I'm getting too old! Adults Only

It was my birthday yesterday and despite the fact that I was feeling pretty ill and had had no sleep I went out and celebrated anyway. I had to really, it could quite possibly be the last birthday I have!

And today I feel like crap! My aches and pains seem to have cleared up, I think they were caused by having my flu and pneumonia jabs at the same time. But I have a hangover.

So here to cheer me up, and to start your working week off, is a blonde in white socks getting naked. Ogle her here.

Doesn't it make you sick?

Doesn't it make you sick seeing our unelected leader gormless Gordon taking credit for bailing out the banks and saving the economy when it was eleven years of his tax and waste policies that caused it all in the first place?

And now he has the cheek to acuse the oil companies of profiteering over the price of petrol! If it hadn't been for the extortionate tax on petrol and diesel it would only have risen 10p a litre rather than 40p a litre. The oil companies had to pay more for the oil which was why they incresed their prices by 10p. All the goverbment had to do was wait for their 30p a litre extra to roll in!

It's about time there was a flat rate of tax on petrol, 60p a litre maybe, and that is what the government get whatever the price. That way the government wouldn't be able to make huge amounts of money out of our misery and we wouldn't have to pay so much for our fuel.

The only people profiteering from the price of oil was this corrupt, thieving government that the Welsh, Soctish, Irish and workshy northerners lumbered us with.

The reason guns should be legal.

Saturday morning I had to go to Hampton Court and needed petrol in the car. So off I went to Sainsbury's to get some. Because of people panicking in case it gets short the garage was busier than normal but I didn't have to wait too long and pulled in behind a woman in a new Mini.

She was struggling to get the last drop of fuel she could in the tank and had only just finished when I had put my 30 quids worth in. As we went in to pay she picked up a packet of sweets and when she got to the counter her total bill, including the sweets was £4.13! This stupid moronic waste of space had queued up and spent ages at the pump for less than a gallon of fuel!

Not only should guns be legal but it should be our duty to exterminate people like this whenever we come across them. Because somebody that stupid and that selfish serves no useful purpose whatsover and is just using up resources that could be better used by a normal human being.