After the disaster in Asia the charities doing their best to help desperately need donations. To help please go to one of the two sites below and make a donation.
Donate to Oxfam
Donate to Worldvision
Friday, December 31, 2004
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Hot British Babe. Adults Only
Here in the UK we have some of the finest looking babes on the planet. Take this one for example. What would you like to do to her? To see more of this sexy young bird take a look at her gallery. To see lot more like her visit Simply Babes, the home of the hottest babes on the planet.
Free Abi Titmuss Video. Adults Only
As I am sure you are all aware there is a video of Abi Titmuss involved in a threesome and lesbian action available on the Internet. The only problem is that you have to pay for it. Until now! Yes, you can now see Abi Titmuss getting it on with another girl absolutely free. Not only do you get to watch it you can download it. And it will not cost you a penny!
So what is the catch? I can hear you all asking. Well there isn't one, not one I have found anyway! It is available on a site called My Free Pay Site. To gain access all you have to do is send them your e-mail address. They send you a verification link, you click on it and you are in! They don't even spam you! I have been a member for a few weeks now and apart from the initial mail they have never contacted me at all! Nothing, no spam at all! I know this because I set up an e-mail account just to join this program in case of spam. But there isn't any.
Not only do you get to download celebrity vids, Abi Titmuss, Pamela Anderson etc you can also stream as much hardcore porn as you wish. There are clips, full length vids and thousands of pictures. The vids are available in a number of formats and in general very high quality.
So, if you want to see Abi Titmuss in full uncensored sex action join My Free Pay Site and get your tissues ready! Then come back and leave a comment saying thank you.
So what is the catch? I can hear you all asking. Well there isn't one, not one I have found anyway! It is available on a site called My Free Pay Site. To gain access all you have to do is send them your e-mail address. They send you a verification link, you click on it and you are in! They don't even spam you! I have been a member for a few weeks now and apart from the initial mail they have never contacted me at all! Nothing, no spam at all! I know this because I set up an e-mail account just to join this program in case of spam. But there isn't any.
Not only do you get to download celebrity vids, Abi Titmuss, Pamela Anderson etc you can also stream as much hardcore porn as you wish. There are clips, full length vids and thousands of pictures. The vids are available in a number of formats and in general very high quality.
So, if you want to see Abi Titmuss in full uncensored sex action join My Free Pay Site and get your tissues ready! Then come back and leave a comment saying thank you.
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Feel like a woman.
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
Abi Titmuss buys a dildo!
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"
The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "£35."
She, "How much for the black one?"
He, "£35 for the black one, £35 for the white one."
She, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" He, "£35."
She, "How much for the white one?"
He, "£35 for the white one, £35 for the black one."
She, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later Abi Titmuss comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "£35 for the white, £35 for the black."
She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you £165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for £165!"
The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "£35."
She, "How much for the black one?"
He, "£35 for the black one, £35 for the white one."
She, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" He, "£35."
She, "How much for the white one?"
He, "£35 for the white one, £35 for the black one."
She, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later Abi Titmuss comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "£35 for the white, £35 for the black."
She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you £165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for £165!"
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Max Power
Max Power describes itself as the definitive guide to arseing about in cars. The magazine is great and it also has it's own web site. Featuring hot cars and even hotter babes this is a must see site for anyone who likes hot cars and hot women.
Thursday, November 25, 2004
UK Rudegirl. Adults Only
This gorgeous babe is UK Rudegirl, probably the hottest English amateur on the Internet. She is one tasty babe, and having been lucky enough to eat her once I mean that quite literally! She has the best free site there is, all you need is a hotmail account to gain entrance.
What will you get? I hear you ask. Well, lots of pics of UKR entertaining her friends, both male and female. Lots of pics of the members. The chance to meet the lovely lady herself and lots more. It really is a great site and it is all free.
Very soon she will be launching another site which will be even ruder, if that is possible. I will let you know as soon as it's open, if you ever bother coming back here after seeing her site! Stop wasting time, if you are over 18 go and take a look now. It is fantastic. Don't forget to tell her I sent you.
What will you get? I hear you ask. Well, lots of pics of UKR entertaining her friends, both male and female. Lots of pics of the members. The chance to meet the lovely lady herself and lots more. It really is a great site and it is all free.
Very soon she will be launching another site which will be even ruder, if that is possible. I will let you know as soon as it's open, if you ever bother coming back here after seeing her site! Stop wasting time, if you are over 18 go and take a look now. It is fantastic. Don't forget to tell her I sent you.
Do you like porn? Adults Only XXXXXX
Are you one of the millions of people who download porn on the Internet? I have heard it can be very confusing and some of the more unsavoury people who run these sites put dialers and over stuff like that on their sites that can totally mess up your computer.
But I have found a safe one, and it's FREE! Yes, over 400 pictures and about 50 video clips of hardcore porn, totally free and totally safe. This is all XXX stuff so you MUST be eighteen to go there. If you are and porn doesn't offend you then click here.
But I have found a safe one, and it's FREE! Yes, over 400 pictures and about 50 video clips of hardcore porn, totally free and totally safe. This is all XXX stuff so you MUST be eighteen to go there. If you are and porn doesn't offend you then click here.
Tara likes them big!
Well it is official. Tara Reid, star of American Pie and the girl who flashed her plastic boobs at an awards ceremony, like them big. Her men that is. It's just a shame I am too big for her! I will have to get in touch with Abi Titmuss instead!
