Peter can't sleep. Adults Only

Well it is two o'clock in the morning and Peter is in a bit too much pain to sleep at the moment which of course means I am up as well. So we are sitting here just going back through this years galleries from Met Art to see what babes we didn't feature at the time and seeing if any are worth featuring now.

That sounds simple doesn't it? But it's not. Because we have now been doing this for over three hours and we are still on January! The amount of content on Met Art is amazing. We only get the promo galleries and it has taken over three hours to get through one month. Members of the site get loads more galleries and full length videos as well, nine years worth of it!

So if you are in the market for a great porn site with some seriously hot babes and an unlimited amount of content then Met Art has to be the one to go for.

Here is one of their birds.

Just an example. Adults Only

Well peter told you about our new site, Simply Outdoors, but he didn't show you any pics! So I am putting that right. This scantily clad blonde is just an example of the sort of gorgeous babes we will be featuring on Simply Outdoors.

Take a good look at her here in her full outdoor gallery or visit Simply Outdoors and take a look at them all.

Kelly Brook has Britains best body.

According to MSM Kelly Brook has been voted the woman with the best body in Britain. Now having looked through thousands of photo galleries of British birds for this site I would have to disagree because there are some seriously fit babes out there. But I'm guessing they were taling about Celebrities bodies and there were only a limited amount of choices.

So, just to keep the perverts who like to see celebrities in crap grainy photo's showing their flabby bodies off happy here are some pics of Kelly Brook topless and a pic of Kelly Brook naked. Thats right folks, naked and topless pics of Kelly Brooks here!

I also found a couple of pics of Kelly Brook flashing her gash but they also show Kelly Brooks' pubic hair as well so they are a bit rude for here and I have had to put them on Simply Upskirt.

The Indians have gone to the moon!

Yes thats right, India has got involved in the space race and have sent a rocket to the moon. This raises some important questions. Will the moon now smell of curry? How many corner shops will they build? Will they try and make it their own and change it into a replica of Bombay? When will the first call centre be opened? When will New Labour build the first benefits agency? As they can afford this when will they start refusing aid from the Western World?

And if they spend vast amounts of money, mining the resorces, making it a safe place to live, and building a decent society can the white man then demand they leave and hand it over to us because we were there first?

I wasn't sure. Adults Only

I nearly didn't put this bird on here because I am not sure if we have had her before. Then I thought so what if we have? You can't get too much of a good thing. Especially when it is a slim fit bird with long hair dressed in stockings, a leather mini skirt and long kinky boots!

So here is Loora. Lust over her here.

Now lets see if I have this right.

Now, last week, gomless Gordon lent the banks billions of pounds of our money, interest free, to save the economy. This week, so he can afford another year of his tax and waste policies, he is borrowing billions of pounds from the banks, at the normal rate of interest.

Now I can see how this is good for the banks because they make another huge profit. I can see how this is good for gormless Gordon and the muppet party because he can not only claim to have saved the economy he wrecked in the first place but also buy votes in Wales, Ireland and Scotland by throwing our money at them. Then when he gets kicked out and the Conservatives have to cut back on public services to pay back his debts he can condemn them for it.

But I can't for the life of me see how it helps any of the English tax payers who fund all of this. If he really wanted to save the economy and help the poor all he need have done was cut taxes and left everybody with more money in their pockets. But Labour have never existed to help the poor or for the benefit of the country and their only aim is to line their own pockets and the pockets of their friends.

Now if I am still here when the next election is held I have a warning for any labour party candidate standing in the Richmond Park ward. Don't let one of your muppets knock at my door. Because I live on the third floor, there are 36 steps to the ground floor landimg and should they knock at my door their head will bounce off everyone of them on the way out. And that is a promise!

Simply Outdoors.

We have just added another site to our portfolio! Simply Outdoors features the finest babes on the Internet posing outdoors in exotic and not so exotic locations. If you like your women fit and naked then Simply Outdoors is the site for you.

I'm getting too old! Adults Only

It was my birthday yesterday and despite the fact that I was feeling pretty ill and had had no sleep I went out and celebrated anyway. I had to really, it could quite possibly be the last birthday I have!

