Saturday, June 28, 2008

Lilly Allen Upskirt.



I still don't know who Lilly Allen is but she is some sort of celebrity and she doesn't have a bad bum! So here is Lilly Allen in a couple of upskirt pics showing just what a lovely bum she has.

A cry for help.

I live in a country where the original inhabitants are discriminated against on a daily basis. Our poor people get poorer everyday, mainly due to ever rising taxes imposed on us by our government. Many thousands of us die every year due to the state of our hospitals and our elderly population live in poverty, many of them dying every winter purely because they don't have the money to keep themselves warm.

Any rights we used to have have been signed away to foreign governments. The rights of criminals and illegal immigrants to do what they like when they like are considered more important than the rights of us ordinary law abiding person to live our lives in peace.

Our leader was never elected, has no faith or belief in Democracy whatsover and presides over a system that harbours international terrorists and refuses to send them back to the countries where they committed their crimes to be prosecuted.

Our politicians are above the law and use their positions of power as an excuse to line their pockets. They completely ignore the wishes of the people they are supposed to represent and instead concentrate on keeping themselves in cushy well paid jobs.

This country is England. Can somebody please help us before it is too late?

It made me want to vomit.

Last night there was a concert on TV celebrating Nelson Mandella's 90th birthday. Everybody seemed to be having a good time and were falling over themselves to sing his praises.

What a shame that the thousands of innocent men, women and children that Nelson Mandella and his terrorist comrades killed in their bombing campaigns were not there to see it! Or the hundred plus people that are now murdered every day in South Africa, the once prosperous country that Nelson Mandella and his terrorists friends helped to completely destroy.

Nelson Mandella is a terrorist and a murderer, just as surely as any of the IRA members who took part in the bombing campaign in England are. To see this cowardly murderer portrayed on TV and in our newspapers as some sort of hero just made me want to vomit.

Friday, June 27, 2008

The crumpet in France. Adults Only


Apart from a few Dutch housewifes and a German blonde there wasn't a lot of crumpet where we were in France. We did however find this bird who was happy to get her kit off for the camera.

See this French Stripper remove her clothes here.

We are back fron France. Adults Only


We are back from France where we had a great time. But not for long! On 12th July we are off to Penzance for a week.Going to have a serious word with those pirates about the last DVD they sold me!

We will try to get this site updated again before we go but we have another nine to do as well and they are the ones that help pay for all these holidays so they have to come first.

In the meantime here is a naked bird. Enjoy her here.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

A Tanker Drivers Job

Sorry to go back to this but those idiots on the forums have given me the hump. Do they actually know what a petrol tanker driver does? Shall we have a look?

Well firstly they have to be able to drive one of the most difficult vehicles in the world there is to drive. An articulated lorry. They then fill it with one of the most flammable, volotile substances there is, petrol.

They then take this 40 tonne mobile bomb and drive it through some of the most densly populated cities in the world. The stuff they are carrying is worth a fortune so there is always the risk of it being stolen. They are one of the easiest targest there is for terrorists. Their driving has to be perfect. The last thing you want to do is get in an accident while you are towing a bomb behind you!

How many of these morons calling them greedy would want to spend 48 hours a week in charge of a huge mobile bomb? And how much would they want to do it?

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Greedy Truckers?

I have just been on the MSN forums, something I do now and again just to remind me how ignorant the average person is.

The people thay are slagging off at the moment are the Shell truck drivers. Because they want a pay rise but already earn £32,000 a year people are saying they are greedy. But what about the company that is refusing to pay them, Shell.

If they were to give the truckers the pay rise they want it would cost them less than an hours profit! This company earns billions, and they earn it because people like the truck drivers do all the hard work.

If Shell were to not only give them more money but reduce their hours to 36 hours a week and employ more drivers to do the extra work and boosting the economy by creating employment then it would cost them two hours profit.

These huge conglomorates like Shell need to start showing some social responsibility and go back to full employment at a decent wage and putting something back into the societies that are giving them their huge profits. The affect on society would be huge and the impact on their profits minimal.

To acuse the truck drivers of being greedy when the company refusing to give them more spends millions a year on acountants to avoid paying taxes back into the country that gives them their profits is beyond belief. To acuse the truckers of being greedy when the company refusing to give them more money earns more per minute than a trucker earns in his lifetime is beyond belief.

Anyone acusing the truckers of being greedy is saying that Shell need the money more than they do and anybody who thinks that is a complete moron.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

We have the government we deserve.

