One of the hottest things on the Internet is amateurs getting dirty in front of the camera. And I cannot believe how many English slappers there are willing to get their kit off and spread their legs for a few quid. Here is a perfect example.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
English Slapper. Adults Only
One of the hottest things on the Internet is amateurs getting dirty in front of the camera. And I cannot believe how many English slappers there are willing to get their kit off and spread their legs for a few quid. Here is a perfect example.
Hot bike, hot bird. Adults Only
Here we have Raven Riley again, this time draped all over a fantastic looking bike. Mind the paint! See more of the bike, and Raven, here in the full gallery.
Keeping Healthy. Adults Only
Raven Riley has been taking the advice of her local five a day consultant, employed by you the tax payer, and is making sure she gets her daily ration of fruit and veg. Unfortunately she was educatd under Billy Liars anything except education system and she got a little confused by the instructions. See the adults only result here.
It was my fault! Adults Only
Well apparantly the reason that he forgot his camera was my fault because I didn't remind him! That's a bit like the milkman going to work without any milk blaming the depot for not reminding him to take it!
Hopefully one day I am going to have some pics of this giy's bike on here. he has spent a lot of time changing it and it looks quite good. All he has to do is remember to take some photo's! And if he could arrange for the lovely Carla to come and drape herself across it then that would be cool.
In fact I might then be tempted to take the pics for him. Anyway, here is Carla.
Stock car racing
Sunday evening I went to Wimbledon for the first time in ages to see some Stock Car Racing. It was great, hadn't been for ages and had fogotten just what those Formula 1 stock cats sounded and felt like when half a dozen of them floored those big V8's coming out of a corner.
And they now have a couple of fit young birds in mini dresses going around on the pace car to keep you entertained between races! Unfortunately they kept putting some blokes in overalls carrying crash helmets in the pace car with them. Don't know what that was about but they didn't spoil the view too much.
Unfortunately the site camera man forgot his camera so I don't have any pics! But we should be going again real soon so you can expect some eventually. I can't even steal any from the Spedeworth site as they are all protected and I can't get them!
Anyway, assuming the site's photographer lays off the Moroccan Marlboro's long enough to pick up his camera I will have some for you next time.
And they now have a couple of fit young birds in mini dresses going around on the pace car to keep you entertained between races! Unfortunately they kept putting some blokes in overalls carrying crash helmets in the pace car with them. Don't know what that was about but they didn't spoil the view too much.
Unfortunately the site camera man forgot his camera so I don't have any pics! But we should be going again real soon so you can expect some eventually. I can't even steal any from the Spedeworth site as they are all protected and I can't get them!
Anyway, assuming the site's photographer lays off the Moroccan Marlboro's long enough to pick up his camera I will have some for you next time.
Half the effort. Adults Only
Doing away with the theme of the month has really made things easier for me. I just see a gallery that either I like or I think that you might like and put it on. And i know that three quarters of the hetrosexual male part of the world would love to have two birds at the same time. I also know that almost half of the women in the world fantasise about other birds. So I am pretty safe putting up a gallery of two page three girls together. So here they are.
Christmas is coming! Adults Only
Yes it's the end of august so shops everywhere are getting ready for Christmas! Some of them in London even put their Christmas displays up at the beginning of August.
Now I usually hate all this but not anymore. Because apparantly some muslims get offended by us, their hosts, celebrating our religion in our own country. Which means that everyday from now until January they will be upset. Which is fine by me!
Just knowing that Christmas is going to be offending these people makes it all the more special to me. So here are some Christmas crackers for you.
No more stripper of the day. Adults Only
Well the video on the stripper of the day has gone from 6 minuyes down to about 50 seconds, which means it's not worth watching anymore. So I have removed it and instead whenever i come across a set of pictures of a bird stripping I will post them. This one is an amateur stripping out of her nirses uniform. she isn't anything special, a bit rough actually but after a few pints and if I took my glasses off she would have a chance. See the pics here.
When we go to Corfu. Adults Only
Well if you have been keeping up to date you will know that I am off to Corfu in October. And we are going to hire a boat on a couple of days. We have a choice, a 5hp 2 seater or a 10hp 4 seater.
Now the friend I am going with is a bit of a porker. No, lets get it right, he's a fat bloke. So the two seater will be out of the question. So it will have to be the 4 seater which will break his heart as it's an extra tenner a day each!
But at least with two spare seats if there are any birds about who fancy a cruise we will be able to oblige.