And today I feel like crap! My aches and pains seem to have cleared up, I think they were caused by having my flu and pneumonia jabs at the same time. But I have a hangover.

So here to cheer me up, and to start your working week off, is a blonde in white socks getting naked. Ogle her here.

I intended

I intended to get up at 7.30 this morning hoping to see Massa beat Lewis Hamilton. I seriously do not understand the support Hamilton gets in the UK. This "Englishman" who lives in Switzerland made it clear he considers himself Jamaican not British when they interviwed him just after the Olympics. And the "English" team he drives for are 100% owned by Mercedes, who are German. They are an English team if you consider that a Nissan is English because it's built in England or a Vauxhall Corsa is Spanish because it's built in Spain but in reality Mercedes own Maclaren outright and Mercedes are German! The parts are all imported from Germany and put together in the UK like a giant jigsaw puzzle purely for tax reasons.

So a Jamaican, driving a German car, is being supported because he can win the F1 championship for England! Other people consider Maclaren a small team compared to Ferrari and support them for that. So they are supporting a small team, Mercedes, the biggest motor manufacturer in the world who employ millions of people because they are smaller than Ferrari, a specialist sports car manufacturer that employs around 450 people!

This confusion all stems from the fact that most people who watch F1 havent actually got the slightest idea of what it is all about. They don't know the rules, they don't understand the safety rules and regulations and they cant grasp the concept that the most important thing is not the drivers Championship but the constructors Championship. They watch the race on ITV and read the reports in the newspapers and suddenly they are experts. If they were to ever bother reading the reports on the F1 websites or to watch the full coverage on TV, including the pre race and pre qualifying waffle, they might learn a bit more.

They might understand just how much of an advantage Mercedes were given when the rules were changed and everybody else was forced to use the Mercedes computer system, meaning the only ones who had data from last season were Mercedes. They might realise how much of an advantage Mercedes had by starting the season in the best pit slots because they were originally banned from the constructors Championship. And they might question why, given these advantages Mercdes had over the other teams why they haven't already won both titles by now.

Despite the massive advantages handed out to Mercedes this has actually been one of the closest seasons ever with other teams finally beginning to catch Ferrari and Mercedes. Which would have made for a great season next year. Except that once again they are changing the rules. Next year they will be using energy recovery sytems to boost power. I will let you work out for yourselves which Manufacturer has been developing these systems for five years while the others only started a year ago. I will give you a clue though. They are German.

Anyway I have felt so rough that I havent been able to sleep so will probably miss it now. But I hope anybody other than Hamilton or Mercedes wins it.

Girlfriends. Adults Only

Well it's that time again, when we do our bit for the sexually challanged community and keep the thought police off of our backs. This month our homosexual offering features a couple of dykes for a change.

See these two Eastern European babes get it on here.

The worse thing about cancer. Adults Only

The worse thing about having this cancer is that it's going to kill me at sometime. It isn't even the pain. No, the worse thing is knowing that I will end up sharing a coffin with Castonya!

Here is Ann Angel again, this time in a very short skirt and stockings. Enjoy this great gallery here.

Feeling rough today. Adults Only

I am feeling pretty rough today, it's taken 1000mg of Paracetomol, 800mg of Ibruprofen and 16mg of codein just to get me in this chair! And is still feels like somebody is inside me attacking me with a blow torch. So I'm afraid you are not going to get any of my usual ramblings today and will just have to put up with some pics of some fit birds instead. Sorry about that but it's all I'm fit for today.

So here is Ann Angel, a quite nice nineteen year old blonde who likes to get her kit off for the boys. She is also a perfect example of the sort of fit teens we feature at Simply Cute.

Lust over Ann Angel here.

Blonde Babe. Adults Only

It's been a while since I featured a babe just for the sake of it so it's time I put that right. We also haven't had too many Eastern European babes lately and to be fair these countries do produce some seriously hot looking crumpet.

So, just because I feel like it, here we have Yulia, a blonde from somewhere in eastern Europe, getting naked and showing us her fantastic body.

Enjoy her here.

And if you want to see lots more very hot Eastern European babes then our sister site, Simply Babes, is the place to go.

