The funniest thing this week

The funniest thing I saw this week was when Martina Navratilova realised that she was actually on I'm a celebrity get me out of here and not I'm a lesbian get me a battery charger as she had expected to be. And the look on her face when she realised she had actually signed up for three weeks of bug munching not carpet munching was priceless!

I have calmed down now!

I had the serious hump after dispatches. Not because they were slagging of Christians and Jews, calling us pigs and the Jews monkeys,promoting separtism, saying homosexuals should be killed etc etc but because of the trouble these evil animals cause.

Over the years I have worked with hundreds of Asians, many of them muslims. Okay I dont agree with their religion but the vast majority of them want one thing. To go to work, earn their money and live their life.

All the expecting extra rights, not intergrating, forced marriages etc comes from a very tiny minority of muslims, the extremeists. Most of them just want to fit in but because the extremists wont allow this to happen and deliberately cause friction many of them live in fear.

Every night of the week thousands of muslim cab driver go out to earn the money to feed their wives and children. And every night they risk getting beaten up or even killed just because of their skin colour or their religion. This is the fault of the extremists and a weak government that constantly gives into them.

Yes I slag off Islam on here but the vast majority of muslims, the normal people who work and live just like everyone else, may find it offensive but would respect my right to have my point of view. It's the extremists who won't respect that. Yes I slag off imigrants but only because this country is full to the brim. And it's not the hard working ones who obey our laws, pat the taxes and live their lives that I have a problem with. It's the extreme minority and the piss takers that give me the hump.

So the fact that this book shop sells material that calls me a pig, insults my religion, tells people not to befriend me and the women to not even recognise my existance doesn't bother me. It's the fact that these animals use this sort of crap to deliberately stop the muslim community intergrating into our society the same way as followers of other religious groups have. Because until they do then we are all in danger.

Dispatches on Channel Four.

I have just watched dispatches on channel four which featured the book shop at Regents Park mosque openly selling illegal material promoting racial hatred against Jews and Christians.

This is illegal and I have just reported it as a crime so that the police have no choice but to investigate it.

Anybody else who was as disgusted as I was and wishes to make sure that it is stopped should report it here.

https://online.met.police.uk/report.php

Emily Parr Upskirt

Here we have another Big Brother contestant, Emily Parr in an upskirt pic, this time without any panties. Thats right, Emily Parr from Big Brother knickerless and flashing her gash.

Big Brothers Stephanie McMichael

This blonde showing her knickers in this upskirt photo is Stephanie McMichael. I have never heard of her but apparantly she is in Big Brother. How watching a bunch of weirdo's locked up in a house together can be considered entertainment is beyond me but watch it people do.

So for all you sad gits without a life out there here is Stephanie McMichael from Big Brother in an upskirt pic. For the rest of us it's just a chance to see a bird flashing her knickers.

GMTV viewers get an early Christmas present!

Now personally I cannot for the life of me work out why anybody would get up early in the morning and turn the TV on unless there was motor racing or football on. But some people do.

One of the programs they watch is an inane bunch of crap called GMTV which is famous for having the most irritating, hypocritcal bitch ever to disgrace our screens presenting the show. I am talking about champagne socialist Fiona Phillips.

This stupid woman claims she is just an "ordinary housewife and mother", despite being having made millions for doing almost nothing. She is also a big New Labour fan and in her newspaper column keeps on about how good they have been for this country. Well yes if you happen to be rich then maybe they have but what about the millions of us who are not and have to live in the real world Fiona? Where do we fit in?

The funniest thing was the newspaper reports. The vast majority of them correctly stated she had been doing the show for twelve years. The Mirror was the exception, they said fifteen, which is a bit surprising because The Mirror is the paper she also works for! You would have thought that they would have got it right wouldn't you?

But anyway she finally has so much money tucked away that she can never spend it so has decided to leave in December giving her colleagues and all the viewers an early Christmas present.

Now if she would only give up the drivel that passes for a column in The Mirror then we could all join in the celebrations.

A message to ITV. Adults Only

To all of you advertising bods at ITV who came up with their ridiculous new advertsising campaign I have a message.

This is how summer really feels!

I'd do anything.

Google was just watching Andrew LLoyd Webbers's latest free advert on the BBC, I'd do anything. It was down to five and even though the punters, sorry, viewers vote somebody out every week it doesn't actually matter because Andrew LLoyd Webber decides anyway!

Now this isn't as bad as it sounds because if anyone is going to decide which one of two fit birds is going to get kicked out Andrew Lloyd Webber is certainly qualified. He even looks like a dirty old man!

But tonight he told the bird, some foreign bint who can't even spell her own name, Irish I think she was, that she had been kicked out because she was too young. Now I thought ageism was illegal nowdays and that you can't turn someone down for a job, any job, because of their age.

So love, do yourself a favour, find yourself a lawyer and sue him! Apparantly Cherie Blair is skint and could do with a new client and some publicity.