GMTV viewers get an early Christmas present!

Now personally I cannot for the life of me work out why anybody would get up early in the morning and turn the TV on unless there was motor racing or football on. But some people do.

One of the programs they watch is an inane bunch of crap called GMTV which is famous for having the most irritating, hypocritcal bitch ever to disgrace our screens presenting the show. I am talking about champagne socialist Fiona Phillips.

This stupid woman claims she is just an "ordinary housewife and mother", despite being having made millions for doing almost nothing. She is also a big New Labour fan and in her newspaper column keeps on about how good they have been for this country. Well yes if you happen to be rich then maybe they have but what about the millions of us who are not and have to live in the real world Fiona? Where do we fit in?

The funniest thing was the newspaper reports. The vast majority of them correctly stated she had been doing the show for twelve years. The Mirror was the exception, they said fifteen, which is a bit surprising because The Mirror is the paper she also works for! You would have thought that they would have got it right wouldn't you?

But anyway she finally has so much money tucked away that she can never spend it so has decided to leave in December giving her colleagues and all the viewers an early Christmas present.

Now if she would only give up the drivel that passes for a column in The Mirror then we could all join in the celebrations.

Meet the staff. Adults Only

Well I am hoping that we are going to be having some new faces looking in on us so I figured it might be a good idea to explain what the site is all about. Which is easier said than done!

Okay firstly lets us introduce ourselves. I am Peter and the guy who was writing earlier is Castonya. We both live in the same head and it's not really powerful enough to let us both out at the same time. So you get one or the other of us. You can usually tell which one of us it is by reading the posts but if you are not sure then look at the labels. We both label our own posts as does our other occasional contributer, Mr Slezy.

Castonya and I have lung cancer, in remission at the moment we think/hope. We also have COPD and Emphazema. We don't do things by halves! Mr Slezy also has COPD but is usually out of breath because he spends half his life looking at porn and using vast quantities of baby oil. We also have a site photographer but the only time he ever had to go out and take any pics he forget his camera so you wont hear much of him.

We have been described as sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, disrespectful to islam, capitalistic, chauvanistic and a whole load of other things that also make us feel very proud. About the only description of our site that we don't agree with is that the search engines say it is adult content. Just because we put pics of fit birds next to the posts doesn't make us an adult site. The Sun does it and that isn't considered adult so why should we be? The only thing you will find here that you won't find in The Sun is the truth.

We are not allowed by law to ban women from coming here. But if we were they would be banned. The same goes for the sexually challenged and the Welsh. But if you belong to one of these groups and insist on coming here then don't blame me if you get offended. But luckily our main hate is socialism, socialists and the god awful mess the socialist scum in charge have made of our country.

So socialists and anybody who ever voted Labour are definitely not welcome. So go somewhere else, preferably a shrink to get help.

Here is a bird.