The Journey of man

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Come on Slezy

I’m sorry there have been no posts from me lately. (Yes, I’ve had Castonya on my back, moaning as usual) It’s because I’ve been ill. Does anyone notice a pattern here? For those that haven’t noticed, we are all sick on this site.

You see, I am addicted to sex and couldn’t get any. But, I’m on the mend after a vigorous course in Self help. Anyway, I was thinking that I’m one of them
‘Sexually challenged’ that Peter and Castonya keep on about.
I mean having sexual intercourse in my life is Certainly a challenge!

An example; The last female that had the pleasure of my company told me of a secret that she like all other women looked for eight qualities in a man. Brave,Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, and Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

Well, I’ve got all them qualities, but she like all the others was
only around for a week or two. I know I’m doing something wrong. So, any ideas?
Am I missing something?

What do you two think? Do I qualify as ‘sexual challenged’ and if so, How much benefit will I get and does it stack with other benefits? I’m sure there’s something in the human rights act somewhere that
will cover it.

Right, I better get and find some humourous stuff before Peter carries out his threat and stops adding more sites full of gorgeous girls for us to ogle at.

I spoke to Sleazy last week.

I spoke to Mr Sleazy last week, Friday I think it was. he said he was about to post some stuff on the site. But as yet it hasn't arrived!

Now come on Sleazy, I know that the old Telewest Broadband has been slow and generally crap since Virgin Media got hold of it and ruined it but a week to upload a post! That is ridiculous!