Another waste of our money

Rather than deal with the mindless minority who turn our streets into war zones every weekend this incompetent government put up taxes on alcohol instead in an effort to curb alcohol abuse.

Then rather than insist that every pub has a smoking and a no smoking area they decided to treat smokers like children and force them outside into the rain and cold to smoke something they can quite legally buy in any garage, supermarket, newsdagent and most pubs.

The result, as anyone with any common sense could have predicted, is a huge loss of trade for pubs, 75,000 people in the pub industry out of work and pubs closing down every day.

The clowns in Westminsters answer to this? They have set up a 1.3 billion pound fun, with our money, for pub landlords who are struggling to get loans to borrow from! And of course to create another load of paper work and to employ another load of pen pushers on state pensions all payed for by us.

Surely the most effective way of dealing with this problem would be to allow pubs to have smoking rooms inside and to lower the tax on alcohol for products sold on licenced premises?

This is just another excuse to get more people on the public pay roll and voting for Labour and just another waste of tax payers money from a corrupt, immoral, thieving bunch of scum who masquerade as a government.

Furniture sales war hotting up! Adults Only

Well it's nearly Christmas so we all know what is coming next. Yes, endless adverts on TV offering half price furniture that you don't have to pay for until next Christmas. The adverts will be non stop, annoying everybody who sees or hears them and making us all vow never to go anywhere near one of their shops let alone buy their overpriced shoddy goods.

This year with the economy still reeling from eleven years of gormless gordon's mismanagement the competition for our money is getting even hotter so they are all going to be using naked women to promote their goods.

Now while this is obviously a good thing for us people who enjoy looking at a fit babe now and again somebody should really point out to them that after Labour's attempts to kick start the economy the only people with any money left are the rich and middle classes who have benefited from their tax the poor to feed the rich policies and that these people wouldn't be seen dead in one of their stores.

So I guess all we need to do is enjoy the views on offer. Here is a bird on a white sofa.

It's time to stop the EU subsidies.

Every year the UK pays billions of pounds to the EU in subsideis, most of which goes on subsidising European farmers. This adds £832 to the cost of our shopping every year because prices are kept artificially high.

These billions could be far better spent in our own country, helping our manufacturing industries, reducing our taxes, giving our pensioners more money, building hospitals, schools etc as well as reducing our cost of living because of lower food prices.

These subsidies also have a knock on affect across the third world, especially in Africa. To put it simply we pay European farmers to produce food we do not need and then send whats left over and sell it in Africa at a price cheaper than they can produce their own, putting their farmers out of work.

If Africa were to sell just 1% more of it's produce than it currently does then it would no longer need aid. Yet we stop this happening by continually producing far more than we need by paying our farmers these ridiculous subsidies. In the UK over 3.4 billion is payed to our farmers, including the ones that are really struggle to make ends meet, Prince Charles and people like him! And while we are handing out these huge sums of money to already rich people African farmers go bust because they can't sell their produce!

If we were to tell the EU no, we are not paying, we would be hugely better off. We could start to pay off our national debt, our food prices would fall dramatically , we wouldn't need to send millions of ponds of aid to Africa, there would be nowhere near the amount of illegal immigrants fleeing poverty in Africa and the only down side would be that a few European farmers would have to renew their Bentleys every two years instead of every year.

Labour could still win. Adults Only

Frightening as it may be there is still a chance that Labour could actually win the next election. Despite the mess they have made of the economy, despite rising crime, despite them lieing through their teeth at every opportunity and despite what they have done to the poor of this country people are still scared to vote Conservative.

It's not because of the ultra rich Tory supporters, they don't put people off. The mega rich are a breed of people that we have all come to accept. No the sort of Tory that frightens people and makes people nervous about voting Labour are the middle classes, the journailists, advertising executives, estate agents etc who give Conservatives a bad name.

These are the ones who earn over £150,000 a year, over £3000 a week, yet still expect to get their Child alowances and save them up for their luxury holidays. The ones who drive expensive new cars then go to their local RSPCA centre to get free treatment for their pets. The ones who, despite easily being able to afford private health insurance, go to the NHS and expect "free" IVF treatment and cosmetic surgery. The ones who bleat that they may, if their accountant isn't careful, have to pay an extra £20 a week out of their £3000 a week in taxes. The one's who employ illegal immigrants to do their cleaning and their building work to save a few quid then complain that English people are lazy because they won't work for a pittance.