I had an e-mail

i had an e-mail from a Nigerian offering me 20% of fifty million dollars if I let him transfer it through my bank account. Easy 10 million I thought and sent my bank details as requested.

"Whats this" he replied back. "Royal Bank of Scotland? Is this some sort of scam?

Doesn't it make you sick?

Doesn't it make you sick seeing our unelected leader gormless Gordon taking credit for bailing out the banks and saving the economy when it was eleven years of his tax and waste policies that caused it all in the first place?

And now he has the cheek to acuse the oil companies of profiteering over the price of petrol! If it hadn't been for the extortionate tax on petrol and diesel it would only have risen 10p a litre rather than 40p a litre. The oil companies had to pay more for the oil which was why they incresed their prices by 10p. All the goverbment had to do was wait for their 30p a litre extra to roll in!

It's about time there was a flat rate of tax on petrol, 60p a litre maybe, and that is what the government get whatever the price. That way the government wouldn't be able to make huge amounts of money out of our misery and we wouldn't have to pay so much for our fuel.

The only people profiteering from the price of oil was this corrupt, thieving government that the Welsh, Soctish, Irish and workshy northerners lumbered us with.

How?

Now basically, this government, without consulting anybody, without asking Parliament for consent, has started throwing billions of pounds of tax payers money into banks to save the economy. How does robbing the poor to bail out the banks help the economy. I fail to understand this at all. Surely they should just let the banks go under?

The taxpayer commitments, from around the world, to prop up the global banking system amount to $2.2 trillion, an unimaginable sum. For less than half this figure, $1 trillion, all the outstanding debt still owed by developing nations could be repaid in full. The other half would pay off the personal debts of everyone else in full.

That means starting again, nobody owes anything, no mortgages, banks loans or credit card bills to pay. The economy would boom. People would have real money to spend again not paper money. The poor would immediately become far better off, the rich would become poorer. How is this a bad thing? There are far more poor people in the world than there are rich people. Far more people would benefit than would lose.

We wouldn't have to give aid to third world countries anymore or operate trade agreements that mean no matter how hard they work they can't get the right price for their produce. Their governments wouldn't be paying fortunes in interest so they could give their people clean water to drink, health care etc.

Saving the banks keeps the top earners of the world in their mansions at the expense of the poor. Letting the banks collapse would bring these people down into the real world and give the poor a say in what goes on. And at the moment all the power is in the hands of the rich and they don't want to let it go.

Using tax payers money to bail out banks is nothing more than theft, Theft of our money, theft of our rights and theft of our future. The fact that it is a Labour Government that is kicking us when we are down and stopping us from getting out of poverty comes as no suprise to me at all.

If you vote Labour you are scum, and you know you are, you are just too selfish to care.

And a third. Adults Only

And here is todays third applicant for the job. A blonde with big soft pillows. But I am a bit worried about this one. When you look at the pics and see the size of her rectal thermometer you will see why!

Take a look here.

And another applicant. Adults Only

Here we have another bird interested in looking after us, again without a name! Take a look at her here.

We are getting our own Nurse! Adults Only

Well whatever happens one thing is now certain. At some time in the next year or so Peter and I are going to end up in a hospital or a hospice. So I figured I should try and arrange our own Nurse so that we have something pleasant to look at as we die. So I have put the feelers out and the applications have started to come in. And of course I have to share them all with you so here is the first applicant. She forget to give her name but then who cares anyway! We will barely have enough breath to knock one out so we wont be talking to her!

Take a look at her here.

I bet you thought I'd forgotten! Adults Only

Two upskirt posts in a row and no plug for Simply Upskirt. I bet you thought I'd forgotten! I hadn't, I just figured that after having a couple of old birds flashing their knickers you might appreciate seeing a hot eighteen year old blonde doing the same.

So to see this cute blonde flashing click here.

To see more hot babes flashing their goodies take a look at Simply Upskirt.

In the meantime my revved up Rothman has just kicked in so I am off to race something. i will be back later!

