Minger of the month

Here we have our new section, Minger of the Month, where we feature a woman who his either just plain ugly or so obnoxious that any man in his right mind wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. This month's winner qualifies on both counts, and as we all already know, her husband is not in his right mind. Yes it is the most obnoxious woman in the country, president blairs wife, Cherie.

This sad sorry excuse for a human being last year charged a childrens charity in Australia £100,000 to speak at a charity event, meaning the charity got next to nothing. The only reason we have the human rights act, the one that allows criminals to take the piss out of the rest of us, is because Billy Liar (aka Tony Blair) introduced it so she could earn money from it.

She routinely pockets huge chunks of legal aid money to defend failed assylum seekers facing deportation, she fully supports Palestinian suicide bombers, she uses her status as Billy Liars wife to promote her own interests and all in all is a thouroughly repugnant person. In any just society she would have faced prosecution over the dodgy dealings involving the purchase of a flat for her son yet in Billy Liar and the New Taxes Party's England she is allowed to get away with it and actually works as a judge!

While I am on the subject, just a note for all you Americans reading this. Despite what your papers say and the way she promotes herself she is not our first lady. Far from it. We only have one first lady, The Queen.

On top of all her other failings this nasty woman also happens to be plain sodding ugly. Meet Cherie Blair, our first Minger of the Month.