Maybe now we will see some racing?

The Formula 1 world championship will this year, for the first time ever, be decided on who wins the most races. Only if there is a tie at the end of the season will second place be worth anything! Finally these drivers will have to go out and do what they are paid for and actually race the cars.

There will be no point backing off and settling for second or third place just to get points. There will be no more taking it easy to preserve the engine for the next race. It is now win or nothing.

Maybe now at last we will actually get to see some racing, assuming the BBC don't break off with two laps to go to show the cricket. Well that is the theory anyway but will it actually produce close racing?

If I was an F1 team manager who had spent £250 million on my cars as soon as I realised that they were not going to win and were actually driving round and round the track for no reason whatsover I would just pull them in the pits, save the fuel and tyre costs, negate the risk of them crashing or blowing up expensive engines and wait until the next race. If I found they were off the pace in qualifying I might even not start the race at all.

So it's a bold move. It could result in better racing. It could also make it, quite literally, pointless.

Another waste of our money

Rather than deal with the mindless minority who turn our streets into war zones every weekend this incompetent government put up taxes on alcohol instead in an effort to curb alcohol abuse.

Then rather than insist that every pub has a smoking and a no smoking area they decided to treat smokers like children and force them outside into the rain and cold to smoke something they can quite legally buy in any garage, supermarket, newsdagent and most pubs.

The result, as anyone with any common sense could have predicted, is a huge loss of trade for pubs, 75,000 people in the pub industry out of work and pubs closing down every day.

The clowns in Westminsters answer to this? They have set up a 1.3 billion pound fun, with our money, for pub landlords who are struggling to get loans to borrow from! And of course to create another load of paper work and to employ another load of pen pushers on state pensions all payed for by us.

Surely the most effective way of dealing with this problem would be to allow pubs to have smoking rooms inside and to lower the tax on alcohol for products sold on licenced premises?

This is just another excuse to get more people on the public pay roll and voting for Labour and just another waste of tax payers money from a corrupt, immoral, thieving bunch of scum who masquerade as a government.

Well we survived. Adults Only

As you have probably guessed we made it through the last lot of chemo in one piece. Apart from the nausea, the pain, the horrible taste in our mouth, the tiredness, the constant aching etc it all went quite well!

We now have a scan on Thursday which will determine if the chemo is actually doing anything and will determine if we will die around September or hold on until Christmas. We are really looking forward to it!

So, to cheer us all up, here is a babe in some boots. Enjoy her here.

Worlds biggest shuttlecock.

The people at the Guiness book of records last week thought they had discovered the worlds biggest shuttlecock.

It turned out to be Jade Goody in her wedding dress.

A simple solution. Adults Only

While our MP's and bankers continue to line their own pockets our economy continues to collapse. Gormless Gordons latest great idea is to print more money and give it to the banks, so they can pay bigger bonuses and lose it again, just like they did the last lot and the one before that.

So I have a better, much simpler idea. Print more money, give 10% to customs and immigration so they can weed out the illegal immigrants and kick them out so they are no longer costing us all money. Use 10% to build more prisons so we can lock up our criminals and reduce the cost of crime to the tax payer.

Then give everybody on the electoral roll, who isn't in prison or living abroad, £5000 each. Those who don't need the money will invest it and ease the banking crisis. Those struggling to pay their mortgages will be able to afford them and not lose their homes. Those with small businesses can put the money into their business and stop themselves going bust. The rest of us will spend it, boosting the economy and keeping people in jobs.

It is the perfect solution to our problems except that it doesn't give the government any way of lining their own pockets and goes against their socialist principles of keeping the poor in their place.

So instead they will give it all to the banks and nothing will change.

Here is a bird.

The Yorkshire Ripper is cured!

Yes, according to the mad scientists at the secure unit where this mass murder has spent the past few years playing video games and downloading hardcore porn on the Internet, the Yorkshire Ripper is now cured and could even be released. That much be such a relief to his victims who survived and the relatives of all the ones who didn't. I feel quite sure they have spent all their time since this man murdered their loved ones just hoping that one day this misunderstood monster could be cured and allowed to live a normal life.

Of course, gormless Gordon, the unelected PM of this Labour created cesspit we now all have to live in, had something to say about this. He said it is "unlikely" this man will be released.

Now believe it or not that is not what the vast majority of people in this country wanted to hear. Instead of just opening his mouth he should have taken a little time to think things through and come up with something along these lines.