Jennifer Aniston upskirt

Now here is a celebrity I have actually heard of! Jennifer Aniston. And this one I wouldn't need a couple of pints first for. Here we have Jennifer Aniston in an upskirt photo flashing her transparent panties. Look closely and you can even see some pubic hair! Wow!

Jennifer Aniston upskirt flashing her transparent black panties and her pubic hair! The pervs who search for these sort of pics will be flooding in!

So roll up, roll up, all you celebrity spotters. Here is Jennifer Aniston upskirt in transparent panties showing her pubic hair! get your rocks off here!

Elizabeth Hurley flashing

It's been a while since we have had a so called celebrity flashing their knickers on here so now Elizabeth Hurley has got in on the act I figured why not put her on here? Okay I know she's getting on a bit now and her BJ's are so bad her ex had to look elsewhere but she's not bad for an old bird and we probably would, after a couple of pints anyway! So here we have it. Elizabeth Hurley showing her knickers, Good to you aren't we?

Continuing. Adults Only

Well a while back I started puting up pics of babes on boats for no other reason than that I wanted to. So here we have another one, a brunette who has appeared here before, Raven Riley.

Take a closer look at her here.

We will be back soon. Adults Only

We haven't been updating so much lately because not only have I been ill but we had a new arrival in the household! Yes I bought myself a Playstation 3! But normal service will be resumed very soon.

In the meantime here is a bird to have a look at.

Did it make you feel good?

If you legally live in the UK, drive a car, pay council tax, pay income tax or contribute in anyway whatsover then a large part of the money the bandits in charge take from you has gone on green taxes. On saving the planet. If you shop in a supermarket you will have noticed that you usually don't any longer get free carrier bags. The whole of modern life in the UK is being changed in the interests of saving the planet.

We pay exhorbitant tax on petrol to save the planet. We run the risk of a fine and a criminal record for not recycling to save the planet. A Nation of 60 million people are sunjected to the highest taxes in the world. To save the planet.

So how did it make you feel, paying all this money, doing your bit, when the Singapore Grand Prix was on last week? Did it make you feel good knowing that you had done your bit while they raced cars under 1400 two thousand watt lights just so the GP ccould go out live at peak time in Europe and earn billions of dollars in advertising revenue? Did you enjoy paying over £5 a gallon for petrol, to save the planet, whilst Singapore polluted the atmosphere building a race track and lighting it to resemble a cloudy day?

There is absolutely no point in people in the UK doing their bit for climate change when the Asians counties are negating every effort we make and adding more polution every day than we produce in a lifetime. And all the extra money we pay is just another tax. Nothing else.

My apologies

Well firstly I have to apologise for not updating the site lately but there has been some shit happening. As you all know I went on holiday with Slezy and his bitch.

We had a good time but when we got back I was feeling pretty rough and a week later I found out why. My cancer is back. Which is a bit of a pisser! So I have had to deal with that in my head before dealing with the usual assult on the poor of this country by Gordon Brown and the rest of his thieving friends.

Now this time my treatment will only be pallative. It will make me feel better and make me last longer but the truth is that I will die. The cancer will kill me. But compared to what gormless and his bum chums are doing to us it is a minor matter.

We now have a situation in this country where an unelected piece of pond life is using tax payers money to bail out rich bankers and pay their debts while the rest of us live in poverty. Some of the very poor and the elderly will die this winter simply because they cannot aford heating yet gormless will give billions to bankers who are struggling and risk losing their Mercedes and BMW's because of their greed.

He has now guaranteed that anyones savings are safe, up to £50,000. How is he paying for this? Easy. Out of the money taken in taxes from people who don't have £50 in savings let alone £50,000!

I have spent my life being told by poor people that I should vote Labour because they are the party for the poor. I am proud that I have never done so. The Labour party is not now and has never been a party for the poor. Socialism is not about equality or sharing the wealth. It is envy and nothing more.

In an ideal world then yes everybody would get paid the same and we would all be rich. But we don't live in an ideal world. We live in a world created by man and operating under rules decided by man. The best the poor can ever hope for is to live their lives as best they can and pray that their children will have something better. This will never happen under socialism.