Now the boat we hire will not be like this one. And I can guarantee that you wont want to see anything that two middle aged unfit ex bikers out of their nuts on Jamaican Woodbines can pull. They won't look like this! But this photo set will give you the general idea of what might happen.
Septembers Theme. Adults Only
Every month I have picked a theme and shown babes on here who fit that theme. But I have decided not to anymore. I have decide that I will just put up any bird that takes my fancy. So Septembers theme is that there isn't one!
Of course there is always the possibilty I might change my mind when the last Supercharged Superking wears off but I doubt it. It's quite a bit of effort deciding a theme and finding birds to fit the theme. And all you want to see anyway is fit birds. I know that because my sites that feature just birds and nothing else get three times as many visitors as this one!
So here is the first bird in the new theme free era. A tasty brunette called Jana who I think is gorgeous. If you don't then tough. It's my site! See all the pics here.
Mirta keeps cool. Adults Only
This very fit brunette is Mirta. She is keeping cool in the sun by lying naked on a sun bed in the middle of a pool. She will probably be the last of this months theme girls. It's September in two days so I will be moving on to next months theme sometime today. Not sure what it will be yet, depends on what happens when I finish customising the next Rothman Royal. Anyway here is Mirta naked, enjoy!
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Just another blonde. Adults Only
Here we have just another blonde doing her best to keep cool in the heat. See the rest of her hot body here.
Beach Babe. Adults Only
Continuing this months theme of babes getting their kit off outside we have the lovely Tasha posing on the beach. See all the pics here.
Saturday, August 26, 2006
A Riddle
According to the government the tax on pertrol is so high to ptotect the environment and lower pollution.
According to the scientists, petrol companies and even the government itself Super Unleaded petrol produces 10% less and gives better fuel consumption.
According to the car manufacturers Super Uleade can be used in any petrol engine, prolongs the life of the engine, gives better fuel consumption and allows the engine to run 10% cleaner.
So do you tax it at the same level as normal petrol and make it too expensive to use, as Gordon Brown does?
Or do you reduce the tax so it is 25p a litre cheaper than unleaded so everbody uses it and pollution from cars drops 10%?
I guess it depends on if you are trying to reduce pollution or just trying to raise as much tax as possible.
According to the scientists, petrol companies and even the government itself Super Unleaded petrol produces 10% less and gives better fuel consumption.
According to the car manufacturers Super Uleade can be used in any petrol engine, prolongs the life of the engine, gives better fuel consumption and allows the engine to run 10% cleaner.
So do you tax it at the same level as normal petrol and make it too expensive to use, as Gordon Brown does?
Or do you reduce the tax so it is 25p a litre cheaper than unleaded so everbody uses it and pollution from cars drops 10%?
I guess it depends on if you are trying to reduce pollution or just trying to raise as much tax as possible.
Here for a reason.
These pics of the old cars are here for a very good reason. But for the life of me I cannot remember what it is! A few days back I saved them to my PC. For a reason. It must have been, I wouldn't have done it otherwise.
Now the only reason I ever save pics to my hard drive is to put on here. So as I said, there must be a good reason why they are on here. If I ever remember what it is I will let you know. Enjoy the pics.
What happened to the weather? Adults Only
So what happened to our heatwave? In July every newspaper was full of warnings about how our climate had changed and that the heatwave would last until October and we would all die of skin cancer. Now everything is back to normal.
Basically that is because global warming is a myth, just an excuse for tree huggers and other enviromental lunatics to impose their will on the rest of us and try to make us feel guilty because we actually have something that they don't. A life.
Here is a tree hugger.
The Saturday Show. Adults Only
OK, looks like we might have ouselves a bit of a Saturday show happening. I am home alone, having a beer and can't be bothered to play games. I have also just smoked a couple of Rothmans that had been imorted from Jamaica and for some reason I am feeling a little light headed. Now if you are a regular visitor you should know the score by now. You find the first post, in this case this one, and work your way up.
If you havent been here before then why not? What's your problem? Why are you late? Anyway here is a bird with a melon. See her eat it here.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Off to Corfu. Adults Only
Finally I am getting a holiday! The first week of October I am off to Corfu for a well deserved week of walking around in the sun letching at the crumpet! Hopefully there will be plenty of fit babes to lust over and leave me wishing I was twenty years younger. Something like this would do nicely! See all the pics here.
