Thursday, November 30, 2006

Britney Spears upskirt knickerless


The newspapers have been full of pics of Britney Spears out with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, sitting in the back of a car and flashing her gash in some knickerless upskirt shots. Of course they were all censored.

Here is the first of the uncensored ones, just for you! So here we have Britney spears with no knickers, flashing her minge at you in the back of a car. Yes that's right, Britney Spears with no panties in uncensored pics.

The rest of the pics will follow at the weekend so don't forget to come back.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Jana. Adults Only


This brunette with the long dark hair is Jana. she is on here purely and simply because I like birds with long dark hair. See the rest of her here.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

And finally. Adults Only


And finally this morning, just for those of you missing your regular dose of crumpet because I haven't been updating (hello Ivan) here is eighteen year old blonde Rachel teasing you in this outoor set. Enjoy all the pics here.

Four weeks until Christmas. Adults Only


Yes it is only four weeks until Christmas and here we have a novel gift idea. I would love to wake up and find this under my christmas tree. I think it would be the fastest I had ever unwrapped a present. See all the pics here.

Junkie flashing


This bird I do know. She is celebrity junkie Kate Moss, famous mainly for the amount of cocaine she can snort in one go. So, especially for all you sad lonely people out there here is Kate Moss without her kncickers, Kate Moss flashing her gash in a knickerless upskirt pic.

Bianca Gascoigne Knickerless.


Yes it's that time again where I feature some bird I have nver heard of flashing her gash just so I can attract some of those sad gits who sit on the internet trying to find pics of celebrities flashing their bits.

So here we have Bianca Gascoigne in a car flashing her gash at anyone who cares to look.

Peaches. Adults Only


This hot brunette goes by the name of Peaches. And she is a bit of a peach as well. To see more of her then take a look here. You can supply your own cream.

Is this the sickest joke ever?

Is this the sickest joke ever? My thanks to Lorraine for this one.

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they
saw two teenagers having s*x on a bench. The little girl says
"Mommy what are they doing?"

The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm..... they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having. s*x.
Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?"

And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making
cakes in the living room last night, eh?"

Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

Some honest advertising!


Going green. Adults Only


Apparantly we now all have to do our bit to save the environment because, depending on which expert you listen to, we are going to have either global warming or a new ice age. So I thought I would do my bit to help.

So instead of a fit bird draped all over a motorbike or car here we have a fit bird draped all over a pushbike.

Little things like this will help reverse the rising tempretures, half a degree in the last century, 0.1 of a degree since acurate records have been taken! So come on everybody, help reverse global warming by clicking here and watching Misha get her kit off. And don't forget to recycle your tissues!

Pretty Blonde. Adults Only


here we have a pretty blonde babe. To see her remove all her clothes and spread for you just click here.

Emma Bunton wants a baby.


According to one of yesterdays newspapers, former baby spice and strictly come dancing star Emma Bunton wants a baby. I have e-mailed her fan site telling her that anytime she wants to come and get a sperm donation she is welcome.

Christmas Present


Christmas presents are always tricky things to buy. Here is the ideal gift for any man who lives with a woman.

The new muslim veil


Here we have the new muslim veil which will be the only one allowed to be worn in my house!

Friday, November 17, 2006

So now we know. Adults Only


If there was ever any doubt that the congestion charge in London was nothing more than a tax then now we know the truth. It is a tax, pure and simple.

The original idea of it was to cut the amount of cars driving through London, hence the name congestion charge. To some extent it worked. The poor could no longer afford to drive in London leaving the roads a little bit clearer for the rich.

But not content with fleecing motorists for £8 evertime they drive into our capital city, on roads they have already paid for many times over anyway, he now wants to raise it even higher. But only if you drive the wrong type of car!

Basicaly people driving higher polluting cars will pay more, as much as £25! The reason for this, according to Barmy ken, the minorities friend, is to force people to drive less poluting cars.

So suddenly, the congestion charge has changed from a device to stop cars from going into London to a tool to try and force us all to go green. He no longer cares how many cars go through London, as long as they are environmently friendly!

Which means it is no longer a congestion charge but is now a pollution tax! I just hope that there are enough of us driving the wrong type of cars who decide he is the wrong type of mayor and kick him out. The man is a total prat!

His idea doesn't even work! It is completely nonsensicle and will actually cause more pollution! Why? This is why.

Take a journey from Richmond Surrey to Basildon Essex. It is about 45 miles going through London and in a 2.3 litre car costs two gallon of fuel plus £8 charge, about £17 in total. You can go around London and do about 60-65 miles and use another £4 of fuel and not pay the charge, saving £4. Because it is easier to go trhough the middle and the difference is only £4 a lot of people still go through the middle. Raise that charge to £25, so the difference is £21 and everbody will go around the outside.

Great, everyone thinks, it has done what it is supposed to do, cut the cars going through London. Except that now that is not what it is for, it is now supposed to be to cut pollution.

So how does hundreds of thousands of motorists scurting London, driving an extra twenty miles and using an extra gallon of petrol each cut pollution exactly?

Okay the pollution wont be in central London and the minorities holding their parties in Trafalgar square will have cleaner air to breathe. But what about the millions of people around the outskirts of London who will see polution rise by up to 33%, see even more traffic on their already congested roads and have their kids killed and injured in this extra traffic?

His answer to this? Well they can intorduce a congestion charge!

This charge is now nothing but another tax, a nasty one that hits the driver of older cars, the poor, while allowing those who can afford it to buy the latest cleanest car and pay very little. It is typical of the way socialists and communists work. Keep the poor as poor as possible, that way they are easier to control!

Here is Jade flashing her bits at you.

Lucina. Adults Only


Now I know that some of you don't just come here for the naked women but like to read my little rants about the crap that goes on in this country. And I would really like to oblige but where do I start?

Well first the good news. The farcial trial of the BNP leader is over and guess what? He and his party member were found not guilty again! Now there is a surprise. You see they tried to prosecute him for inciting racial hatred when he was actually giving his opinion about the islamic cult.

He said that islam is a wicked evil religion. That is his opinion and, as the courts have just ruled, he is entitled to it. You see the deranged lunatics who follow the brutal opressive cult of islam are from all nationalities and are of all colours, black white and brown. So how on earth was he prosecuted in the first place?

The answer is quite simple. He told the truth and under Billy Liars dictatorship telling the truth is actually considered a crime.

And what was the New Taxes party's response to the not guilty verdict? They want to bring in yet another law to stop people telling the truth about islam, basically change the laws until they get the verdict they want.

Well before they do here is my opinion of islam and it's followers. It is nothing more than a religous cult that uses violence and threats of violence to try and get everybody to bend to it's will. It's followers, muslims, are nothing more than deranged imbeciles who have no place in any decent society.

No Christian country should ever allow any muslim, of whatever colour or race across it's borders. Any country that does is just asking for trouble.

I stress again, this is my opinion, and as the courts have just ruled, I am entitled to it. At least for the time being anyway.

Here is a babe getting naked for you.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Sorry for the delay. Adults Only


Well sorry for the delay in updating the site lately, I have been a bit busy and just haven't seemes to manage to get around to it. Hopefully there should be a major update sometime this weekend. Anyway for now take a look at this bird.