Well this is Anna, on here because I know one of the regular visitors wants to see more of her. Can't say I blame him really, she is so pretty. See all the pics here.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Anna, by request. Adults Only
Well this is Anna, on here because I know one of the regular visitors wants to see more of her. Can't say I blame him really, she is so pretty. See all the pics here.
Babe of the week. Adults Only
Babe of the week for this week is the gorgeous nineteen year old Anna. See her in her full gallery here.
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Do you like big boobs?
Do you like big boobs? Personally I don't, I prefer a nice handful rather than big ones and plastic ones do nothing for me at all. However if you do like your tits bigger than the average then I have a treat for you. Our sister siyes all feature babes with big tits this week! So if you want to see more girls like Shelly, pictured here, flashing their huge knockers at you take a look at these sites.
Simply Babes
Simply Legs
Simply Upskirt
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Sienna Miller
Now to be perfectly honest I have never heard of this Sienna Miller bird. However she is one of the top five women searched for on the Internet this week and she is quite shaggable so I thought I would put some pics up anyway. These three photo's all come from Sexy Desktop, a great site for good quality photo's of famous birds.
Babe in Leather. Adults Only
I do like to see a babe in a black leather mini skirt. See this blonde in and out of this one in this gallery.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
If I had a boat. Adults Only
If I had a boat these four wouuld be welcome anytime, even if it was only so I could watch. See the full uncensored gallery here.
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Just a question
Whenever a black person is killed by white people in this country the newspaper headlines always, without fail, claim it is a racist attack. Yet when the white man was murdered by two black muggers just recently NOT ONE of these newspapers mentoined the possibility of it being racist.
This poses three questions. Are attacks on white people by blacks not considered racist? Are the newspapers only claiming race as a motive to sensationalise everything? Or, is it just another example of the discrimination that white, law abiding, citizens in the UK face everyday?
Answers in an e-mail please to Tony (Billy Liar) Blair, Ken (the minorities friend) Livingstone or Cherie (how much is in it for me) Blair. Don't bother with deputy PM John Prescot. He wouldn't understand. The airforce have missiles smarter than he is.
This poses three questions. Are attacks on white people by blacks not considered racist? Are the newspapers only claiming race as a motive to sensationalise everything? Or, is it just another example of the discrimination that white, law abiding, citizens in the UK face everyday?
Answers in an e-mail please to Tony (Billy Liar) Blair, Ken (the minorities friend) Livingstone or Cherie (how much is in it for me) Blair. Don't bother with deputy PM John Prescot. He wouldn't understand. The airforce have missiles smarter than he is.
Tara on a bike
Back when I first started this site one of the most searched for things on the Internet was Tara Reid's tits falling out at some party. I duly posted the pics and loads of people came and looked. Well apparantly she is still one of the ten most searched for birds on the Internet so in the interests of pulling more punters in I thought I would see if there are any new pics of her floating about. Well I didn't find anymore of her tits but I did find these ones of her posing on a bike. And in one of them she is flashing her panties. Just! So search engines are you ready? Tara Reid flashing her panties. See the pics here!
If Microsoft made cars
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.
In response to Mr. Gates' comments, General Motors issued the following press release (by Mr. Welch himself, the GM CEO).
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car 95" or a "Car NT". But then you'd have to buy more seats.
5. Amiga would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but it would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars go much slower.
7. The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
8. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many years.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas and all auto fluids but the packaging would be superb.
10. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
11. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
12. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
13. They wouldn't build their own engines, but form a cartel with their engine suppliers. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you could use Model-T Ford parts on it.
14. There would be an "Engium Pro" with bigger turbos, but it would be slower on most existing roads.
15. Microsoft cars would have a special radio/cassette player which would only be able to listen to Microsoft FM, and play Microsoft Cassettes. Unless of course, you buy the upgrade to use existing stuff.
16. Microsoft would do so well, because even though they don't own any roads, all of the road manufacturers would give away Microsoft cars free, including IBM!
17. If you still ran old versions of car (ie. CarDOS 6.22/CarWIN 3.11), then you would be called old fashioned, but you would be able to drive much faster, and on more roads!
18. If you couldn't afford to buy a new car, then you could just borrow your friends, and then copy it.
19. Whenever you bought a car, you would have to reorganise the ignition for a few days before it worked.
20. You would need to buy an upgrade to run cars on a motorway next to each other.
21) You'd press the "start" button to s
In response to Mr. Gates' comments, General Motors issued the following press release (by Mr. Welch himself, the GM CEO).
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car 95" or a "Car NT". But then you'd have to buy more seats.
5. Amiga would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but it would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars go much slower.
7. The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
8. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many years.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas and all auto fluids but the packaging would be superb.
10. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
11. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
12. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
13. They wouldn't build their own engines, but form a cartel with their engine suppliers. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you could use Model-T Ford parts on it.
14. There would be an "Engium Pro" with bigger turbos, but it would be slower on most existing roads.
15. Microsoft cars would have a special radio/cassette player which would only be able to listen to Microsoft FM, and play Microsoft Cassettes. Unless of course, you buy the upgrade to use existing stuff.