Anna. Adults Only
Here we have another hot nineteen year old revealing her charms in a great set of outdoor photo's. This hottie is Anna and this photo set is exclusive to PMT for Men! Take a look at this babe getting her kit off just for you by clicking here.
Haley. Adults Only
Continuing with this months theme we have Haley posing in the garden. See the rest of her pics and more of her lovely body here in the full gallery.
Simply Gorgeous. Adults Only
This babe is on here for one reason only. Because she is simply gorgeous. pretty face, nice smile and a fantastic body. Do yourself a bif favour and take a look at her full gallery. You will not be dissapointed.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Presents for the teacher
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
Female hormones in beer
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
The Wedding Night
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
An old woman has a baby
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."
Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says, "When the baby cries."
So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."
Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says, "When the baby cries."
So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."
Buying Condoms
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
Bill gates takes a plane ride
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, The Dali Lama, and a hippie.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
Bill and the Pearly gates
Bill Gates dies and is at the pearly gates talking with Saint Peter. Saint Peter says, "Bill, you've done some wonderful things in your life and have earned the right to choose where you'll spend the rest of eternity. You can choose between Heaven or Hell, but choose wisely."
Bill looks over Saint Peter's shoulder between the pearly gates and sees nothing but a lush green meadow. Deciding to heed Saint Peter's words, Bill asks if he could take a look at Hell. Saint Peter agrees and sends Bill to Hell.
The Devil greets Bill at the gates of Hell and he is immediately taken aback. Much to his surprise, there's one heck of a party going on. People are dancing, the alcohol is flowing, music is non-stop and everyone is having a blast.
Bill returns to Heaven to again discuss his decision with Saint Peter. He again looks over Saint Peter's shoulder and sees only a lush green meadow. Bill says to Saint Peter, "I've put a lot of thought into this decision and it may sound foolish, but I'd like to spend the rest of eternity in Hell." Saint Peter fulfills Bill's request and returns him to Hell.
When Bill gets back to Hell there's been a big change. People are writhing in agony, flames are burning, moans of pain and despair are everywhere. Bill, being quite shocked at the sight asks the Devil, "What happened?? I was just down here a little while ago and everyone was having a great time!"
The Devil says, "Oh that... That was just the demo!"
Bill looks over Saint Peter's shoulder between the pearly gates and sees nothing but a lush green meadow. Deciding to heed Saint Peter's words, Bill asks if he could take a look at Hell. Saint Peter agrees and sends Bill to Hell.
The Devil greets Bill at the gates of Hell and he is immediately taken aback. Much to his surprise, there's one heck of a party going on. People are dancing, the alcohol is flowing, music is non-stop and everyone is having a blast.
Bill returns to Heaven to again discuss his decision with Saint Peter. He again looks over Saint Peter's shoulder and sees only a lush green meadow. Bill says to Saint Peter, "I've put a lot of thought into this decision and it may sound foolish, but I'd like to spend the rest of eternity in Hell." Saint Peter fulfills Bill's request and returns him to Hell.
When Bill gets back to Hell there's been a big change. People are writhing in agony, flames are burning, moans of pain and despair are everywhere. Bill, being quite shocked at the sight asks the Devil, "What happened?? I was just down here a little while ago and everyone was having a great time!"
The Devil says, "Oh that... That was just the demo!"
The Sultan
The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then,when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries.
Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western Movies.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy,I would like a cowboy outfit." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him Microsoft.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries.
Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western Movies.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy,I would like a cowboy outfit." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him Microsoft.
Intelligent Car Radio
A lady bought a new £100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.
She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "country," and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "rock 'n' roll;" the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving.
A few streets from her house, another driver jumped a red light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, "Asshole!"
...The radio cut over to Tony Blairs latest press conference.
Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.
She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "country," and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "rock 'n' roll;" the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving.
A few streets from her house, another driver jumped a red light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, "Asshole!"
