Being away so long. Adults Only

Being away so long has of course meant that we haven't been able to meet our obligation to the homosexual community and we have been living in fear of the thought police knocking on the door and nicking us for it.

So we will put that right now and hopefully keep the gays off our backs for another month.

So here, just for all you homosexuals out there, are two birds getting it on. See them at it here.

Now that Mandelson is back. Adults Only

Now that Peter Mandelson is back in the cabinet Labour's campaign to introduce homosexuality to every household can continue in earnest. Underage school boys all over the country are already practicing clutching their buttocks together in anticipation of a visit from an older man from Stonewall to "discuss" their sexuality with them.

Police forces up and down the country are getting ready to prosecute people who don't do their bit for the gay crusade, even if homosexuality offends their morals or is against their religous beliefs. One senior police officer has already told his officers not to do anything about gays having sex in public toilets, car parks or public parks, just in case getting prosecuted offends them!

So we are not taking any chances and are going to start doing more for the sexually challenged community. So here is a photo set of three homsexual women just to keep the thought police off of our backs.

Do your bit here.

Girlfriends. Adults Only

Well it's that time again, when we do our bit for the sexually challanged community and keep the thought police off of our backs. This month our homosexual offering features a couple of dykes for a change.

See these two Eastern European babes get it on here.

Two birds on a boat. Adults Only

So what is better than a naked bird on a boat? Two naked birds of course! Not only that but they get a little bit intimate so we can do our bit for the sexually challanged community at the same time.

So feast your eyes on these two lovely homosexuals and don't forget to look at the boat!

Meeting our obligations. Adults Only

Just realised it has been ages since we did anything for the sexually challenged community. I am surprised the thought police have not been round to remind me. I wonder how long it will be before not catering for homosexuals carries an on the spot fine?

Anyway, just for all you homosexuals out there here are a couple of fit birds getting at it.

Watch them here.

Come on Slezy

I’m sorry there have been no posts from me lately. (Yes, I’ve had Castonya on my back, moaning as usual) It’s because I’ve been ill. Does anyone notice a pattern here? For those that haven’t noticed, we are all sick on this site.

You see, I am addicted to sex and couldn’t get any. But, I’m on the mend after a vigorous course in Self help. Anyway, I was thinking that I’m one of them
‘Sexually challenged’ that Peter and Castonya keep on about.
I mean having sexual intercourse in my life is Certainly a challenge!

An example; The last female that had the pleasure of my company told me of a secret that she like all other women looked for eight qualities in a man. Brave,Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, and Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

Well, I’ve got all them qualities, but she like all the others was
only around for a week or two. I know I’m doing something wrong. So, any ideas?
Am I missing something?

What do you two think? Do I qualify as ‘sexual challenged’ and if so, How much benefit will I get and does it stack with other benefits? I’m sure there’s something in the human rights act somewhere that
will cover it.

Right, I better get and find some humourous stuff before Peter carries out his threat and stops adding more sites full of gorgeous girls for us to ogle at.

We have been so busy. Adults Only

We have been so busy lately that we have been risking prosecution by not doing enough for the sexually challenged, sorry, homosexual community. So I am putting that right straight away! The last thing we need is a visit from the thought police!

So here, especially for all you homosexuals visiting the site, are a couple of dykes getting at it. Take a look here.