During the week gormless Gordon told us that even though there is going to be a tanker drivers strike there would be no shortage of petrol. The result? Huge queues at the pumps as everybody stocks up on petrol!

Why? Quite simply because nobody now believes a word of what any politician says!

We have become so used to MP's, especially Labour MP's, lying to us everytime they open their mouths that if they say something we automatically believe the opposite. We have become conditioned to their lies and to their corruption. Most of feel they serve no useful purpose whatsover and are just a huge financial drain.

Just look at the situation at Labour. Many Labour MP's are voting for policies they don't agree with because a man who was never elected tells them to! They no longer represent the people of this country. They now represent themselves and have only one agenda. To get themselves relelected and stay on the gravy train.

To keep themselves in these cushy jobs all the main parties now court the minority groups, gays, immigrants, greens, muslims, etc and give them anything they want, quite often at the expense of against the wishes of and against the values of the majority, white,straight, English, Christian population.

They do this because we let them. They court and cater for minority groups because they know these people will go out and vote. They give us nothing because most of us majority are too lazy to get off their bums and vote or are just too bloody ignorant to realise that the only way things can change is if they vote.

If the white, straight, English, Christian majority bothered to vote then we would once more hold the upper hand and it would be our wishes, our needs and our beliefs they would have to respect.

But until we do that we are stuck with government we deserve.

Friday, June 06, 2008

A message to ITV. Adults Only


To all of you advertising bods at ITV who came up with their ridiculous new advertsising campaign I have a message.

This is how summer really feels!

Does anyone else find this disgusting?

The clown in charge of ruining this country, Gormless Gordon wasn't elected. The only people who voted for him were the idiots in his constituency. He also refuses to let us have the referendum on the EU that Billy Liar promised us.

Yet this unelected prat who quite obviously doesn't know the meaning of the word democracy or simply doesn't believe in it is in charge of our troops who are in Afghanistan and Iraq trying to force our brand of democracy on the population there.

Does anybody else find this disgusting?

A Banquet of hypocrisy

This week world leaders sat down to a seven course meal to discuss the world food shortage. Robert Mugabwe turned up and was quite rightly branded a hypocrit because he is currently starving a large percentage of the population of his country.

But what about gormless Gordon and the other EU leaders? They all agreed to a piece of legislation meaning that every country in the EU has to add 2.5% biofuel to their petrol and diesel.

Because of this ruling wheat growers all over the world are now selling their crops to be used as fuel rather than as food. This has created a world wide shortage, pushed the prive of wheat up and as a result has left millions of people all over the world with not enough food.

Unless this legislation is dumped immediately then gormless Gordon and the elected leaders of the other EU countries will be responsible for killing far more people than Mugabwe has.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Skinny dipping.

An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee.. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Kyp has had her first bath!


Well Peter let me have the keys again today and on the way home from shopping I decided to stop for a pint. When I parked the river was still pretty low. Twenty minutes later this happened!

Everything is cool, just some damp carpets, but Peter says I will never get the keys again!

Another French babe. Adults Only


Finding hot French babes to put on here is proving more difficult than I thought. It seems hot crumpet is yet another thing the French can't do!

You see France is a lovely country to go camping in. It has great scenery, fantastic camp sites and wonderful rivers and lakes. But unfortunately it also has the French. And the French really are useless at just about everything.

Their food is awful, the wine not much better and they speak in that god awful language.

But anyway, here is another bird I found. But it was a long search.

Gina from France. Adults Only


This lovely French blonde is Gina. See a whole lot more of her here in this great gallery.

We are off to France. Adults Only


On the 16th we are taking Kyp to France just to give her a proper run. We will be camping in the Loire valley, near a place named Blois. So to get us in the mood I have decided to feature a few French birds.

See this French brunette here.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The Ten Commandments.

God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Africans and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Africans wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'



There, that should offend just about everybody.

Monday, June 02, 2008

We have our new car!

We finally took delivery of our new car on Friday! She is a 1.4 Vauxhall Corsa automatic that is great fun to drive! Bright Silver she is and we have named her Kyp.

So far Peter has hogged the drivers seat but he did let me have a little go in her on Saturday. I drove her down the M3 at ninety, went round a roundabout three times just to hear the tyres squeal then drove home with all the windows open and Freebird playing at 140 watts.

So he took the keys off of me! Boring git!