"After hearing that the Yorkshire Ripper may be eligable for release I have taken steps to change the law and can now assure everyone that this man will never be released"

But that would mean putting the rights of the vast law abiding majority above the rights of a murdering low life piece of scum who should have been executed years ago. And as we all know under this government criminals come first.

New from Fisher Price

And then the fight started.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

Two Mini's. Adults Only

Here we have two Mini's. One of them a car and the other one a very short skirt barely covering a very nice babe.

The car is a proper Mini, one of the originals not the silly oversise version, made by BMW and guaranteed to make your willy shrink two inches as soon as you buy it.

The babe in the other Mini is Penthouse Pet Faye Reagan. You can see more of both of them by clicking here.

If you want to see lots more babes in Mini Skirts then take a look at Simply Mini Skirts. This new site already has 28 free galleries of babes in short skirts with more being added daily, chemo allowing.

The strikers are wrong.

As hard as I try I can't feel any sympathy for the people striking over the fact that their jobs are going to foreigners rather than English people. The reason for this is that they are mainly northerners, the same people who got this bunch of clowns elected.

Labour made it quite clear it would be seeking closer ties with Europe, no matter what this did to our country and how badly it would affect our own workforce. Yet these idiots still voted for them anyway.

The people in the South of the country, the ones who make most of the money and pay most of the taxes that keep the northerners in benefits and free syringes made it quite clear that we did not want this government. But thanks to the northerners, the sweaties, the paddy's and the taffy's, the very same people who are crying about their jobs now, we got lumbered with them anyway.

So they should stop moaning and go back to work. They voted Labour for their own selfish reasons and they now have exactly what they voted for. They are responsible for the state this country is in so why shouldn't they be the ones who suffer for it?

Another step towards blood on our streets.

Yesterday Dutch MP, Geert Wilders, was banned from entering the UK because he was going to show a film about the religous cult of islam to the House of Lords. This man, who unlike our PM was actually elected by the people of his country, was discriminated against and denied his right as an EU citizen to enter another EU country purely because our government disagrees with his views.

Now the last I heard the UK was supposed to be a democracy where everybody is entitled to an opinion and everybody has the right to express their opinion. So banning this man was nothing more than yet another attempt to appease the minority muslim population and an attack on freedom and freedom of speach.

At the same time as this government is dictating what can and cannot be said, in private, about the religous cult of islam it is sending a private jet, at our expense, to Guantanamo Bay to bring back a sick muslim terrorist who will then live here at our expense and be watched 24 hours a day seven days a week by our security forces at our expense. This government says it has no choice because of EU rules and the human rights act.

So how come it can break the rules and ignore Geert Wilders human rights yet can't do the same when it comes to keeping terrorists out of our country? The answer is quite simple. Mr Wilder is a Christian and the terrorist is a muslim, and quite simply, under this government, muslims are considered far more important than the Christian majority.

When, and I mean when not if, the majority English, Christian population of this country finaly get sick of muslims having more rights than us and dictating to us what we can and cannot do in our own country and take to the streets, burn down the mosques and forcibly take back their own country it will not be the ordinary muslims to blame, nor the far right. The blame will lie purely with this government, it's disgraceful policies of appeasement, it's blatant attempts to buy minority votes and it's discriminatory policies towards the English Christian majority.

Babe and a BMW. Adults Only

Here we have something I know you all enjoy. A babe and a car. The babe is nineteen year old Ann Angel. The car is a BMW M6.

Just why any man would drive a BMW of any sort is beyond me, you might just as well walk round with a tatoo on your forehead saying "I am a prat and have a small willy"

So if you have a small willy and want to see more of the BMW, or you are normal and want to see more of the babe, then take a look here.

Comparing Beckham to Bobby Moore is an insult. Adults Only

David Beckham last night equalled Bobby Moore's record of England caps and the press are all comparing the two. That is nothing but an insult to Bobby Moore.

Firstly he played over 1000 more minutes, eleven whole games, more than Beckham who has got many of his caps coming on for the last couple of minutes. Secondly Bobby helped us win a world cup. Beckam, by acting like a spoilt child and getting sent off against Argentina and persistently declaring himself fit for tornaments when he clearly wasn't helped lose us world cups. Bobby put England first, Becks put his bank balance first.

Then there is the fact that David Beckham takes millions of pounds in sponsership from sports companies, money he doesn't need and can never possibly spend, while ignoring the fact that whist he is taking these millions the people who work for these companies get paid a pittance, work 12 hour days without breaks and live in poverty, in many cases not being able to feed their families.

