Ignoring Health and safety. Adults Only

Here is another bird who has ignored the health and safety nazi's and gone out wearing very little. See all the pics here.

Czarina. Adults Only

Just a bird getting her kit off for you. See all the pics here.

Because its easy. Adults Only

Well here I am updating the site again but don't get too excited. Even at twelve thirty in the morning it is still as hot as hell and I am also getting stuck into a very heavily customised Rothmans so about all you are going to get tonight is pictures of birds getting their kit off. Because its easy. So here is Lucie.

No Apologies. Adults Only

When I made that last post it meant this babe went off of the bottom of the page. And u like her so here she is back again.

Keeping Cool. Adults Only

Here, courtesy of NHS Direct, we have an example of how to keep cool in the summer. Didn't work for me though. After browsing this gallery I was hotter than ever!

New Jaguar Revealed

The motor show is currently on in London. Unfortunately it is at Excel in east London which means it is virtually impossible to get there unless you live in Kent or Essex and even then you get the choice of being mugged on the way from the station or having your car nicked from the car park.

Jaguar have used this event to lauch their latest sports car, the imaginatively named XKR, so named to distinguish it from their last sports car, the XKR and the one before that, the XKR.

This version is special though. It looks good, it has a supercharged 4.2 litre lump that gets it from 0 to 60 in under 5 seconds. But thats not what makes it special. No this Jaguar is special because it is the first one since the sixties that is guaranteed to get from one Jaguar dealer to another without breaking down and being towed in!

Can you imagine, all that power and a range of at least 50 miles before needing repair. I bet the germans and the japs are quaking in their boots.

Police Shooting Enquiry

This week all the papers have been going on about the enquiry into the police shooting on the underground after last years bombings. They all seem to blaming everybody except the man responsible.

This man was here illegaly. His visa had run out and he should have gone back to Brazil. If he had of done he wouldn't have been in London and could not have got shot. It is as simple as that. The only person to blame for this is the man himself.

And the Brazilian government getting involved and demanding apologies and compensation etc is the height of hypocracy. Until they do something about the thousands of innocent people shot dead by the police in their own cities every year they should shut up and keep their noses out.

But I do belive there is Compensation due. This should be paid to the real victims in this matter. To the tax payers who have subsidised this man living in London illegaly, who subsidise the tube so that he was able to afford a ticket, who have paid for the hugely expensive enquiry, who have provided the legal aid that his relatives got to try and claim compensation, which of course the tax payers will also fund. We even paid for the bullets!

As far as I am concerned the Brazulian government and this mans family owe us and not the other way around. He should not have been there and if he hadn't have been there it could not of happened. So is there a lawyer out there brave enough to try and get justice for us and get our money back?

Are you poor enough yet?

After nine years of Billy Liar and his New Taxes Party taking huge amounts of money from the poor and giving it to the rich the working class people in this country are as poor as they have ever been. Couple this with the huge amount of illegal immigrants and Eastern European's coming in and taking our work and the furure is looking pretty bleak.

But don't worry, Billy Liar hasn't finished yet, he intends to make things worse! Next year Romania and Bulgaria join the EU and we can look forward to another half a million people coming over here to do our work at half the price. If you are not poor enough yet you soon will be.

Great Weather. Adults Only

Well what about the weather? Can you believe how hot it is? It makes a change in this country doesn't it? But it also brings it's problems as well. I don't mean sunburn, heatstroke or anything like that. I mean the army of busybodies employed by Billy Liar and his New Taxes Party to try and spoil it for us.

While everybody else is enjoying the sunshine this bunch of parasites, recruited from the Guardian and paid huge amounts of tax payers money just so they will vote for Billy Liar, are full of doom and gloom.

Apparantly we should all stay out of the sun in case we get cancer, dont swim in the sea in case we get stung by jellyfish, don't swim at our local swimming pool in case we drown, hardly likely because your local swimming pool has probably been closed anyway so that the money saved can go towards building the Olympic pool in Stratford.

The NHS Direct website has been updated and is full of usefull advice. for example, if you are hot get out of the sun!

Why do these prats have to try and spoil everything? why does this sad sorry excuse for a government have to interfere in everything? Yhe answer is quite simple, it's because they are socialists. Which means they are sad sick wankers with an inferiority complex who can only get their kicks by controlling other people.

I have a message for all you socialists out there. get a proper job, get a life and stop trying to ruin everybody else's fun.

Now, just to lighten things up a bit here is a bird who has ignored all the advice and gone out in the sun wearing next to nothing. See all the pics here.

Pussy in Boots. Adults Only

This tasty bit of stuff in the black full length boots is the very lovely Nikki. Take a look at the rest of the pics in this gallery here or go to Simply Babes to see some more of her hot body.

Blonde in Boots. Adults Only

Well this months theme is just women, any women, or any that are shaggable anyway. This one falls into that catergory so if you want to see more of this big titted blonde then take a look here.

Candice from Canada. Adults Only

This twenty one year old babe from Canada is Candice. This great gallery is a perfect example of the sort you will find on Simply Upskirt.

G8 Sumit

Yes it's that time of year again, when the Gormless eight get together for their annual shindig. The time when eight of the worlds biggest liars, cheats, thieves, gangsters and con men take their wives and girlfriends on a free piss up.

Acompanied by a two thousand strong army of hangers on, cronies and security staff the gormless eight stay in luxury surroundings eating gormet food and drinking expensive wines, served by liveried slaves, while they discuss how to alleviate world poverty.