...The radio cut over to Tony Blairs latest press conference.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
An Israli's View
Well, we’ve lost. A cease-fire will be put in place on Monday that
a) does not get us our kidnapped soldiers back;
b) will give Hezbollah the opportunity to rearm in comfort, thus rendering the losses suffered by the IDF up to this point horribly meaningless;
c) will prevent us from defending ourselves without being heaped with condemnation;
d) formally legitimizes Hezbollah as an actor on the world stage (their responsibility for the mass murder of over 200 US Marines at their barracks in Beirut in 1983 has apparently been forgiven and forgotten); and
e) — and on this one I don’t think I can find words adequate to describe my sense of doom — assigns the responsibility for assessing compliance or noncompliance with the terms of the cease-fire to Kofi Annan. Maybe we should all just march into the sea now and get it over with.
a) does not get us our kidnapped soldiers back;
b) will give Hezbollah the opportunity to rearm in comfort, thus rendering the losses suffered by the IDF up to this point horribly meaningless;
c) will prevent us from defending ourselves without being heaped with condemnation;
d) formally legitimizes Hezbollah as an actor on the world stage (their responsibility for the mass murder of over 200 US Marines at their barracks in Beirut in 1983 has apparently been forgiven and forgotten); and
e) — and on this one I don’t think I can find words adequate to describe my sense of doom — assigns the responsibility for assessing compliance or noncompliance with the terms of the cease-fire to Kofi Annan. Maybe we should all just march into the sea now and get it over with.
Respect
For any of you new readers who are wondering about my use of capital letters let me explain. Using a capital letter is in many cases considered a mark of respect.
In my opinion the islamic religion is nothing more than a heathen cult and therefore I will not use a capital letter for the word islam or for the word muslim. I will also not use a capital letter for prime minister all the time that the lying, thieving, cheating con man we have in that position continues to hold office and line his pockets at our expense.
Hope that makes it clear.
In my opinion the islamic religion is nothing more than a heathen cult and therefore I will not use a capital letter for the word islam or for the word muslim. I will also not use a capital letter for prime minister all the time that the lying, thieving, cheating con man we have in that position continues to hold office and line his pockets at our expense.
Hope that makes it clear.
Only a minority?
One of the big lies peddled by our politicians and the press is that the vast majority of muslims are peace loving and only want to live amongst us peacefully. This was exposed as the lie it is by a program on channel 4 this week called What muslims want.
Leaving aside the obvious question, when is somebody going to ask "What Englishmen want?" this program surveyed a huge amount of muslims across the country on a number of matters.
what did they find? Well 50% of these "peace loving people" think that 9/11 wasn't done by the muslims but was done by the Americans and the British to make islam look bad! One third of under 24's think that the bombings in London last year were justified. If you just take the amount of these people here legally and ignore the 500,000 illegal muslims in this country that amounts to about a quarter of a million people living here who think it is right to blow us up because they don't agree with our views!
Basically this program made it clear what a huge amount of these muslims want. They do not want to intergrate, they want us to all conform to their warped perverted way of life and heathen religion and will stop at nothing to try and get their way.
The politicians tell us that it is a tiny minority that are causing the problems yet a quarter of these people, 25%, want us all to live by under shia law. When you consider that in England we have a prime minister who was only voted for by 20% of English people then 25% can hardly be considered a small minoity.
Leaving aside the obvious question, when is somebody going to ask "What Englishmen want?" this program surveyed a huge amount of muslims across the country on a number of matters.
what did they find? Well 50% of these "peace loving people" think that 9/11 wasn't done by the muslims but was done by the Americans and the British to make islam look bad! One third of under 24's think that the bombings in London last year were justified. If you just take the amount of these people here legally and ignore the 500,000 illegal muslims in this country that amounts to about a quarter of a million people living here who think it is right to blow us up because they don't agree with our views!
Basically this program made it clear what a huge amount of these muslims want. They do not want to intergrate, they want us to all conform to their warped perverted way of life and heathen religion and will stop at nothing to try and get their way.
The politicians tell us that it is a tiny minority that are causing the problems yet a quarter of these people, 25%, want us all to live by under shia law. When you consider that in England we have a prime minister who was only voted for by 20% of English people then 25% can hardly be considered a small minoity.
Terrorists win again.
Thanks to the massive over reaction at British airports this week we have once more surrendered to the muslims and allowed the terrorists to beat us. The chaos at the airports and the huge press and media coverage once more made us look stupid and played straight into the hands of these filth.
There was absolutely no need for the crazy situation we had at the airports this week. Why were ordinary English people being subjected to such extreme security measures? We all know who it is trying to blow us up. Islamic fundamentalists. So why were they not targeting these people instead of making everybody suffer?
They were, and still are, searching policemen, firemen, airport security staff, children, babies, people that any idiot can tell are not terrorists. Why? Because they are paranoid about upsetting muslims by targeting them!
Then there are the ridiculous restrictions on what you can take as hand luggage. You cannot take a book or magazine through customs! How dangerous can the latest edition of Take a Break be? But of course once you pass through customs you can pay well over the odds for a book in one of the shops and take that with you.