Finally if Bobby Moore had have married a talentless bimbo he would have put his foot down and stopped her from inflicting her out of tune screeching on the rest of us.

Comparing the great Bobby Moore, a real man, with this overpaid prima donna is nothing but an insult to Bobby Moore.

Here is fit brunette Shyla again.

Just Because. Adults Only

This rather lovely brunette is on here just because I like her, no other reason. It's my site so I will post what I like.

To see more of brunette babe Shyla Jennings take a look here.

Introducing Simply Mini Skirts. Adults Only

Now we all like to see a nice looking bird in a short skirt so with that in mind we have added another site to our portfollio, the fantastic Simply Mini Skirts. This new site is packed with women of all ages with one thing in common, they are all wearing short skirts or mini dresses.

To see more of this brunette in the denim mini skirt take a look here.

Or to visit Simply Mini Skirts go here.

Happy Birthday Mr Slezy. Adults Only

Yes it is Mr Slezy's birthday today. I won't tell you how old he is but I will say that if he were ever to get hold of this busty babe she would kill him! But I know he likes them big and has recently aquired another lorry load of baby oil so I thought I would put her on here just for him.

See more of busty Danielle here.

Thats how the fight started.

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

Just a teaser. Adults Only

This very lovely brunette babe is called Megan. She is not here just because she looks good, but also as a teaser for the sort of girls we feature on our sister site Simply Cute.

Take a much better look at Megan here.

Visit Simply Cute and see lots more babes like her here.

Who is Kate Walsh?

Well I decided it was time do do something for the sad perverts who go looking on the Internet for celebrities flashing their bits but all I could come up with were some upskirt pics of Kate Walsh. Now apparantly she is a celebrity and many people will search for Kate Walsh upskirt pics but I don't know who she is!

But we have her anyway. Kate Walsh flashing her white lace panties in some upskirt pics and Kate Walsh showing her naked bum when her short skirt blows up in the wind. So roll up and get your Kate Walsh upskirt pics here!

And then the fight started

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

Jeremy Clarkson gets it right again.

Now this chemotherapy and all the pills I am taking has played havoc with my bowels and I just found out I have run out of koran paper. So in desperation I turned to the next best thing, the Daily Mirror. I was just about to finish the paper work when one of their "news stories" caught my eye. They were slagging off Jeremy Clarkson because he described gormless Gordon as a one eyed, Scottish idiot.

Now as gormless Gordon only has one eye, is Scottish and proves he is an idiot every time he opens his mouth then that description is far more accurate than the one the Daily Mirror used, "our PM" After all he can hardly be "our PM" when "we" didn't get to vote for him can he?

Being away so long. Adults Only

Being away so long has of course meant that we haven't been able to meet our obligation to the homosexual community and we have been living in fear of the thought police knocking on the door and nicking us for it.

So we will put that right now and hopefully keep the gays off our backs for another month.

So here, just for all you homosexuals out there, are two birds getting it on. See them at it here.

Furniture sales still on. Adults Only

The furniture sales that started in 1973 are still on and they are getting better than ever. Now you can get this cute eighteen year old with the pigtails free when you buy this repulsive brown leather chair.

See more of both the chair and the free gift here.

Easing my way back in. Adults Only

Now I am still very tired from the chemo so I am not going to just jump back in and start putting the world to rights straight away. I thought I would just ease my way back in and feature some crumpet before getting down to the important stuff.

So here we have an eastern European bird stripping naked. I hope thats okay?

See the full set of pics here.

I think we are back. Adults Only

Well we are definitely feeling much better now and don't have anymore chemo for another nine days so I think we may be back, or at least until we fall asleep we are anyway.

And what better way to come back than with a bird? And a nice fit long haired half naked eighteen year old bird at that.

To see more of the lovely Anya take a look here.

The chemo kid rides again!

Yes, I have now started my chemo again, a week ago today in fact. After having one of the worse weeks in my life I am now starting to feel like a human being again so hopefully will be updating fairly soon.

A true strory from the last UN meeting

A representative from Israel began - 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.'
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then.'
The Israeli representative smiled and said, 'And now that I have made that clear, I will begin my speech.

It looks like this will be the last year.