The capitalists, the ones that we are told to despise so much and told make too much profit, have a vested interest in our well being and our wealth. Without us they cannot continue to make their profits. If we don't have money to spend then they cannot take it from us. So they make sure we have enough to keep them in their mansions.

The socialists just take it anyway and sod the future. Yes I agree with their ideals, but as i said we dont live in an ideal world. Until we do then the only thing socialism will ever achieve is to make poor people poorer and rich people richer.

Under a capatilst system things are not fair. The rich get the best houses, the best health care, the best education for their children. And it really isn't fair. But along the way they give other people a chance to escape the poverty they were born into. And a lucky few get the chance to live a better life.

Under socialism nobody gets the chance. They don't want them to have it, and are envious of them. Because of this envy they deny anybody else the chance to improve their lot and everybody suffers for it.

Years ago, when the Unions were just getting started, then socialism and Labour surved a purpose. Then they were the party of the poor and the working class and they helped improve things for the poor.

But in the modern world all they do is make things harder. Labour have destroyed this country, destroyed everything this country stood for and have destroyed any hope of poor people being able to find their way out of poverty.

We are back. Adults Only

Well we are back safe and sound from our holiday. They didn't let me drive at all which was a shame but may be the reason we are back safe and sound.

Heard Peter and Slezy talking and it seems like they have already booked for France next year so to get them in the mood here is a French bird.

Take a look at her here.

Travel Guide. England. Part 1

This is a country that helped form the world as is today and is steeped in history. However, after eleven years of a socialist goverment it is a country that you really don't want to visit. But for those who do this is what to expect.

Frome the moment you get off of the plane you will be watched on camera. England has more CCTV cameras per person than any other country in the world yet some of it's city's are the most dangerous in the world. This is mainly because of ridiculous human rights laws that allow criminals to do as they like and penalises the victims of crime.

Not only are you constantly watched but almost anyone in a uniform has the right to accuse you of a crime, find you guilty and issue you with an on the spot fine. Policemen, Traffic Wardens, Parking attendants and now local town hall security staff, wheel clampers etc can all just find you guilty just like that and fine you. There are ten times more people in England that are empowered to issue a fine than there are Policeman.

The offences to avoid are smoking in a public place, even if it is outdoors and you are the only one there. Don't be tempted! Local councils in England employ people to snoop around all day just to catch people smoking and fine them. Don't drop litter of any sort, not even a bit of pork pie that immediately gets eaten by the birds. You will get fined. If you can find somewhere to legaly smoke there will not be any ashtrays and if you drop the butt you will get fined.

Using your mobile phone while driving will get you a fine, as will eating an apple or a bar of chocolate and if you smoke don't throw the butt out of the window. Buses in England have cameras on them to catch you doing this, and you will be fined.

In fact it is probably best to avoid driving at all. The petrol carries the highest tax in Europe and VAT is payable on top which makes it extremely expensive. Some roads you have to pay to use, some city's you have to pay extra to drive in and then when you stop you have to pay to park. If you are as little as a minute late retrieving your car then you will be fined and if you stop in the wrong place you will be fined.

If you use public transport whatever you do don't travel without a ticket. This can cost you as much as £2500 and up to six months in prison. If you find yourself stuck somewhere without a ticket mug another passenger and steal theirs. If you get caught this will only cost you £80. You always have to remember that in England the more petty the so called offence the higher the fine and the more likely you are to get caught.

However if you are homosexual things are a bit brighter. When it was made legal for middle aged men to go into schools and talk to twelve and thirteen year old boys about their sexuality, grooming they call it, they also made it legal for homosexuals to have sex with sixteen year old boys in public. So if you find a willing sixteen year old, take him into a public toilet and bugger him. It's legal and you won't get fined for that.

I have been hoping. Adults Only

I have been hoping that Peter gets his election campaign back into gear because I now desperately want him in charge. Not just because England would be a far better, safer place but because he would be in charge of the nuclear weapons and I'm bound to get out of the box every now and again which would put me in charge of the nuclear weapons! And that would be fun!

That firework display at the Olympics was supposed to be great but believe me the one I have planned in Wales will be bigger and better! I will stop every war in the world overnight. I will just nuke everywhere they are fighting because when there is nothing left they will have nothing left to fight over.