It's these greedy people in non essential jobs who expect everything for nothing and pay as little as possible to anybody they employ that scare people. It's these self centred people who honestly think that pushing paper in an office makes them worth ten times more than a nurse or a dustman who stop people voting Conservative.

Thats why Gormless raised the tax rate. He knows he won't get any extra money out of them. Our dodgy tax laws and their dodgy acountants will see to that. But he also knew that the first thing these people would do is complain that they may have to start making some sort of useful contribution to society. All he was trying to do was expose just how greedy, selfish and obnoxious these people really are.

And he succeeded. Labour are catching the Conservatives in the polls. Not because anybody thinks that they are doing a good job. But because they are worried that should these idle, greedy middle classes get their way then things could get even worse.

Here is a bird.

I have a question.

I have a question for all of those middle class twats complaining about the higher rate of tax. Do you really think you work ten times as hard as a nurse, a dustman, a sewarge worker or anybody else earning £15,000 a year rather than the £150,000 a year you are on?

If not then shut up complaining and think yourself lucky. And if you do, like that idiot Gaunt in The Sun, think you are being hard done by having to pay a bit extra then why not go on strike about it and see how much the rest of us miss you?

Gaunty seems to think that making these high earners pay their way will stop people trying to "better themselves" and "make something of their lives" because in his inflated opinion of himself and his kind he honestly thinks that nurses, dustmen etc are all inferior to him when the truth is that every one of them is worth ten of him.

And just say all these people in these low paid jobs did follow his example and say sod the real work I am going to be a journalist or an advertising executive, anything but working and getting my hands dirty? Who will then empty our bins, keep our streets clean etc?

The only thing wrong with raising the tax rate was that they didn't conbine it with a crack down on expenses and the loop holes in the tax laws and force these over paid, self employed, middle class idiots to pay what they should. And their complaints about the slight increase in taxes show them for what they really are. Selfish scum.

What about the rest of us? Adults Only

So now our unelected foreign leader has once more feathered the nests of homeowners and scum buy to let landlords what about the rest of us? He forced interest rates down so that while the rest of us have to contend with rising fuel costs, food costs and rampant inflation the homeowners and landlords who with the governments help got us into this mess save £80 to £100 a month on their mortgages so are not affected. Those who saved and planned for the future lose out as well because they now get less interest on their savings as well as having to pay much more for everything.

So when do the rest of us get some help? And I don't mean extra tax credits or phoney tax cuts that will be paid for in the future because the government has to borrow money to fund them. I mean real help. Like a large cut in VAT that benefits everybody.

The answer is of course that we wont get any help at all, especially the English. The only people gormless will help will be those he thinks might vote for him at the next election and his handling of the economic crisis, just like every other Labour policy in the past eleven years is geared towards keeping him and his fellow bunch of conmen and thieves in their cushy jobs and if that means destroying what is left of a once great country then he will quite happily do it.

If you vote Labour just how do you sleep at night?

Here is a bird

How come? Adults Only

This week, despite the wishes of a lot of Labour MP's, the government finally caved in and allowed people who can afford it to buy their own drugs and top up their cancer treatment, giving them the best chance of survival and prolonging their lives. But how come the NHS doesn't just supply the drugs needed?

Well according to NICE, who dictate what drugs cancer patients can or cannot have it's because the NHS can't afford the drugs because they are too expensive. Now while it's true that these drugs are very expensive and the drug companies could and should reduce their prices the argument that the NHS can't afford them is rubbish.

Firstly they are quite happy to provide fertility treatment to people too selfish to adopt. Not being able to have a baby is not a life threatening condition and treating people for it at the same time as saying you can't afford drugs to keep people alive is shameful.

Then there is the huge problem in the A&E departments. People without a national insurance number, those who to put it bluntly are here illegally and shouldn't be getting free health care, are not allowed to register with a GP so everday they clog our accident and emergency departments up getting treatment they are not entitled to and using up vast amounts of money and resources. So we can treat people from all over the world for free but can't afford to give our cancer patients life saving drugs? Shameful.