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Before we continue
Today, in the developing world, one child dies every 3 seconds because of the basic lack of safe water, healthcare, shelter or food – the things we often take for granted.
With your help, we can stop this needless loss of lives. So please act now and visit the Worldvision site.
With your help, we can stop this needless loss of lives. So please act now and visit the Worldvision site.
Sunday, November 21, 2004
Valentines cards by men.
Imagine if men wrote the rhymes in Valentines cards.
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
The blondes dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
The blonde school girl
Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
Friday, November 19, 2004
The original Supercar?
This is the car I have always wanted. In my opinion the worlds first true Supercar. The Ford GT40. With it's light weight chassis and a V8 engine churning out plenty of horsepower this was a seriously quick car. And it looked fantastic as well. When I win the lottery this will be near the top of my list.
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Simply Babes
Just lately this site has been a bit top heavy with pics of lovely young ladies. Now I know we all like to see totty getting their kit off but the site is supposed to feature everything men like, not just what we spend most of time thinking about. So, for those of you who only want to lust after fit crumpet I have created a new site. Simply Babes is just that. Fit women, with links to their photo's and video's. Get your tissues out and go and take a look.
What a tool!
No that's not what Abi Titmuss said when she was telling Tara Reid about me. I'm talking about the Nissan Skyline GTR. Not only does it look fantastic it doesn't hang about either! A serious tool for the serious driver.
R34 GTR
Engine
Model: RB26DETT
Config: Inline 6 Cyl.
Capacity: 2568 cc
Valves: 4/cyl (24)
Valve Actuation: DOHC
Forced Induction: Twin Turbos
Fuel System: Sequential multi-point injection
Compression Ratio: 8.5 : 1
Max Power: 280 bhp @ 6800 rpm
Max Torque: 40.0 kgm @ 4400 rpm
Transmission
Config: 4 wheel drv, ATTESA E-TS Pro controlled
Gearbox model: Getrag 6-speed manual
Suspension: Multi-link
Braking: Brembo racing with ABS
Performance
Top Speed: 155 mph
Acceleration 0-62mph: 5.2s
R34 GTR
Engine
Model: RB26DETT
Config: Inline 6 Cyl.
Capacity: 2568 cc
Valves: 4/cyl (24)
Valve Actuation: DOHC
Forced Induction: Twin Turbos
Fuel System: Sequential multi-point injection
Compression Ratio: 8.5 : 1
Max Power: 280 bhp @ 6800 rpm
Max Torque: 40.0 kgm @ 4400 rpm
Transmission
Config: 4 wheel drv, ATTESA E-TS Pro controlled
Gearbox model: Getrag 6-speed manual
Suspension: Multi-link
Braking: Brembo racing with ABS
Performance
Top Speed: 155 mph
Acceleration 0-62mph: 5.2s
Feed the World?
So Band Aid 2 is going to help feed the poor in Africa and make the world a better place? Really? Well maybe, if all the money received was going to go straight to the poor, then yes, in the short term. But how much of the £3.99 a copy for this awful piece of music is actually going to get to the poor?
By the time the costs have been taken out, the expenses claims, the advertising industries cut etc, there will be very little left for the poor people of Africa. The cynical, myself included, might even say this is nothing more than a huge publicity stunt for the artists involved.
Just think about it a minute. They give up a few hours of their time and get the sort of publicity that would normally cost them a fortune. If you really want to help the poor DONT buy this crappy CD, instead donate directly to a charity. You will be doing far more good and a lot more of what you donate will go directly to help the people who need it, rather than making a bunch of millionaires feel better about themselves.
Make a monthly gift to Oxfam and help to fight poverty.
By the time the costs have been taken out, the expenses claims, the advertising industries cut etc, there will be very little left for the poor people of Africa. The cynical, myself included, might even say this is nothing more than a huge publicity stunt for the artists involved.
Just think about it a minute. They give up a few hours of their time and get the sort of publicity that would normally cost them a fortune. If you really want to help the poor DONT buy this crappy CD, instead donate directly to a charity. You will be doing far more good and a lot more of what you donate will go directly to help the people who need it, rather than making a bunch of millionaires feel better about themselves.
Make a monthly gift to Oxfam and help to fight poverty.
Just good friends?
Well no. A lot more than that actually! To see these three beauties really get to know each other click here. Strictly adults only.
Holly thumbs a ride
When Holly thumbs a ride she gets a lot more than she bargained for! Strictly adults only.
Penny Flame
The lovely Penny, getting back to nature, posing on some rocks. If you are over 18 and want to get your rocks off seeing her as nature intended then click here.
Avery Adams
Yet another lovely brunette with a great body. Avery Adams is well worth a closer look. Over 18's only.
Long Long Legs
The lovely long legs below belong to Lady Christa, an amateur exhibitionist who just loves to show off her fantastic body. Take a look here.
The very lovely Stacey
Just another stunning blonde with a great body. Click here to take a proper look.
The lovely Natasha
Below you will find some pics of the lovely Natasha, better boobs than Tara Reid, far hornier than Abi Titmuss, and she flashes more than her boobs! To see more of Natasha, plus some of her lovely friends click here. This link contains both explicit photographs and videos so if you are under age or sexually explicit material offends you then please go somewhere else.
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