A simple solution. Adults Only

While our MP's and bankers continue to line their own pockets our economy continues to collapse. Gormless Gordons latest great idea is to print more money and give it to the banks, so they can pay bigger bonuses and lose it again, just like they did the last lot and the one before that.

So I have a better, much simpler idea. Print more money, give 10% to customs and immigration so they can weed out the illegal immigrants and kick them out so they are no longer costing us all money. Use 10% to build more prisons so we can lock up our criminals and reduce the cost of crime to the tax payer.

Then give everybody on the electoral roll, who isn't in prison or living abroad, £5000 each. Those who don't need the money will invest it and ease the banking crisis. Those struggling to pay their mortgages will be able to afford them and not lose their homes. Those with small businesses can put the money into their business and stop themselves going bust. The rest of us will spend it, boosting the economy and keeping people in jobs.

It is the perfect solution to our problems except that it doesn't give the government any way of lining their own pockets and goes against their socialist principles of keeping the poor in their place.

So instead they will give it all to the banks and nothing will change.

Here is a bird.

Talking of Foreigners. Adults Only

In 2004 an illegal immigrant, Rashid Ali, arrived in this country claiming to be Algerian and demanding assylum. He was refused and after realising that under Labour the streets are paved with discarded syringes rather than gold he stowed away on a boat to try and go home. He was caught and arrested.

He then tried to leave another four times and was caught and arrested. After the fifth attempt he was held in an assylum centre for three years at a cost of £250,000 while he waited to be deported. But he wasn't deported and two days after his release he stowed away again and was once more arrested!

The judge at his latest court appearance has remanded him in custody, at more expense to the tax payer while he attempts to get some sort of expanation from immigration officials as to why this man is still here.

Now if somebody here illegally who wants to go home can't get out does anybody honestly belive the crap spouted by Labour last week about cracking down on illegal immigrants?

Here is a fit bird.

A new invention! Adults Only

This Christmas we have decided to get into the spirit of things and have come up with a new idea to make Christmas a lot easier. And here it is, the Christmas gift that unwraps itself!

So come on girls save your guys a lot of time and effort and get him one of these for Christmas. All he has to do is get up, crack a can and watch as this great gift idea unwraps itself and does all the work.

Take a good look at this great idea here.

Just a blonde. Adults Only

Just realised we have been a bit short of crumpet on here lately so I figured I should put that right. So here, for no other reason than she is gorgeous, is naked blonde babe Kinga posing on a leather sofa.

Have a good look at her here.

Some Christmas cheer. Adults Only

Well it's coming up to the annual spend fest known as Christmas. This is the time of year when muslim's who have spent all year slagging off Christianity quite happily charge us double in their mini cabs because it is a religous holiday and supermarkets lower their prices to what they should have been all year to try and entice us to save money.

There are a few people who do still actually treat Christmas as a time to celebrate the birth of christ but they are far outnumbered by those who treat it as a chance to make money at every opportunity.

I just see it as a chane to see babes like this blonde here all dressed up in Christmas outfits!

See Santa's little helper reveal a lot more here.

Double delight. Adults Only

Today we had a bonus in our mailbox. No, not the news that Gordon Brown and his new labour cronies are being prosecuted for murder, we are still waiting in hope for that, but a couple of nice blondes requesting an interview for the jobs of nurse and maid to Peter and I.

Check out their suitability here.

One last thing. Adults Only

I almost forgot! we have had another applicant for the job of nurse, the lovely Rachel Victoria.

See what you think of her here.

We finally have to give in. Adults Only

As a lot of you already know Peter and I have to do another lot of chemo because our cancer came back. We have been putting it off as long as possible because, to be blunt, the sooner we have it the sooner we die.

The next lot is our last lot so although it should make us feel much better for a few months after that the only thing we have to look forward to is a slow painful death. But we are too ill now to wait much longer.

It has started to become a struggle to do anything at all now and this week we still haven't been shopping because we just were not capable of doing it. We are taking the maximum amount of pain killers we can take yet still spend half our time in pain.

So Peter is going to ring the hospital when we get up tomorrow and try and get things moving.

So, just to cheer us up, here is a very lovely eighteen year old blonde getting her kit off. You can lust over her here. We just don't have the energy.

A blonde on a trike. Adults Only

Here we have a blonde draped all over a three wheel Harley. See more of both here in the full gallery.