Well Peter went to the hospital yesterday and the news wasn't good. The cancer has now spread to our liver which is not a good thing. We will be doing another lot of chemo very soon but it is pallative only and there is no chance of a cure. The average life spam of somebody with the disease at the stage our is works out at about a year. Maybe a bit more if the chemo is a success, less if it isn't.

So this will probably be the last year this site is running. We will still update when we can but we do feel pretty rough a lot of the time so it might not be that regular.

There is an easy way to cut the civillian casualties

The news is full of how the nasty Jews are killing innocent women and children in Gaza. Well there is a simple way to avoid this. All the Hamas terrorists have to do is come out and fight like men instead of hiding under the skirts of their women and behind the cots of their children.

The reason women and children are being killed is because the evil cowards of Hamas want them to die. It really is that simple. All they had to do to prevent this all happening was to stop firing rockets into Israel. Instead they spent eight years doing it. All they have to do now is either surrender or come out and fight. But they won't because in their warped, twisted minds every one of their children who dies is another excuse to hate Jews and helps recruit another coward to their warped, twisted cause.

The only ones at fault are the cowards of Hamas, and the cowards in the west who support them and their hate fueled cause. And please don't forget these terrorists are doing this in the name of islam.

So when will we see the "peace loving" muslims in this country taking to the streets and demonstrating against Hamas? When will we hear the muslim leaders condemning these cowards and the suffering they are bringing upon their own women and children? When will we hear the "peace loving" muslims supporting Israel in the defence of it's people?

As hating the Jews seems to be an integral part of the islamic "religion" my guess would be when hell freezes over.

Thought for the day

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them.

It's time to bring in Internment

Hamas is a terrorist organisation with only one agenda, the complete destruction of Israel and the death of all Jews. It doesn't want peace talks because it doesn't want peace. The only thing that will satisfy it's leaders and members is the death of every follower of the Jewish faith. To try and acheive their evil ideals these cowards hide among women and children and fire rockets into Israel aimed at women and children. They are the lowest of the low, evil scum who should have been drowned at birth.

But now Israel has had enough of these scum targeting their women and children and are fighting back we have people taking to the streets in this country and demonstrating against Israel! According to these, mostly muslim, people it is Israel and the Jews that are wrong. They are supposed to just accept the wholesale slaughter of their women and children and not fight back!

When these Hamas supporters next take to our streets to support these terrorists and show their hatred of the Jews then our Police and Army should immediately move in and arrest them. Those not born here should be immediately deported and those who were born here should be locked away in Internment camps.

Because anybody who supports an organisation whose sole reason for existence is to kill people because of their faith is a danger to our society and no better than the cowardly animals of Hamas itself.

When is a thug not a thug?

While we are on the subject of thugs I find this whole Steven Gerrard thing a bit strange. Quite a while back a football player, Joey Barton, was arrested and charged with ABH, just like diver Gerrard. Before he was convicted of the offence both the Daily Mirror and The Sun were calling for him to be kicked out of football abd have kept up a vendetta against him ever since, despite him being convicted and serving his time. Every match report about a game he is involved in is now considered incomplete unless they label him a thug somewhere along the way.

Now as Gerrard has been accused and charged with exactly the same offence as Joey Barton you would assume that his treatment by the press would be exactly the same. Far from it! As far as they are concerned it's all a big mistake!

Could this be because the biggest cheat in football also has a wife who writes a column for the Mirror and the thug himself gives regular exclusive interviews to The Sun's sister paper The News of the World?

Nice to see our popular press are as unbiased as ever isn't it?

The manager blames himself

The manager of the night club where the biggest cheat in football, Steven Gerrard, beat up the DJ blames himself for the attack.

"If I had known we had Liverpool players in" he stated. "I would have painted a penalty area around the decks. That way they would have fallen over before they got anywhere near the DJ"

Happy New Year

Happy new year everyone. We haven't forgotten about you all, we have just been a bit too ill to update lately. But we are slowly starting to feel a bit better and should be back with you shortly.

Furniture sales war hotting up! Adults Only

Well it's nearly Christmas so we all know what is coming next. Yes, endless adverts on TV offering half price furniture that you don't have to pay for until next Christmas. The adverts will be non stop, annoying everybody who sees or hears them and making us all vow never to go anywhere near one of their shops let alone buy their overpriced shoddy goods.

This year with the economy still reeling from eleven years of gormless gordon's mismanagement the competition for our money is getting even hotter so they are all going to be using naked women to promote their goods.