16. Microsoft would do so well, because even though they don't own any roads, all of the road manufacturers would give away Microsoft cars free, including IBM!
17. If you still ran old versions of car (ie. CarDOS 6.22/CarWIN 3.11), then you would be called old fashioned, but you would be able to drive much faster, and on more roads!
18. If you couldn't afford to buy a new car, then you could just borrow your friends, and then copy it.
19. Whenever you bought a car, you would have to reorganise the ignition for a few days before it worked.
20. You would need to buy an upgrade to run cars on a motorway next to each other.
21) You'd press the "start" button to s
Hard at it
I have been hard at it for the last four hours now, updating all of my sites, slaving through hundreds of photo galleries of naked and half naked women, discarding the mingers, making sure you see only the best. Simply Babes has ten new galleries for you. That's right TEN full photo sets of some of the finest babes on the planet, including the two babes pictured above. After all my hard work the least you could do is take a look. Simply Babes. Simply the finest babes on the planet.
Babe of the week. Adults Only
I have decided to make the very horny Alison this weeks babe of the week. Not just because I'd love to shag her brains out but also because of the quality of her galleries. Click here to see what I mean.
Car Wash. Adults Only
This hot babe washing this car is slutty little eighteen year old Fiona. This babe is famous for hardly ever wearing any knickers, no matter how short her skirt. You can see the full gallery here and if you want more there are three galleries of her on Simply Upskirt.
A womans place. Adults Only
Now, as every man knows, a woman doesn't need a driving licence. After all there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom. Lets face it, thats the only two places they should be. So here we have a babe who would make the ideal wife( Washing. Ironing. F**king. Etc.) Not only in the kitchen but entertaining us while the food cooks. Full gallery here.
Blonde and Brunette. Adults Only
Well this is just another excuse to show a couple of hot birds getting there kit off. No reason, other than I like them. See these two gorgeous Eastern European babes reveal all their charms in this great set of pics.
I usually hate cyclists! Adults Only
Now I freely admit that I usually hate pushbikes and cyclists. They ride on the pavement, never obey traffic regulations, don't have insurance so when they damage your car there is nothing you can do and I deeply resent having the huge amounts of tax I pay on fuel being used to give these people their own lane. However there is a simple solution. Ban men from riding bikes and make all the fit young birds ride dressed like this. See the full gallery here.
Steam Engine. Adults Only
For all you railway buffs out there here we have a perfect example of an Eastern European steam engine. And two perfect examples of hot Eastern European babes. Take a look at these great pics here.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Eva Longoria
This is another Golden Globe nominee, Eva Longoria. Apparantly she stars in some TV program, Desperate Housewives or something. Anyway her globes are not quite as big as those of Rachel Weisz and I can't find any pics of Eva topless. But here are a couple of pics anyway.
Rachel Weisz and her Golden Globes
Apparantly Rachel Weisz won an award for her Golden Globes this week. One of my colleagues was trying to tell me that the award was a Golden Globe and it was for her acting. He nearly had me fooled until I remembered her performance in Mummy 2. Anyway, here she is topless so you can judge her globes for yourselves.
Nice Bike. Adults Only
Here we have a great bike adorned by a babe in a white bikini. Until she removes it that is. To see more of the bike, and more of Lexi, click here.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Sweet young thing. Adults Only
Now this sweet eighteen year old blonde's gallery was originally published on Simply Upskirt. But she is so horny I just had to feature her on here as well. It's not just her gorgeous body but also this photo set is high quality and large size. Give your eyes a treat and click here.
Monday, January 16, 2006
Sunday, January 15, 2006
I used to be proud to be English
Like a lot of English people I used to feel lucky to live in this country and used to feel proud to be English. Not any more. Since Billy Liar and his New Taxes party have been in power I have had to watch while this country and all it stood for has been destroyed.
This government has all but given up on border controls, allowing criminals from all over the world to come in and ply their trade. Drug dealers, terrorists, child molesters, people smugglers, they have all been welcomed with open arms.
We used to have free speach. Not any more. Well not if you are English or a Christian anyway. Just recently an elderly couple were interviewed by the police because they spoke out against homosexuality. A woman was arrested after saying she didn't agree with gays adopting children. Another woman was arrested and fined for standing by the war memorial in Whitehall and reciting the names of the soldiers killed in the Iraq war.
Anybody daring to critisise the governments assylum policy is branded a racist and they have even brought in new laws to stop people critisising Islam. In the meantime, in mosques throughout the country, Islamic leaders preach their messages of hate while the police protect them. The mayor of London is anti-semetic and a supporter of palestinian terrorism, as is the PM's wife Cherie.
Our schools teach children all about alternative lifestyles yet fail to teach the kids about marriage. Drunken yobs roam the streets at night terrorising anybody who gets in their way and rather than do anything about it our government actually makes alcohol easier to obtain by introducing 24 hour drinking.