Half a Million! Adults Only

We have now had 500,000, half a million, visitors to our sites! Thats quite a lot of people, roughly the same amount as New Labour has culled with their failure to keep our hospitals clean, pay proper pensions so our elderly can afford heating, witholding essential drugs from cancer patients, failing to get a grip on crime and allowing gangsters from all over the world into our society.

So as Peter and I have entertained half a million people while all New Labour have managed is to kill half a million off maybe we should stand for election? After all we really couldn't do any worse could we?

Here is a bird getting her kit off.

A guest appearance. Adults Only

Here, to brighten up a cold winters day, we have a guest appearance form the very lovely Jenni from Simply Cute.

Ogle her lovely body here and see lots more babes like her at Simply Cute.

A bird and a car. Adults Only

Well here we have a babe and a car. The car is a lovely white AC Cobra. The babe in the little black dress is Anita Dark. The pictures are full size!

See more of both the car and the bird here in the full gallery.

Our new transport system. Adults Only

After eleven years of thinking about it Labour have finally announced their long awaited transport policy that is supposed to bring our public transport system up to date.

Basically they are going to continue to make it so expensive that only those on benefits can afford it and when they have driven even more people onto the roads they will once more raise the tax on fuel and keep going until nobody can afford anything except a pushbike.

This will leave the roads free for the rich and the elite ruling classes and make it even easier for greedy bosses to exploit their work force because being unable to afford transport means that job opportuinties are obviously more limited.

I did hear a rumour that they are going to force people to buy their tickets in advance and carry an ID card just to use the buses and anybody daring to get onto a bus and just pay the fare will be fined by being charged double! They will pass this off as being in the best interests of the public and expect mugs all over the country to fall for it. The oyster card I believe they will call it.

So eventually all you unfortunates unlucky enough to still be alive in the hell on Earth created by Labour will have to buy a push bike just like Lilya here. Enjoy.

Babe on a boat. Adults Only

Here, to continue our occasional series of babes on boats, we have blonde Russian eighteen year old Lilya posing on a boat.

See her get naked here.

Now we need a maid as well. Adults Only

Well we have been busy trying to sort out a nurse to look after us when the time comes but then we realised that with the state of our hospitals we are going to need a maid as well to make sure stuff is clean and we dont become one of the thousands killed by dirty hospitals.

You see while they can afford to pay people with degrees huge salaries to walk round and report on the cleanliness of wards this government doesnt actually bother to pay people to actually clean the wards in the first place and the pen pushers visit the wards three times a day while the cleaners only come once a day.

So we have advertised for a maid as well and here is the first applicant. Her name is Melanie and you can see her application here.

Another Nurse. Adults Only

Well the postman has just been and delivered another job application, this time from sexy blonde nurse Maria. A nurse something like this would be ideal because at least we would then die with a smile on our face!

See her full CV here.

Another applicant. Adults Only

Here is another applicant for the position of nurse to Peter and I. Her name is Letitia and she is a bit older than the others but to be fair once we take our glasses off it hardly matters.

Examine her credentials here.

It's just as well. Adults Only

It's just as well that Met Art give us so many promo galleries because we now have ten sites to keep updated and are going through a hell of a lot of women! It doesn't help that we are restricted in what we use because a lot of the galleries there is pubic hair visible in every shot.

Now if we were to cover our sites with pictures of young boys getting buggered by old men in public toilets we would probably get a grant from the Arts Council but if we show even the tiniest amount of pubic hair or bare snatch then all we will get is an adult content warning which would mean everytime anybody came to the site they would have to agree not to be offended before being let in.

So we dont show pubes in our pics, you have to look at the galleries to see that and that means at least half the galleries we get can't be used.

Here is a bird.

Just an example. Adults Only

Well peter told you about our new site, Simply Outdoors, but he didn't show you any pics! So I am putting that right. This scantily clad blonde is just an example of the sort of gorgeous babes we will be featuring on Simply Outdoors.

Take a good look at her here in her full outdoor gallery or visit Simply Outdoors and take a look at them all.

I'm getting too old! Adults Only

It was my birthday yesterday and despite the fact that I was feeling pretty ill and had had no sleep I went out and celebrated anyway. I had to really, it could quite possibly be the last birthday I have!

And today I feel like crap! My aches and pains seem to have cleared up, I think they were caused by having my flu and pneumonia jabs at the same time. But I have a hangover.

So here to cheer me up, and to start your working week off, is a blonde in white socks getting naked. Ogle her here.