Now while this is obviously a good thing for us people who enjoy looking at a fit babe now and again somebody should really point out to them that after Labour's attempts to kick start the economy the only people with any money left are the rich and middle classes who have benefited from their tax the poor to feed the rich policies and that these people wouldn't be seen dead in one of their stores.

So I guess all we need to do is enjoy the views on offer. Here is a bird on a white sofa.

A health update.

Just wanted to let you all know how things are going now health wise. I have a scan next Monday to see how much bigger the tumours are getting and it's looking like I will be starting the next lot of chemo in January. It's now got to the stage where I am always tired, I'm not eating properly and most of the time I am in pain so I guess it's time for the chemo now. I'm not looking forward to the constant trips to hospital again but I am looking forward to feeling better!

Talking of Foreigners. Adults Only

In 2004 an illegal immigrant, Rashid Ali, arrived in this country claiming to be Algerian and demanding assylum. He was refused and after realising that under Labour the streets are paved with discarded syringes rather than gold he stowed away on a boat to try and go home. He was caught and arrested.

He then tried to leave another four times and was caught and arrested. After the fifth attempt he was held in an assylum centre for three years at a cost of £250,000 while he waited to be deported. But he wasn't deported and two days after his release he stowed away again and was once more arrested!

The judge at his latest court appearance has remanded him in custody, at more expense to the tax payer while he attempts to get some sort of expanation from immigration officials as to why this man is still here.

Now if somebody here illegally who wants to go home can't get out does anybody honestly belive the crap spouted by Labour last week about cracking down on illegal immigrants?

Here is a fit bird.

1.4 million new jobs created last year! Adults Only

Yes it's true, there were 1.4 million new jobs created here last year! So has this cut unempolyment? Well no actually because every one of these new jobs went to a migrant and the amount of British born people out of work actually increased by 62,000!

So, in plain English, our country, which is already over populated, created 1.4 million new jobs that were supposed to go to British people and instead imported 1.4 million foreigners to do those jobs cheaply.

Labour, the party for the poor? Don't make me laugh.

Here is a bird.

Low value of pound to hit foreign holidays?

According to the newspapers the low value of the pound against the Euro is going to stop millions of people from holidaying in Europe next year and they will stay here instead. Really? Are people really that stupid?

France is not the cheapest country in Europe but even with the pound almost on par with the Euro, wine, cigarettes, beer, food, fuel and most other everyday items are still slightly cheaper than in the UK.

Providing I am still alive and well enough Mr Slezy and I are off to the Loire Valley in France in June. We have a three bedroom caravan that is costing us £300 including the ferry. A three bedroom caravan in Torbay at the same time is £500. The average tempreture in the Loire in June is 25%. In Torbay it is 18%. In the Loire parking is always easy and usually free. In Torbay it is very difficult and can cost £20 a day.

In the Loire steets are swept twice a day, bins are emptied twice a day, everything is spotlessly clean, bars and restaurants are welcoming and the staff can't do enough to help. In Torbay by four o'clock in the afternoon the bins are overflowing and the streets are covered in litter. Many bars have bouncers on the door and everywhere you go there are signs telling you what you mustn't do.

Anybody who was planning to go abroad but is staying here instead can either not count or is a complete idiot.

It's time to stop the EU subsidies.

Every year the UK pays billions of pounds to the EU in subsideis, most of which goes on subsidising European farmers. This adds £832 to the cost of our shopping every year because prices are kept artificially high.

These billions could be far better spent in our own country, helping our manufacturing industries, reducing our taxes, giving our pensioners more money, building hospitals, schools etc as well as reducing our cost of living because of lower food prices.

These subsidies also have a knock on affect across the third world, especially in Africa. To put it simply we pay European farmers to produce food we do not need and then send whats left over and sell it in Africa at a price cheaper than they can produce their own, putting their farmers out of work.

If Africa were to sell just 1% more of it's produce than it currently does then it would no longer need aid. Yet we stop this happening by continually producing far more than we need by paying our farmers these ridiculous subsidies. In the UK over 3.4 billion is payed to our farmers, including the ones that are really struggle to make ends meet, Prince Charles and people like him! And while we are handing out these huge sums of money to already rich people African farmers go bust because they can't sell their produce!

If we were to tell the EU no, we are not paying, we would be hugely better off. We could start to pay off our national debt, our food prices would fall dramatically , we wouldn't need to send millions of ponds of aid to Africa, there would be nowhere near the amount of illegal immigrants fleeing poverty in Africa and the only down side would be that a few European farmers would have to renew their Bentleys every two years instead of every year.

