At last, a real Mayor of London

As I am sure you are all aware we now have a new Mayor. Despite the advantage barmy Ken had by having the block votes from the muslim temples common sense prevailed and Boris Johnson was elected.

The reaction from the left wing press has been hilarious! They are absolutely crapping themselves and promising doom and gloom. Their main criticism of Boris Johnson seems to be that he is educated!

There is nothing that socialists hate more than educated people. Educated people frighten them because they know that somebody educated usually has some intelligence and common sense and is able to see socialism for what it is. An evil form of dictatorship that makes the rich richer and the poor poorer. A warped ideal that amounts to nothing more than attempting to control people by keeping them in ignorance and poverty.

Unfortunately Boris Johnson is going to have to spend a large part of his time sorting out the problems caused by barmy Ken. But I for one wish him well. Maybe he can help restore London to the great city it once was rather than the violence infested hovel that Ken Livingstone turned it into.

Come on you blues.

No, I am not talking about Chelsea, although seeing Liverpool get their just desserts last night was very satisfying. I am talking about the Conservatives. If this country is to have any future at all we need Boris Johnson to win the Mayoral election and the Conservatives to give Labour a good pasting in all the local elections.

Labour have proved that they cannot be trusted with anything at all. Immigration, education, taxes, crime, you name it and it has got worse under Labour. The rich have got richer, the poor have got poorer. Labour have been responsible for slaughtering thousands of people in filthy hospitals while Ken Livingstone's traffic policies have been killing off motorists.

The English are now discriminated against as a matter of course and Labour's open door policy on immigration is responsible for bringing back diseases such as TB to this country that we eradicated year ago. Immigrants, especially the economic variety from Eastern Europe are bringing their families here and using resources that even a life time of paying income tax could never pay for.

While private companies increase their profits by using cheap workers from abroad British people are forced out of work and onto benefits meaning even higher taxes for everyone. Labour have single handedly managed to change one of the best countries in the world into a dirty, violent, crime ridden land that a large number of Englishman are ashamed to call home.

If you vote Labour today I hope you get mugged on the way home.

The Labour Candidate. Adults Only

With the London mayoral election fast approaching I figure it is time I took a look at the candidates and weighed them up. Luckily the bulimic John Prescott isn't standing because I dont have any scales strong enough.

Firstly lets take a look at Labours offering. Barmy Ken the terrorists friend.

Now what can I say about this piece of low life scum that Peter hasnt already said? He is a liar, anti semetic, racist towards the English, totally incompetent, condones fraud and terrorism, is a self confessed moron, borderline alcoholic and is in it purely to boost his already over inflated ego and to line his pockets.

If you vote for him you then you need shooting.

Here is a bird.

I have just recieved some compliments! Adults Only

Just checked my mail and was delighted to find an e-mail from some guy called Ken who says he is the mayor of London. He said I was racist, sexist, homophobic, right wing and anti muslim!

Thank you Ken! I am so pleased you like my work. I do try my best.

Here is a bird.

Dont vote for this Moron. Adults Only

Next week Londoners get to vote on who will run our slum of a city for the next four years. Despite once saying that nobody should be allowed three terms as London Mayor the man who turned this once great city into a slum is standing again. Barmy Ken, the terrorists friend once more wants your vote. For Gods sake dont give it to him!

This self confessed moron, "only a moron would scrap the Routemaster bus" he said before scrapping them, is single handedly responsible for just about everything that is wrong with London.

Under his leadership crime has increased, traffic has increased, public transport has become even more expensive, the streets are covered with litter and only the rich can afford to use the roads.

He lied to us about how much the Olympics will cost. He invites muslim extremeists into our city to spout their hate filled propaganda. He spent millions asking if we wanted an extension to the congestion charge and when four out of five of us said no he imposed it anyway.

Knowing full well that the biggest killer on our roads is tiredness he deliberately created traffic and congestion just to justify his congestion charged. His traffic policies have probably killed and injured more Londoners than the IRA ever did.

He is a racist who will spend any ampount of taxpayers money on minorities but refuses to do anything to help the majority English population of London.

Vote for Ken Livingstone? If I had my way he would be in prison.

Here are a couple of birds.

I suppose that isn't fair. Adults Only

I guess it really isn't fair having a go at Peter for going on about politics. After all there are local elections coming up and he is only trying to make sure that as many people as possible realise just what this sad sorry excuse for a government has done to this country and to the poor people of this country.

There is also a chance to elect a new Mayor of London so it is also important that people realise what a self serving hypocritical prat Ken Livingstone is.

Here is a bird.