Then there are the translators. Anybody who doesn't speak English, even if they are illegal, is entitled to a translator in hospital, provided for free by the NHS. Now if you live in this country, pay your taxes in this country and therefore entitled to treatment then you should be able to speak our language and shouldn't need a translator. So cancer patients are denied the drugs they need while people not entitled to treatment or too lazy to learn our language get special help. Shameful.

Then what about the free prescriptions that the Welsh get, given to them just to try and win votes and keep Labour in power? Last year that cost 385 million pounds! So our MP's can use our money to buy votes but can't afford to give cancer patients the drugs they need. Shameful.

The truth is that were it run properly, and as a health service rather than a political football, the NHS could easily afford to give us people who need them the drugs we require. But that won't get this scum of a government many extra votes so they would rather bribe the Welsh and pander to minorities while cancer patients die.

It is nothing more than another part of the genocide and mass murder that Labour are carrying out against the sick, poor and elderly in this country.

Here is a bird.

More help for the rich and the greedy.

Thanks to massive pressure from the government the Bank of England has cut the interest rate in an effort to boost the economy.

Surely a cut in the basic rate of tax would have been a far better option? Then everybody would benefit from having more money in their pockets rather than just the rich and those who got into trouble because of their greed. There would be more money going into the economy meaning it would recover more quickly and the people most effected by rising inflation, the poor, would also benefit.

Which is exacty why this scum government didn't cut taxes. The last thing they want is for the poor to have money to spend and to be able to help themselves. The whole Socialist ideal is based on people being dependant on the government and grateful for every crumb they drop from their table.

If you vote Labour how on Earth do you sleep at night knowing that you are partly responsible for the misery and suffering of millions?

Legalised Robbery. Adults Only

Well it seems that not all banks and loan companies are being affected by the mess gormless Gordon has made of our economy. Some of them are all set to do very well from it.

I just recieved a mailshot from Provident offering me an unsecured loan to help pay for Christmas, anything from £50 to £500 with easy weekly payments based on my ability to pay rather than my credit history.

No doubt millions of others have recieved this letter as well and no doubt many of them will be tempted. This is all very well except for one thing. Their interest rate on these cash loans is 183.2% APR! Basically if you borrow £300 you pay back over £500! This is theft, pure and simply. Nothing more than legalised robbery.

These loans with this extrortionate rate of interest are targeted specifically at those who can't get credit elsewhere and who can least afford these sort of rates, the poorest of our population.

How can this be legal? How can these extortionate rates of interest be justified? Why haven't Labour, the "party for the poor" done anything to stop people like Provident taking advantage of the poor and putting them further into debt?

The answer is simple. Labour are not now and never have been for the poor. They exist purely to allow their members to extort as much money as possible from the tax payer in as short a time as possible.

The only problem Labour have with companies like Provident stealing from the poor is that they didn't think of it first.

If you vote Labour you are scum, you know you are and you are just too selfish to care.

Here is a bird.

You could always hitch hike. Adults Only

If, after all the taxes, it turns out you can't afford a bike and you refuse to be conned into carrying an ID card and going out of your way to pay in advance just so you are not charged double on the bus then you can always hitch hike.

Because global warming will have made it much warmer and as Labour will have fiddled the figures again so crime is almost non existent what better way to get about could there be? Of course because it will be only the rich and politicians who can afford cars then your chances of being picked up by a criminal will be significantly increased but if a few poor people die then so what? That is Labour's policy after all, kill off as money poor people as they can to make more room for the rich.

See Lilya demonstrate just how it is done.

We spoke to the hospital yesterday.

We spoke to the hospital yesterday, or rather Peter did, he tends not to let me deal with serious stuff, can't think why. Anyway it seems that we have two proper tumours in our lung, one 1 centimetre long, whatever a centimetre is, and another 1.5 centimetres. We also have a couple of nodules in our lymph glands but they are not sure if they are cancerous or not yet.

Once the pain, coughing and breathing problems start to get too much we have to go in and have what they call second line chemotherapy. This will be the last lot for us because we live in England. Anywhere else in the UK we could then go onto third line chemo but it's expensive and in racially discriminate Britain English people are not considered worth spending the money on, even though it's mainly English taxes that fund the NHS.