Labour could still win. Adults Only

Frightening as it may be there is still a chance that Labour could actually win the next election. Despite the mess they have made of the economy, despite rising crime, despite them lieing through their teeth at every opportunity and despite what they have done to the poor of this country people are still scared to vote Conservative.

It's not because of the ultra rich Tory supporters, they don't put people off. The mega rich are a breed of people that we have all come to accept. No the sort of Tory that frightens people and makes people nervous about voting Labour are the middle classes, the journailists, advertising executives, estate agents etc who give Conservatives a bad name.

These are the ones who earn over £150,000 a year, over £3000 a week, yet still expect to get their Child alowances and save them up for their luxury holidays. The ones who drive expensive new cars then go to their local RSPCA centre to get free treatment for their pets. The ones who, despite easily being able to afford private health insurance, go to the NHS and expect "free" IVF treatment and cosmetic surgery. The ones who bleat that they may, if their accountant isn't careful, have to pay an extra £20 a week out of their £3000 a week in taxes. The one's who employ illegal immigrants to do their cleaning and their building work to save a few quid then complain that English people are lazy because they won't work for a pittance.

It's these greedy people in non essential jobs who expect everything for nothing and pay as little as possible to anybody they employ that scare people. It's these self centred people who honestly think that pushing paper in an office makes them worth ten times more than a nurse or a dustman who stop people voting Conservative.

Thats why Gormless raised the tax rate. He knows he won't get any extra money out of them. Our dodgy tax laws and their dodgy acountants will see to that. But he also knew that the first thing these people would do is complain that they may have to start making some sort of useful contribution to society. All he was trying to do was expose just how greedy, selfish and obnoxious these people really are.

And he succeeded. Labour are catching the Conservatives in the polls. Not because anybody thinks that they are doing a good job. But because they are worried that should these idle, greedy middle classes get their way then things could get even worse.

Here is a bird.

A new invention! Adults Only

This Christmas we have decided to get into the spirit of things and have come up with a new idea to make Christmas a lot easier. And here it is, the Christmas gift that unwraps itself!

So come on girls save your guys a lot of time and effort and get him one of these for Christmas. All he has to do is get up, crack a can and watch as this great gift idea unwraps itself and does all the work.

Take a good look at this great idea here.

Just a blonde. Adults Only

Just realised we have been a bit short of crumpet on here lately so I figured I should put that right. So here, for no other reason than she is gorgeous, is naked blonde babe Kinga posing on a leather sofa.

Have a good look at her here.

The letter that should be sent.

Dear Mr and Mrs De Menezes.

I would like to apologise to you for the accidental shooting of your son. At the time the police officers involved, normal human beings with normal human failings, were under intense pressure due to terrorists setting off a series of bombs and killing several innocent men women and children. These pressures were added to by the fact that in today's society whatever decisions they made could be considered the wrong ones and that any action they took would be scrutinised in minute detail by lawyers looking to earn a fast buck and newspaper editors looking for headlines. For a salary of around £20,000 a year these police officers are expected to be perfect, never make mistakes and be able to recognise a terrorist at 200 paces.

However I would like to also point out that your son had previously enetered into a contract with the people of the United Kingdom. We had allowed him to come here and study on the condition that he returned home to Brazil when his visa expired. He chose not to honour this contract and to stay here illegally.

Yes our police officers made a mistake however had your son chosen to meet his legal obligation to return home rather than abusing our hospitality then he would not have been there to get shot and it would have been impossible for the police officers to have made a mistake.

I understand your grief and I am sorry for your loss and I feel the best thing for all involved is that we draw a line under the matter and move on. If you could please send us two cheques, one for £20 Million to cover the cost of the enquiry and one for £19.99 to cover the cost of the bullets then we will consider this matter closed.

Yours Sincerely

Gordon Brown

I have a question.

I have a question for all of those middle class twats complaining about the higher rate of tax. Do you really think you work ten times as hard as a nurse, a dustman, a sewarge worker or anybody else earning £15,000 a year rather than the £150,000 a year you are on?

If not then shut up complaining and think yourself lucky. And if you do, like that idiot Gaunt in The Sun, think you are being hard done by having to pay a bit extra then why not go on strike about it and see how much the rest of us miss you?