Switzerland will go, because the Swiss are just so bloody boring. Apart from that they deserve to go for sitting around doing nothing in two world wars and making fortunes from it.

I would also reduce all our taxes overnight because after Wales would come Scotland and without that lot to support we would all be better off. English people could then get free prescriptions and cancer drugs.

You would all wake up in the morning to a much better world. So come on, lets get him elected.

Here is a bird.

He does our head in! Adults Only

That Peter does our head in! He keeps thinking about stuff then I get locked away and he comes on here getting all political. I keep telling him that if he carries on he will wear the head out and then we will both be in trouble. But do you think he will listen?

So now I have to treat the head gently so there will be no thinking about what I post, I will just post whatever comes into my head.

So here is a bird. Enjoy.

In Memory of Larry LaPrise

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote 'The Hokie Cokey' died peacefully at the age of ninety three. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

I have calmed down now!

I had the serious hump after dispatches. Not because they were slagging of Christians and Jews, calling us pigs and the Jews monkeys,promoting separtism, saying homosexuals should be killed etc etc but because of the trouble these evil animals cause.

Over the years I have worked with hundreds of Asians, many of them muslims. Okay I dont agree with their religion but the vast majority of them want one thing. To go to work, earn their money and live their life.

All the expecting extra rights, not intergrating, forced marriages etc comes from a very tiny minority of muslims, the extremeists. Most of them just want to fit in but because the extremists wont allow this to happen and deliberately cause friction many of them live in fear.

Every night of the week thousands of muslim cab driver go out to earn the money to feed their wives and children. And every night they risk getting beaten up or even killed just because of their skin colour or their religion. This is the fault of the extremists and a weak government that constantly gives into them.

Yes I slag off Islam on here but the vast majority of muslims, the normal people who work and live just like everyone else, may find it offensive but would respect my right to have my point of view. It's the extremists who won't respect that. Yes I slag off imigrants but only because this country is full to the brim. And it's not the hard working ones who obey our laws, pat the taxes and live their lives that I have a problem with. It's the extreme minority and the piss takers that give me the hump.

So the fact that this book shop sells material that calls me a pig, insults my religion, tells people not to befriend me and the women to not even recognise my existance doesn't bother me. It's the fact that these animals use this sort of crap to deliberately stop the muslim community intergrating into our society the same way as followers of other religious groups have. Because until they do then we are all in danger.

Dispatches on Channel Four.

I have just watched dispatches on channel four which featured the book shop at Regents Park mosque openly selling illegal material promoting racial hatred against Jews and Christians.

This is illegal and I have just reported it as a crime so that the police have no choice but to investigate it.

Anybody else who was as disgusted as I was and wishes to make sure that it is stopped should report it here.

https://online.met.police.uk/report.php

Emily Parr Upskirt

Here we have another Big Brother contestant, Emily Parr in an upskirt pic, this time without any panties. Thats right, Emily Parr from Big Brother knickerless and flashing her gash.

Big Brothers Stephanie McMichael

This blonde showing her knickers in this upskirt photo is Stephanie McMichael. I have never heard of her but apparantly she is in Big Brother. How watching a bunch of weirdo's locked up in a house together can be considered entertainment is beyond me but watch it people do.

So for all you sad gits without a life out there here is Stephanie McMichael from Big Brother in an upskirt pic. For the rest of us it's just a chance to see a bird flashing her knickers.

Wanted for theft. Adults Only

This cute Dutch Teen is wanted for theft. She broke into Mr Slezy's house and nicked some of his baby oil!

See what she did with it here.

Women where they should be. Adults Only

Well as you all know I have strong feelings about women working. they shouldn't, their place is in the home. So from now on when I come across pics of a babe where she should be then I am going to post them in the hope that women might get the message. So here we have a Dutch Teen in the kitchen.

See her here.

For no reason at all. Adults Only

Here, for no reason at all, and nothing whatsover to do with Castonya moaning, we have an eighteen year old Dutch Teen posing in black lingerie and black stockings.

See her full gallery here.