So we are once more going to have the pleasure of sitting in a hospital waiting for over worked nurses to inject us with poison that this time will make us sick and our hair fall out, while the ward is full of pen pushers doing absolutely nothing except making sure that the hospital meets government targets.

If we were somehow to find the ten thousand pouns that would be needed for our third line chemo those wonderful people at New Labour have put another obstacle in our way. Basically if you find the money for the drugs that could help prolong your life then, out of spite, New Labour won't let you have any treatment at all on the NHS and you have to pay for everything.

So, all you people who say how great the NHS is can you please tell me how it is fair and just to withold treatment from people because of their nationality, how it is fair and just to provide free prescriptions to millionaires in Wales but not cancer treatment to poor people in England and how it is fair and just to allow milionaires all over the country free treatment for just about anything but if a cancer patient dares to raise the money for their drugs they then are entitled to no free treatment at all no matter how poor they are?

This time I agree with Peter, the NHS is nothing more than a system where poor English people pay huge amounts of tax to provide free health care to the rich and to foreigeners. And if you vote Labour you are scum, you know you are, and you are just too selfish to care.

Now lets see if I have this right.

Now, last week, gomless Gordon lent the banks billions of pounds of our money, interest free, to save the economy. This week, so he can afford another year of his tax and waste policies, he is borrowing billions of pounds from the banks, at the normal rate of interest.

Now I can see how this is good for the banks because they make another huge profit. I can see how this is good for gormless Gordon and the muppet party because he can not only claim to have saved the economy he wrecked in the first place but also buy votes in Wales, Ireland and Scotland by throwing our money at them. Then when he gets kicked out and the Conservatives have to cut back on public services to pay back his debts he can condemn them for it.

But I can't for the life of me see how it helps any of the English tax payers who fund all of this. If he really wanted to save the economy and help the poor all he need have done was cut taxes and left everybody with more money in their pockets. But Labour have never existed to help the poor or for the benefit of the country and their only aim is to line their own pockets and the pockets of their friends.

Now if I am still here when the next election is held I have a warning for any labour party candidate standing in the Richmond Park ward. Don't let one of your muppets knock at my door. Because I live on the third floor, there are 36 steps to the ground floor landimg and should they knock at my door their head will bounce off everyone of them on the way out. And that is a promise!

I intended

I intended to get up at 7.30 this morning hoping to see Massa beat Lewis Hamilton. I seriously do not understand the support Hamilton gets in the UK. This "Englishman" who lives in Switzerland made it clear he considers himself Jamaican not British when they interviwed him just after the Olympics. And the "English" team he drives for are 100% owned by Mercedes, who are German. They are an English team if you consider that a Nissan is English because it's built in England or a Vauxhall Corsa is Spanish because it's built in Spain but in reality Mercedes own Maclaren outright and Mercedes are German! The parts are all imported from Germany and put together in the UK like a giant jigsaw puzzle purely for tax reasons.

So a Jamaican, driving a German car, is being supported because he can win the F1 championship for England! Other people consider Maclaren a small team compared to Ferrari and support them for that. So they are supporting a small team, Mercedes, the biggest motor manufacturer in the world who employ millions of people because they are smaller than Ferrari, a specialist sports car manufacturer that employs around 450 people!

This confusion all stems from the fact that most people who watch F1 havent actually got the slightest idea of what it is all about. They don't know the rules, they don't understand the safety rules and regulations and they cant grasp the concept that the most important thing is not the drivers Championship but the constructors Championship. They watch the race on ITV and read the reports in the newspapers and suddenly they are experts. If they were to ever bother reading the reports on the F1 websites or to watch the full coverage on TV, including the pre race and pre qualifying waffle, they might learn a bit more.

They might understand just how much of an advantage Mercedes were given when the rules were changed and everybody else was forced to use the Mercedes computer system, meaning the only ones who had data from last season were Mercedes. They might realise how much of an advantage Mercedes had by starting the season in the best pit slots because they were originally banned from the constructors Championship. And they might question why, given these advantages Mercdes had over the other teams why they haven't already won both titles by now.

Despite the massive advantages handed out to Mercedes this has actually been one of the closest seasons ever with other teams finally beginning to catch Ferrari and Mercedes. Which would have made for a great season next year. Except that once again they are changing the rules. Next year they will be using energy recovery sytems to boost power. I will let you work out for yourselves which Manufacturer has been developing these systems for five years while the others only started a year ago. I will give you a clue though. They are German.

