. It is nice to know that Boris Johnson is a true Englishman and should he be elected will actually taylor his policies to include the English rather than exclude them as Barmy Ken has done for the past eight years.

Take a look at the Conservative mascot here.

In the interests of fairness. Adults Only

Unlike the present government here at PMT for Men we belive in treating people fairly. So we have invited each of the contenders for the Mayor of London to send us in a few pics of one of their mascots.

This is barmy Ken and new labour's contribution. You can tell by the red stockings. And by the fact that she is Eastern European and has done the job cheaper than an English bird would and for cash in hand.

Throw rotten fruit at her here.

I suppose that isn't fair. Adults Only

I guess it really isn't fair having a go at Peter for going on about politics. After all there are local elections coming up and he is only trying to make sure that as many people as possible realise just what this sad sorry excuse for a government has done to this country and to the poor people of this country.

There is also a chance to elect a new Mayor of London so it is also important that people realise what a self serving hypocritical prat Ken Livingstone is.

Here is a bird.