Double delight. Adults Only

Today we had a bonus in our mailbox. No, not the news that Gordon Brown and his new labour cronies are being prosecuted for murder, we are still waiting in hope for that, but a couple of nice blondes requesting an interview for the jobs of nurse and maid to Peter and I.

Check out their suitability here.

Now we need a maid as well. Adults Only

Well we have been busy trying to sort out a nurse to look after us when the time comes but then we realised that with the state of our hospitals we are going to need a maid as well to make sure stuff is clean and we dont become one of the thousands killed by dirty hospitals.

You see while they can afford to pay people with degrees huge salaries to walk round and report on the cleanliness of wards this government doesnt actually bother to pay people to actually clean the wards in the first place and the pen pushers visit the wards three times a day while the cleaners only come once a day.

So we have advertised for a maid as well and here is the first applicant. Her name is Melanie and you can see her application here.