Anyway I have felt so rough that I havent been able to sleep so will probably miss it now. But I hope anybody other than Hamilton or Mercedes wins it.

Doesn't it make you sick?

Doesn't it make you sick seeing our unelected leader gormless Gordon taking credit for bailing out the banks and saving the economy when it was eleven years of his tax and waste policies that caused it all in the first place?

And now he has the cheek to acuse the oil companies of profiteering over the price of petrol! If it hadn't been for the extortionate tax on petrol and diesel it would only have risen 10p a litre rather than 40p a litre. The oil companies had to pay more for the oil which was why they incresed their prices by 10p. All the goverbment had to do was wait for their 30p a litre extra to roll in!

It's about time there was a flat rate of tax on petrol, 60p a litre maybe, and that is what the government get whatever the price. That way the government wouldn't be able to make huge amounts of money out of our misery and we wouldn't have to pay so much for our fuel.

The only people profiteering from the price of oil was this corrupt, thieving government that the Welsh, Soctish, Irish and workshy northerners lumbered us with.

Did it make you feel good?

If you legally live in the UK, drive a car, pay council tax, pay income tax or contribute in anyway whatsover then a large part of the money the bandits in charge take from you has gone on green taxes. On saving the planet. If you shop in a supermarket you will have noticed that you usually don't any longer get free carrier bags. The whole of modern life in the UK is being changed in the interests of saving the planet.

We pay exhorbitant tax on petrol to save the planet. We run the risk of a fine and a criminal record for not recycling to save the planet. A Nation of 60 million people are sunjected to the highest taxes in the world. To save the planet.

So how did it make you feel, paying all this money, doing your bit, when the Singapore Grand Prix was on last week? Did it make you feel good knowing that you had done your bit while they raced cars under 1400 two thousand watt lights just so the GP ccould go out live at peak time in Europe and earn billions of dollars in advertising revenue? Did you enjoy paying over £5 a gallon for petrol, to save the planet, whilst Singapore polluted the atmosphere building a race track and lighting it to resemble a cloudy day?

There is absolutely no point in people in the UK doing their bit for climate change when the Asians counties are negating every effort we make and adding more polution every day than we produce in a lifetime. And all the extra money we pay is just another tax. Nothing else.

I was wrong!

Yes, I know it's a bit of a shock but I was wrong! A few days ago I said that gormless Gordon and his tax and waste policies were killing 5000 people a year because of dirty hospitals.

The actual figures are 8000 for C-diff alone, with another 3000 being killed by MRSA. That is eleven thousand deaths a year this man is responsible for! To be fair gormless Gordon can be held responsible for throwing billions into the NHS without solving this problem. But he didn't cause it.

The cause of our dirty hospitals is because the cleaning is no longer the responsibility of the NHS but is done by private contactors. So whatever a hospital spends on cleaning straight away a huge chunk of it goes to keep company directors in huge salaries and shareholders in profit. To acheive these profits they use the cheapest cleaning materials they can find and pay their staff minimum wage.

These staff are employed on short term contracts with hardly any legal rights, no entitlement to holidays and because of this their staff turnover is unbelievably high. They cleaners do as little as possible for the pittance they are paid and the end result is filthy hospitals and 11,000 deaths a year.

It also goes to prove another point. That people in the cleaning industry, dustmen, sewage workers, road sweepers etc are doing jobs that are every bit as important and every bit as essential as policeman, fireman, doctors etc. So isn't it about time this was recognised and they were paid the same?

We live in a society where white collar workers and leaches like those in the advertising industry get paid very well yet people in essential jobs that protect us from disease are paid a pittance.

Pay peanuts and you get monkeys. The relatives of 11,000 people last year can testify to that.

The big Interview

After all the gas, oil and electric companies put up their prices by huge amounts, despite also posting record profits, we decided to ask the government just what they intend to do about it. So here today we have Mr Hugh Kares from the department of propoganda to answer some questions for us.

C) Good evening Mr Kares.

HK) Good evening, sorry I am late. Got held up by a convoy of lorrys on the motorway. Bloody idiots are protesting about something as usual. I will be glad when diesel gets so expensive that all we get is foreign lorry drivers.