Lets make voting Labour socially unacceptable

Over the years drinking and driving has been seriously reduced mainly because it became socially unacceptable. Maybe we should treat voting Labour in the same way? If you know a shop keeper voted Labour then boycott his shop and go elsewhere, tell your friends that if they vote for them again then you don't want to know them, things like that.

Basically, after everything Labour have done to destroy this country and the suffering they have caused for the poor the only English people who could even consider voting for them are heartless, selfish bastards that shouldn't be tolerated by a civilised society anyway.

If we make voting Labour socially unacceptable then they will never get the chance to line their pockets at our expense again and more lives would be saved every year than drunk drivers were ever responsible for.

Our NHS at it's best!

To save money so that they can afford more pen pushers the NHS gets a lot of it's blood for transfusions from abroad. About three years ago they were buying it from places like American prisons and, unsuprisingly, some of it was contaminated.

One poor bloke had to go into hospital for a routine operation and had to have a blood transfusion. Unfortunately for him the blood was contaminated and contained cancer cells that later gave him liver cancer. There is a drug avaiable to control his condition but the NHS, despite causing his condition, won't let him have it because it is too expensive!

He has been paying for the drug from his savings which have now run out which means there is every chance he will now die, killed by the NHS.

His death, and the thousands of others who have died needlessly since New Labour came to power are the direct result of New Labours total mismanagement of the NHS and every member of the Labour Party should be put on trial for murder.

What will happen now?

It just occured to me today that the current bunch of school leavers are the first to have got their whole education under New Labour. This means forty percent of them cannot read or write and are almost completely unemployable.

Of the ones that can read and write they will have all learnt their history under New Labour which means rather than facts they will have been given a politically correct version that bares absolutely no resemblance to the truth.

So what happens now? How does society cope with a huge amount of barely literate teenagers who have spent the last eleven years learning nothing but lies?

I can't turn my back for a minute!

I can't turn my back for a minute! There I am thinking Castonya is safely locked away then I come on here and find out he has escaped again! It's worse than having a five year old in the house.

Anyway I can assure both Sleazy and his bitch that he will not be driving on Friday. We all saw what happened last time he drove and anyone who missed it can just take a look at the pic. I did think of leaving him at home for the week but I'm scared shitless about what I would come back to.

Anyway he is once more safely locked in his box but for how long is anybodys guess.

GMTV viewers get an early Christmas present!

Now personally I cannot for the life of me work out why anybody would get up early in the morning and turn the TV on unless there was motor racing or football on. But some people do.

One of the programs they watch is an inane bunch of crap called GMTV which is famous for having the most irritating, hypocritcal bitch ever to disgrace our screens presenting the show. I am talking about champagne socialist Fiona Phillips.

This stupid woman claims she is just an "ordinary housewife and mother", despite being having made millions for doing almost nothing. She is also a big New Labour fan and in her newspaper column keeps on about how good they have been for this country. Well yes if you happen to be rich then maybe they have but what about the millions of us who are not and have to live in the real world Fiona? Where do we fit in?

The funniest thing was the newspaper reports. The vast majority of them correctly stated she had been doing the show for twelve years. The Mirror was the exception, they said fifteen, which is a bit surprising because The Mirror is the paper she also works for! You would have thought that they would have got it right wouldn't you?

But anyway she finally has so much money tucked away that she can never spend it so has decided to leave in December giving her colleagues and all the viewers an early Christmas present.

Now if she would only give up the drivel that passes for a column in The Mirror then we could all join in the celebrations.

I am dissapointed. Adults Only

Well my plan, now I have hold of the head, was to keep it until Friday so I could drive to Devon. But Peter has other ideas. He reckons that it wont be safe if I drive so he says he is going to.

He has a point, it won't be safe if I drive. But it will be a hell of a lot more fun! Mr Sleazy and his bitch are watching with great interest to see who wins!

Here is a bird.

That Peter does my head in! Adults Only

Or does our head in I suppose I should say. Lazy git took control of the head and put me back in the box then came on here, done his political bit and didn't bother to put any crumpet on! Doesn't he realise that people don't come here to read they come here to look at the tits! Just like the Sun newspaper.