Cherie Blair is very popular at these little gatherings, due mainly to the fact that she has an enormous mouth. These world losers, sorry leaders, have the utmost respect for her ability to shovel food in at an alarming rate whilst defending an assylum seekers human right to take the piss out of the taxpayers.

However with eight of the biggest dicks in the world to contend with even her elongated mouth might struggle to cope. Still, she will soon get a rest. It's nearly time for the blair's annual freebie, sorry holiday. That's assuming she and her thief of a husband are not behind bars where they belong for selling peerages. We can but hope!

Simply Upskirt

Just another example of the sort of thing you get on Simply Upskirt.

So now you have an idea

so now you have an idea of what I have to do to get this site updated. I hope you all appreciate the torture I put myself through just to keep you happy. I've finished for the night now and I will leave you with this babe from Simply Legs. See the full gallery here.

Then this happens. Adults only

Just when I think I have everything under control this happens. I find a gallery like this and suddenly I have to make a big decision. What site should I put her on?

The problem is that she is a suitable candidate for all of the sites. She is a babe which qualifies her for Simply Babes. In some of the pics she shows her knickers up her skirt which qualifies her for Simply Upskirt. She is also wearing stockings and has a fair pair of legs so maybe she should go on Simply Legs? However she is also the type of bird I like so she could also end up on here.

Tonight you can decide. See all the pics here.

Also. Adults only

So now things start to get complicated because the second customised Rothmans of the session has just started to kick in and everything has become harder. Not only have I started to take longer looking at the pictiures my typing has started to get dyslecsic and my efficent system I have that allows me to update with the minimum of hassle has all been forgotten and everything takes twice as long.

But that is not all. I am also beginning to think of things to write about on this site and I also have to put at least one gallery on Simply Legs. Luckily tonight I can put the gallery on this page but usually I have to swith sites again and it all starts to become hard work. Anyway here is a bird in a pair of stockings. See all the pics here.

About now. Adults Only

On a typical update session on my sites after updating Simply babes for an hour I would start to look for pics for the other sites. This one would probably end up on Simply Upskirt. This site is for upskirt pics, birds flashing their kniclers, birds without their nickers, that sort of thing. It's got a mixture of amateurs and professionals and basically features pics like this amongst others. See this set of pics here.

Long Black Hair. Adults Only

This babe is on here purely because I love birds with long black hair. See her tits here.

Big boobs. Adults Only

On this site I don't tend to put pics of birds with plastic tits because they don't do anything for me. And this site is my hobby and is done for my pleasure. Simply Babes is different, I want to earn some money from it so I have to cater for those who like that sort of thing. So here is a bird with huge plastic tits. See all the pics here.

Fine pair. Adults Only

Just another naked bird showing off her charms. See all the pics here.

Hot brunette. Adults Only

God knows why I am doing this. Simply Babes gets five times as many viewers as this site so why am I putting all this top totty on here instead of on there? Aparty from being lazy that is. Anyway here is a quite nice brunette speading for you in this full gallery.

Another Cute Blonde. Adults Only

This is another cutie who would normally have ended up on Simply Babes but tonight gets to star on here. See this gorgeous blonde show all here in this full gallery.

Feeling so lazy. Adults Only

I'm feeling so lazy that I can't be bothered to keep flicking between my sites so everytime I find a bird tonight she will be on here. I will apologise in advance if this means we end up with too much crumpet on here but thats the way it goes. If you don't like it tell someone who gives a shit. So here is the lovely Kinga, who would normally have ended up on Simply Babes but instead has the honour of showing her body off on this wonderful site. See all the pics here.

I am trying

I am trying to update as often as possible but a combination of the hot weather and customising my Rothmans with go slower stripes has made it a bit difficult. For example I am here now, all ready to set the world to rights, show some horny crumptet and dazzle you with my wit but I don't know how long I will last before falling asleep. So if you are reading this, do me a favour and wake me up.

Rooney refuses to accept apology form Ronaldo

Ronaldo makes it up to Rooney

Sadam Hussein Sentenced.

A verdict has been reached in the trial of Sadam Hussain.
The judge passing sentence informed the prisoner, we have both good and
bad news.

Sadam said, "well I'll take the bad news first"

"Ok" replied the judge

"You have been sentenced to death by firing squad"

"What on earth then is the good news" was Sadam's reply

"Well those taking the shots will be Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher"

Lia and a Mercedes. Adults Only

This gorgeous nineteen year old blonde posing in the red dress next to the silver Merc is the very lovely Lia. Lust over the full set of photo's here.

Sultry babe. Adults Only

This lovely brunette with the very nice pair of tits is Shana. See all the pics here.

Blonde Cutie Zia. Adults Only

This blonde babe in the very short dress is Zia. Have a good look at her hot body here.

Anther bird with a car. Adults only

here is another bird, another car and a huge pair of tits! See all the pics here.

A babe and a car. Adults only.

here is something we haven't had for a while, a babe and a car. Yes, just a set of pics showing a half naked babe draped allover a car. Take a look here.

Hose pipe ban. Adults Only

despite the water companies earning record profits they still haven't bothered to do anything about the amount of water they waste so once again the public suffer and we end up with hose pipe bans all over the country. Well here is one way round it. get a hot babe like Jennifer to wash your car for you. Click here to see what a good job she does.