C) Quite! Well, on behalf of our readers we would like to know if the government has any sort of strategy in place to cope with rising fuel bills.

HK) Good god no! Why on Earth would we concern ourselves with that? We are all going to be out of a job pretty soon so we will leave it to the next lot. We have far more pressing concerns, bringing in new laws and handing more power to the EU while we still have the chance.

C) But doesn't it concern you that the big utility companies are making enormous profits while the people of this country are suffering?

HK) Of course it concerns us! It is one of the reasons we will all soon be out of work. But it's too late to do anything about it now. And why shouldn't people suffer a bit after what we have had to go through? Concerns about our expenses, our wage rise reduced etc. Do these people have any idea what that will do to our pensions? Anyway the press are making too much of it all as usual. So fuel bills are rising. So what? It has it's good points as well.

C) So you are saying that gas, electricity and oil prices rising are good for the country?

HK) Of course. It's something we at New Labour expected and prepared for. If you look at the taxes on all of these essentials you will see that they are taxed at a percentage. Quite simply this means that the more they go up the more tax we get. It was Gordons idea years ago. Brilliant way of balancing the books. It also means we can now borrow more money because as the price of fuel keeps increasing so will our cut!

C) Some Labour MP's are calling for a windfall tax on the power companies. How will this help? Surely the power companies will just put up their prices again to cover the extra tax?

HK) Of course they will! Thats what makes it such a brilliant idea. Not only will we get a huge amount of tax directly we will then earn even more when they put their prices up again.

C) But what about people who can't afford to heat their homes this winter, pensioners especially?

HK) They can just go to Tesco's and buy some more clothes to wear. Thanks to Labour dismantling our manufacturing industry most clothes are now imported from China. They are mostly made in sweat shops with the workers paid a pittance so clothes here have never been so cheap! Anyway if a few pensioners freeze to death we save some more money and it will free up housing for the homeless immigrants.

C) Well that all we have time for. I'm sure our readers will remember your views when it comes to election time. Thank you Mr Kares.

Thank god for global warming. Adults Only

I am so glad that the scientists discovered global warming! Could you imagine what the weather would have been like this month without it? We would have all drowned I think.

And doesn't it make you feel good paying all those extra taxes so you can go out in August with an umbrella close at hand? And how good does it make you feel paying the exra £1000 a year in taxes that Labour saddle you with to protect the environment that reduce pollution enough to allow the Chinese to open a new coal powered electricity plant every week?

But what if, as the majority of scientists believe, global warming doesn't actually exist? What if the hotting up of the climate in Roman times was down to nature rather than the Romans feeding their troops on baked beans? What if it turns out to be a completely flawed scientific theory based on computer models that are not accurate because there isn't enough proven data to put in?

Will we get our money back?

Here is a bird.

Another fact they keep quiet. Adults Only

Everytime the government need some publicity they announce another crackdown on benefit fraud. Fair enough you might say, people fiddling their benefits cost taxpayers a lot of money. And you would be right. 0.6% of the benefit budget, 800 million pounds is lost through fraud. But it is not the benefits systems biggest loss, far from it in fact.

Mistakes by claimants, because of the over complicated system designed to stop people claiming what they are entitled to, and mistakes by their incompetent staff cost far more. 1.9 billion last year to be exact!

So rather than trying to grab headlines wouldn't everybody be far better off if they simplified the system and sent all the staff back for retraining so that they actually know what they are doing? Maybe they could teach them some manners and respect for the people they are supposed to be helping at the same time?

But of course this will never happen while the clowns we have at the moment are in charge. These idiots are far more concerned with what looks good in the papers than what actually benefits the people of this country.

Just another perfect example of why our taxes are so ridiculously high in this country.

Here is a bird.

Can Gordon sink any lower?

The governemt have decided to make it easier for pensioners to claim help they are entitled to by simplyfying the process of claiming for pension credits and other benefits. Great you might think. Except that at the same time they have decided to reduce the time limit for back claims from a year to three months.

So anybody who didn't understand the system, was missinformed by incompetent staff or just didn't realise they were entitled to benefits will now lose out.

Once again this heartless government has found a way to save a few quid by stealing it from those who need it most.

This government are scum and if you are a Labour supporter then that makes you scum as well.