So here is a bird.

The Benefit Boys are off on holiday.

Yes, Friday morning, Peter and I plus Sleazy and his new bitch Gerald are off on holiday. Sleazy calls him Jerry for short because he keeps him under his bed but that's a different story. He is actually our cousin but we try to keep it quiet.

We are off to sunny Devon on a cheap Sun Scum holiday, three nights in Paignton then four nights in Brixham. There is a rock and roll weekend at the first site which Mr Sleazy is all exited about. He was going to wear a quiff but couldn't find a wig big enough. He also has the hump because I just had to explain to him that with four of us in the car there is only room for one case of baby oil.

We have lots of stuff planned. We are going on a steam train, going to play crazy golf and going to play real golf. And when I say real golf thats what I mean, the proper stuff on a Playstation, none of that walking round for hours in the rain carrying a big bag of clubs like the amateurs do!

This of course means that the site wont get updated next week.

Not all Americans are bad!

Now I bet you thought you would never hear me say it but not all Americans are bad! There is a guy who leaves comments on here called Bobby who is pretty cool. He has also helped with some advertising at Simply Upskirt which was nice of him. I have also been talking to a the guys in the racing league I am in and they are okay as well.

A lot of Americans have the same problem as we have here in England. They are disgusted with their government and know that whoever they elect they won't get listened to. Their politicians will do what is best for them rather than what the voters want.

They live in what is supposed to be the biggest democracy yet when it comes to election time they get to choose between two people who are both in it for themselves. And just like us they watch in disgust as their government has the cheek to try and dictate to the rest of the world about democracy.

And now some good news!

After you are just getting over the shock of me admitting I was wrong here is another shock. I have some good news for a change! Yes house prices are continuing to fall, 10% in the last year, and it looks like they will fall even further!

This means that the greedy bastards who bought houses purely to let them back to people who can't afford to are now really starting to suffer as they deserve to. They bought these houses, with the potential profit from the house they already owned, and rented them out at exorbitant rents, taking money out of the pockets of those who can least afford it just so they could drive fancy cars and take expensive holidays.

And now they can't afford to pay back the money they borrowed and risk losing all of their properties. And they thoroughly deserve to.

Most of these people obtained their first house by exercising their right to buy and snapping up a cheap council house. This scheme was designed to let people own their own home and not for greedy selfish bastards to live the good life at the expense of people who didn't have the opportunity or money to buy a dirt cheap council house.

Lets hope that prices fall another 10% and these people find themselves having to pay exhorbitant rents themselves!

I was wrong!

Yes, I know it's a bit of a shock but I was wrong! A few days ago I said that gormless Gordon and his tax and waste policies were killing 5000 people a year because of dirty hospitals.

The actual figures are 8000 for C-diff alone, with another 3000 being killed by MRSA. That is eleven thousand deaths a year this man is responsible for! To be fair gormless Gordon can be held responsible for throwing billions into the NHS without solving this problem. But he didn't cause it.

The cause of our dirty hospitals is because the cleaning is no longer the responsibility of the NHS but is done by private contactors. So whatever a hospital spends on cleaning straight away a huge chunk of it goes to keep company directors in huge salaries and shareholders in profit. To acheive these profits they use the cheapest cleaning materials they can find and pay their staff minimum wage.

These staff are employed on short term contracts with hardly any legal rights, no entitlement to holidays and because of this their staff turnover is unbelievably high. They cleaners do as little as possible for the pittance they are paid and the end result is filthy hospitals and 11,000 deaths a year.

It also goes to prove another point. That people in the cleaning industry, dustmen, sewage workers, road sweepers etc are doing jobs that are every bit as important and every bit as essential as policeman, fireman, doctors etc. So isn't it about time this was recognised and they were paid the same?

We live in a society where white collar workers and leaches like those in the advertising industry get paid very well yet people in essential jobs that protect us from disease are paid a pittance.

Pay peanuts and you get monkeys. The relatives of 11,000 people last year can testify to that.

Another boat, another babe. Adults Only

Here we have another naked babe on a boat. This time it is the lovely Adelia from Femjoy.

See her in close up detail here in this great gallery.

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