Gaunty seems to think that making these high earners pay their way will stop people trying to "better themselves" and "make something of their lives" because in his inflated opinion of himself and his kind he honestly thinks that nurses, dustmen etc are all inferior to him when the truth is that every one of them is worth ten of him.

And just say all these people in these low paid jobs did follow his example and say sod the real work I am going to be a journalist or an advertising executive, anything but working and getting my hands dirty? Who will then empty our bins, keep our streets clean etc?

The only thing wrong with raising the tax rate was that they didn't conbine it with a crack down on expenses and the loop holes in the tax laws and force these over paid, self employed, middle class idiots to pay what they should. And their complaints about the slight increase in taxes show them for what they really are. Selfish scum.

There will be an Election next year.

Okay, I have a prediction. There will be an Election next year. Gormless Gordon will finally allow us to vote on if we actually want him and his fellow thieves running the country. There are a number of clues leading me to this conclusion.

Firstly they have announced a crack down on people recieving benefits. Now we all know that all this means is that people who genuinely need help will be bullied out of getting it by ignorant arrogant job centre staff while the fraudsters who have never done a days work in their lives will carry on as normal. Teenage girls will still get pregnant just to get a council flat, junkies will still cost the state billions and genuine people, put out of work by this governments incompetence, will get a pittance. But it sounds good and will win some votes and thats all that matters.

They have also stated that immigrants will be cracked down on and won't get benefits or council houses until they have been here ten years. Again this sounds good but can you really see the human rights lawyers, scum like Cherie Blair, missing the chance to line their pockets and letting this happen? If an illegal immigrant turns up with a wife and two kids are the government really going to tell them no they can't have food or a place to live? Of course they are not. We can't even send convicted terrorists home because it's against their human rights. But it will win some votes and thats all that matters.

But the biggest clue of all is that Gormless Gordon says there will not be an Election. And as this lying conman wouldn't recognise the truth if it jumped up and punched him in the face then if he says it's not going to happen then we know full well it will.

Getting things in perspective.

Now people get arrested by armed police merely for embarassing the government people have been comparing living in England under this communist government with living in Zimbabwe under Robert Mugabwe. Lets get this in perspective please! Robert Mugabwe was actually elected!

Some Christmas cheer. Adults Only

Well it's coming up to the annual spend fest known as Christmas. This is the time of year when muslim's who have spent all year slagging off Christianity quite happily charge us double in their mini cabs because it is a religous holiday and supermarkets lower their prices to what they should have been all year to try and entice us to save money.

There are a few people who do still actually treat Christmas as a time to celebrate the birth of christ but they are far outnumbered by those who treat it as a chance to make money at every opportunity.

I just see it as a chane to see babes like this blonde here all dressed up in Christmas outfits!

See Santa's little helper reveal a lot more here.

The Christmas present.

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for
his new girlfriend.

They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland .

Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers.

Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.


Dear Maggie,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love,

Chris

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

It's now official. We really do live in a Police State.

Last week seven armed police officers from the anti terrorist squad arrested Conservative MP Damian Green and held him in custody for nine hours. His crime? He embarrassed the government by leaking details of them issuing licenses to become security guards to 5000 illegal immigrants. In other words he did the job we pay him to do and made facts that the government tried to cover up public. And this arrest was made with the full backing of the government who still cannot see what all the fuss is about.

Even if telling the truth about government incompetence is now a crime why were the anti terrorist squad involved? How can embarassing the government by exposing facts they tried to hide be considered a threat to national security? Because that is the only time the anti terrorist squad and anti terrorism laws are supposed to be used. And if this can happen to an elected member of parliament then what chance do the rest of us have?

Councils all over the country already use anti terrorism laws to bug peoples dustbins and make sure they are obeying local recycling rules. The DVLA already sell all your details to debt collectors and anybody else with the cash to buy them. Very soon a law is being passed allowing these same people to monitor all our phone calls and e-mails. They won't need permission or any reason to do so, just critiscizing the local council will be enough reason for them to tap your phone.

How long will it be before websites like this that dare question the motives and honesty of the bunch of lying theieving con men running this country start to get closed down? How long before speaking out against the government becomes a criminal offence?

This government has the cheek to condemn the BNP as Nazi's and accuses the Conservatives of being fascist yet every day under Labour we lose more of our personal freedom and it is now persecuting people just for embarassing them. This wrongful, shameful arrest was an official decleration that we are now a Police State.

How does any Labour voter sleep at night?