If a book or magazine is considered dangerous on one side of customs then why is it not dangerous on the other side? Maybe because if it is purchased on the other side the airport makes more money?
Then when you come back into the country, unless you are coming from America, there are no restrictions on hand luggage. Everything is business as usual. So what is to stop a terrorist flying abroard, purchasing the household items they claim were going to be used, then blowing the plane up on the way back?
The truth is that most of this security was totally unnecessary. They could have targeted anybody who looked suspicious or was muslim or who was flying to or from a muslim country. But they would rather make us all suffer than risk upsetting the muslims. It is a complete and utter disgrace.
There was absolutely no need for the crazy situation we had at the airports this week. Why were ordinary English people being subjected to such extreme security measures? We all know who it is trying to blow us up. Islamic fundamentalists. So why were they not targeting these people instead of making everybody suffer?
They were, and still are, searching policemen, firemen, airport security staff, children, babies, people that any idiot can tell are not terrorists. Why? Because they are paranoid about upsetting muslims by targeting them!
Then there are the ridiculous restrictions on what you can take as hand luggage. You cannot take a book or magazine through customs! How dangerous can the latest edition of Take a Break be? But of course once you pass through customs you can pay well over the odds for a book in one of the shops and take that with you.
If a book or magazine is considered dangerous on one side of customs then why is it not dangerous on the other side? Maybe because if it is purchased on the other side the airport makes more money?
Then when you come back into the country, unless you are coming from America, there are no restrictions on hand luggage. Everything is business as usual. So what is to stop a terrorist flying abroard, purchasing the household items they claim were going to be used, then blowing the plane up on the way back?
The truth is that most of this security was totally unnecessary. They could have targeted anybody who looked suspicious or was muslim or who was flying to or from a muslim country. But they would rather make us all suffer than risk upsetting the muslims. It is a complete and utter disgrace.
Middle east in a nutshell.
Newspapers, politicians and every left winger in the country are falling over themselves to condemn Israel for defending itself against the scum attacking it. Here is something they would do well to consider before opening their mouths.
If the Arabs lay down their weapons there will be no more fighting.
If the Israelis lay down their weapons there will be no more Israel.
It is as simple as that.
If the Arabs lay down their weapons there will be no more fighting.
If the Israelis lay down their weapons there will be no more Israel.
It is as simple as that.
Alex outdoors. Adults Only
Here we have sexy secretary Alex slowing stripping off her clothes in an attempt to keep cool. See all of the photos here.
Charlie on a Hammock. Adults Only
This babe sitting astride the hammock is Charlie. To see much more of this Eastern European beauty click here.
Outdoor beauties. Adults Only
Just anothe slim brunette posing outdoors, this time in just a pair of boots. as a bonus one of her friends turns up to keep her company. See the full gallery here.
Joys of Summer. Adults Only
One of the joys of summer is being able to have a meal outdoors. Most people tend to have a barbeque but if you are feeling lazy you can opt for a takeaway. Just like this one!
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Cute outdoor blonde. Adults Only
Well I am very tired tonight so you will probably just have to put up with a few pics of some half naked women this week. I know you are going to miss my rants and that none of you actually come here to see the women but tough. So here is another half naked blonde spreading outdoors. See all the pics here.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Karen. Adults Only
Just another sexy blonde going out in the sun wearing next to nothing. Lust over her gorgeous body here.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Theme of the month. Adults only
Well it is now August so it's time for a new theme. Because of the weather the theme this month is the great outdoors. Yes this month I will be posting lots of pics of nubile women flashing their bits at us outdoors. Here is your starter for ten inches.
New Game Show comes to ITV
Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'. Today's
programme features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given away
hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our
sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now the fastest
growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport,
and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at
£180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone
buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry
companies or Eurostar.
No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do
is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.
Only this week 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown
Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local
law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
£200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of
thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain.
Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the
world famous Toddington Services area in historic Bedfordshire.
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to
phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of
lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It won't cost
you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the
ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France. Go straight to Britain. And
you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the
softest game on earth.
Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends. Everyone's a
winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.
programme features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given away
hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our
sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now the fastest
growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport,
and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at
£180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone
buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry
companies or Eurostar.
No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do
is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.
Only this week 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown
Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local
law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
£200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of
thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain.
Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the
world famous Toddington Services area in historic Bedfordshire.