Violent criminals walk the streets because when our police let up in their war against motorists long enough to actually catch criminals the judges let them go again. This government should be ashamed of itself.
This government has all but given up on border controls, allowing criminals from all over the world to come in and ply their trade. Drug dealers, terrorists, child molesters, people smugglers, they have all been welcomed with open arms.
We used to have free speach. Not any more. Well not if you are English or a Christian anyway. Just recently an elderly couple were interviewed by the police because they spoke out against homosexuality. A woman was arrested after saying she didn't agree with gays adopting children. Another woman was arrested and fined for standing by the war memorial in Whitehall and reciting the names of the soldiers killed in the Iraq war.
Anybody daring to critisise the governments assylum policy is branded a racist and they have even brought in new laws to stop people critisising Islam. In the meantime, in mosques throughout the country, Islamic leaders preach their messages of hate while the police protect them. The mayor of London is anti-semetic and a supporter of palestinian terrorism, as is the PM's wife Cherie.
Our schools teach children all about alternative lifestyles yet fail to teach the kids about marriage. Drunken yobs roam the streets at night terrorising anybody who gets in their way and rather than do anything about it our government actually makes alcohol easier to obtain by introducing 24 hour drinking.
Violent criminals walk the streets because when our police let up in their war against motorists long enough to actually catch criminals the judges let them go again. This government should be ashamed of itself.
Minger of the month
Here we have our new section, Minger of the Month, where we feature a woman who his either just plain ugly or so obnoxious that any man in his right mind wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. This month's winner qualifies on both counts, and as we all already know, her husband is not in his right mind. Yes it is the most obnoxious woman in the country, president blairs wife, Cherie.
This sad sorry excuse for a human being last year charged a childrens charity in Australia £100,000 to speak at a charity event, meaning the charity got next to nothing. The only reason we have the human rights act, the one that allows criminals to take the piss out of the rest of us, is because Billy Liar (aka Tony Blair) introduced it so she could earn money from it.
She routinely pockets huge chunks of legal aid money to defend failed assylum seekers facing deportation, she fully supports Palestinian suicide bombers, she uses her status as Billy Liars wife to promote her own interests and all in all is a thouroughly repugnant person. In any just society she would have faced prosecution over the dodgy dealings involving the purchase of a flat for her son yet in Billy Liar and the New Taxes Party's England she is allowed to get away with it and actually works as a judge!
While I am on the subject, just a note for all you Americans reading this. Despite what your papers say and the way she promotes herself she is not our first lady. Far from it. We only have one first lady, The Queen.
On top of all her other failings this nasty woman also happens to be plain sodding ugly. Meet Cherie Blair, our first Minger of the Month.
Keeley Hazell
You might have read in the papers that West Ham reject Joe Cole got himself a good hiding over a page three bird last week. Rumours that the Russiam Mafia man now running Chelsea have ordered a hit on the guy who did it have not been confirmed but if I was him I would be very very worried. Anyway the tart all the fuss was about is the over endowed page three girl Keeley Hazell. Now considering the amount of money Joe Cole has he has plenty of birds willing to spread their legs for him. So why get in a fight over this slapper? Ok she's not bad and I wouldn't turn it down but I don't have his money. Anyway here she is in the flesh.
Simply Gorgeous.
This amateur English hottie is called Ellie and she is just one of the many amateur English babe featured in the fantastic free site Simply Gorgeous. Despite the name it isn't one of our simply sites but is still very very good, featuring hot English babes getting their kit off. Most of the babes on this site are complete amateurs and have never been seen on the web before. Visit Simply Gorgeous now and take a look at the great models they have. A must see site.
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Babe of the week. Adults Only
From now on, every week we will fearure a babe of the week. This week it is nineteen year old Lia. See her great photo's in this hot gallery here.
Charlotte Church
Apparantly Charlotte Church is still one of the most searched for babes on the Internrt. So here is a photo for you to save you all that searching. Once more it comes from the excellent UK Babes.
Chantelle Houghton
Here is another Big Brother Babe. The fake celebrity Chantelle Houghton. Apparantly Jodie Marsh fancied getting into her knickers. After seeing these pics I can't say I blame her. Anyway here she is topless and in a short denim mini skirt. Once again the pics are from UK Babes.
Jodie Marsh
With all the interest in Celebrity Big Brother I figured it was time to put some pics of the babes on this show on the site. So here is Jodie Marsh. This pic came from a great site called UK Babes. This site has hundreds of pics of English babes and babes from all over the world. If you like hot tottie the go take a look now.
Sweet Kandi. Adults Only
This eighteen year old babe is on here for one reason only. I like her. See more of her fit body in this full gallery.
Be prepared. Adults Only
Just a reminder to get your car checked out thouroughly before you go out in the snow. Or a recruitment advert for the AA maybe? See what happens when this babe breaks down in this full gallery.
Two babes and a bike. Adults Only
Not really into these motocross bikes myself. But the two babes are hot. Take a look at all the pics here in the full gallery.
Monday, January 09, 2006
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