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to
phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of
lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It won't cost
you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the
ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France. Go straight to Britain. And
you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the
softest game on earth.
Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends. Everyone's a
winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.
The next big scandal?
A report out today has listed the most dangerous drugs on sale in this country and alcohol turns out to be worse for both the individual and the society than tobacco, marijuana, LSD and ecstacy. Yet this government has gone out of it's way to make the purchase of alcohol, the 5th most dangerous drug, even easier.
So why is this? Anybody want to bet that the next big scandal concerns huge bribes paid to the Labour party by the big breweries?
So why is this? Anybody want to bet that the next big scandal concerns huge bribes paid to the Labour party by the big breweries?
Tony Blair goes jogging
Tony Blair got up one morning and decided to go jogging. He turned out of Downing Street, ran along Whitehall and when he got to Trafalgar square sees a prostitute standing there.
"Fifty Quid love" she shouts.
"I'll give you a fiver" he replies and muttering too herself about how tight he his she walks off.
Well Tony enjoys the exercise and starts to go out jogging every day. And everytime he gets to Trafalgar Sqaure the same prostitute is there.
"Fifty Quid love" she shouts.
"I'll give you a fiver" he replies and off she goes muttering to herself.
After a few weeks of this he talks Cherie into joining him on his morning jog. Off they go down Whitehall and when they get to Trafalgar square the prostitute is there.
"See what you get for a fiver" she shouts.
"Fifty Quid love" she shouts.
"I'll give you a fiver" he replies and muttering too herself about how tight he his she walks off.
Well Tony enjoys the exercise and starts to go out jogging every day. And everytime he gets to Trafalgar Sqaure the same prostitute is there.
"Fifty Quid love" she shouts.
"I'll give you a fiver" he replies and off she goes muttering to herself.
After a few weeks of this he talks Cherie into joining him on his morning jog. Off they go down Whitehall and when they get to Trafalgar square the prostitute is there.
"See what you get for a fiver" she shouts.
Corruption at the highest level
The lying cheating conman that eighty percent of English people didn't vote for yet claims to run our country is once again enjoying a freebie holiday with Sir Cliff Richard. When criticized for this in the past Billy Liar and his wife have always claimed that they were good friends of sir Cliff and there was nothing wrong with them accepting his hospitality.
Now it turns out that Sir Cliff is trying to get copyright laws in this country changed so that he can earn royalties on his music for 75 years rather than 50 years. And guess who has taken this up on his behalf? Yes, It's our corrupt Primeminister Billy Liar!
Just like the sale of honours this turns out to be illegal and Billy Liar now faces being investigated by the police on two accounts. How on Earth can anybody ever trust any Labour politician again when they seem happy to allow somebody as corrupt as this man to lead their party?
Now it turns out that Sir Cliff is trying to get copyright laws in this country changed so that he can earn royalties on his music for 75 years rather than 50 years. And guess who has taken this up on his behalf? Yes, It's our corrupt Primeminister Billy Liar!
Just like the sale of honours this turns out to be illegal and Billy Liar now faces being investigated by the police on two accounts. How on Earth can anybody ever trust any Labour politician again when they seem happy to allow somebody as corrupt as this man to lead their party?
Middle Eastern Crisis Part 1098
For as long as I can remember there has been one crisis after another in the middle east, usually involving Israel and one or other of the Arab dictatorships surrounding it.
Now personally I think that the creation of Israel at the end of the second world war was a mistake and should never have happened. But the fact is that Israel was created, does exist and 10 million people live there. And it's about time that the Arabs accepted that and got over it.
There is no way on Earth that America and it's allies are ever going to stand by and let the Arabs wipe out Israel. They will quite happily wipe out 500 million Arabs before they allow the Arabs to kill or displace 10 million Israelis.
The Arabs need to get their heads round this, accept Israel's existence and learn to live with it. Because until they do there will never ever be peace in the middle east.
Now personally I think that the creation of Israel at the end of the second world war was a mistake and should never have happened. But the fact is that Israel was created, does exist and 10 million people live there. And it's about time that the Arabs accepted that and got over it.
There is no way on Earth that America and it's allies are ever going to stand by and let the Arabs wipe out Israel. They will quite happily wipe out 500 million Arabs before they allow the Arabs to kill or displace 10 million Israelis.
The Arabs need to get their heads round this, accept Israel's existence and learn to live with it. Because until they do there will never ever be peace in the middle east.
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