A simple solution. Adults Only

While our MP's and bankers continue to line their own pockets our economy continues to collapse. Gormless Gordons latest great idea is to print more money and give it to the banks, so they can pay bigger bonuses and lose it again, just like they did the last lot and the one before that.

So I have a better, much simpler idea. Print more money, give 10% to customs and immigration so they can weed out the illegal immigrants and kick them out so they are no longer costing us all money. Use 10% to build more prisons so we can lock up our criminals and reduce the cost of crime to the tax payer.

Then give everybody on the electoral roll, who isn't in prison or living abroad, £5000 each. Those who don't need the money will invest it and ease the banking crisis. Those struggling to pay their mortgages will be able to afford them and not lose their homes. Those with small businesses can put the money into their business and stop themselves going bust. The rest of us will spend it, boosting the economy and keeping people in jobs.

It is the perfect solution to our problems except that it doesn't give the government any way of lining their own pockets and goes against their socialist principles of keeping the poor in their place.

So instead they will give it all to the banks and nothing will change.

Here is a bird.

The Yorkshire Ripper is cured!

Yes, according to the mad scientists at the secure unit where this mass murder has spent the past few years playing video games and downloading hardcore porn on the Internet, the Yorkshire Ripper is now cured and could even be released. That much be such a relief to his victims who survived and the relatives of all the ones who didn't. I feel quite sure they have spent all their time since this man murdered their loved ones just hoping that one day this misunderstood monster could be cured and allowed to live a normal life.

Of course, gormless Gordon, the unelected PM of this Labour created cesspit we now all have to live in, had something to say about this. He said it is "unlikely" this man will be released.

Now believe it or not that is not what the vast majority of people in this country wanted to hear. Instead of just opening his mouth he should have taken a little time to think things through and come up with something along these lines.

"After hearing that the Yorkshire Ripper may be eligable for release I have taken steps to change the law and can now assure everyone that this man will never be released"

But that would mean putting the rights of the vast law abiding majority above the rights of a murdering low life piece of scum who should have been executed years ago. And as we all know under this government criminals come first.

The strikers are wrong.

As hard as I try I can't feel any sympathy for the people striking over the fact that their jobs are going to foreigners rather than English people. The reason for this is that they are mainly northerners, the same people who got this bunch of clowns elected.

Labour made it quite clear it would be seeking closer ties with Europe, no matter what this did to our country and how badly it would affect our own workforce. Yet these idiots still voted for them anyway.

The people in the South of the country, the ones who make most of the money and pay most of the taxes that keep the northerners in benefits and free syringes made it quite clear that we did not want this government. But thanks to the northerners, the sweaties, the paddy's and the taffy's, the very same people who are crying about their jobs now, we got lumbered with them anyway.

So they should stop moaning and go back to work. They voted Labour for their own selfish reasons and they now have exactly what they voted for. They are responsible for the state this country is in so why shouldn't they be the ones who suffer for it?

Jeremy Clarkson gets it right again.

Now this chemotherapy and all the pills I am taking has played havoc with my bowels and I just found out I have run out of koran paper. So in desperation I turned to the next best thing, the Daily Mirror. I was just about to finish the paper work when one of their "news stories" caught my eye. They were slagging off Jeremy Clarkson because he described gormless Gordon as a one eyed, Scottish idiot.

Now as gormless Gordon only has one eye, is Scottish and proves he is an idiot every time he opens his mouth then that description is far more accurate than the one the Daily Mirror used, "our PM" After all he can hardly be "our PM" when "we" didn't get to vote for him can he?

Furniture sales war hotting up! Adults Only

Well it's nearly Christmas so we all know what is coming next. Yes, endless adverts on TV offering half price furniture that you don't have to pay for until next Christmas. The adverts will be non stop, annoying everybody who sees or hears them and making us all vow never to go anywhere near one of their shops let alone buy their overpriced shoddy goods.

This year with the economy still reeling from eleven years of gormless gordon's mismanagement the competition for our money is getting even hotter so they are all going to be using naked women to promote their goods.

Now while this is obviously a good thing for us people who enjoy looking at a fit babe now and again somebody should really point out to them that after Labour's attempts to kick start the economy the only people with any money left are the rich and middle classes who have benefited from their tax the poor to feed the rich policies and that these people wouldn't be seen dead in one of their stores.

So I guess all we need to do is enjoy the views on offer. Here is a bird on a white sofa.

Labour could still win. Adults Only

Frightening as it may be there is still a chance that Labour could actually win the next election. Despite the mess they have made of the economy, despite rising crime, despite them lieing through their teeth at every opportunity and despite what they have done to the poor of this country people are still scared to vote Conservative.

It's not because of the ultra rich Tory supporters, they don't put people off. The mega rich are a breed of people that we have all come to accept. No the sort of Tory that frightens people and makes people nervous about voting Labour are the middle classes, the journailists, advertising executives, estate agents etc who give Conservatives a bad name.

These are the ones who earn over £150,000 a year, over £3000 a week, yet still expect to get their Child alowances and save them up for their luxury holidays. The ones who drive expensive new cars then go to their local RSPCA centre to get free treatment for their pets. The ones who, despite easily being able to afford private health insurance, go to the NHS and expect "free" IVF treatment and cosmetic surgery. The ones who bleat that they may, if their accountant isn't careful, have to pay an extra £20 a week out of their £3000 a week in taxes. The one's who employ illegal immigrants to do their cleaning and their building work to save a few quid then complain that English people are lazy because they won't work for a pittance.

It's these greedy people in non essential jobs who expect everything for nothing and pay as little as possible to anybody they employ that scare people. It's these self centred people who honestly think that pushing paper in an office makes them worth ten times more than a nurse or a dustman who stop people voting Conservative.

Thats why Gormless raised the tax rate. He knows he won't get any extra money out of them. Our dodgy tax laws and their dodgy acountants will see to that. But he also knew that the first thing these people would do is complain that they may have to start making some sort of useful contribution to society. All he was trying to do was expose just how greedy, selfish and obnoxious these people really are.

And he succeeded. Labour are catching the Conservatives in the polls. Not because anybody thinks that they are doing a good job. But because they are worried that should these idle, greedy middle classes get their way then things could get even worse.

Here is a bird.

The letter that should be sent.

Dear Mr and Mrs De Menezes.

I would like to apologise to you for the accidental shooting of your son. At the time the police officers involved, normal human beings with normal human failings, were under intense pressure due to terrorists setting off a series of bombs and killing several innocent men women and children. These pressures were added to by the fact that in today's society whatever decisions they made could be considered the wrong ones and that any action they took would be scrutinised in minute detail by lawyers looking to earn a fast buck and newspaper editors looking for headlines. For a salary of around £20,000 a year these police officers are expected to be perfect, never make mistakes and be able to recognise a terrorist at 200 paces.

However I would like to also point out that your son had previously enetered into a contract with the people of the United Kingdom. We had allowed him to come here and study on the condition that he returned home to Brazil when his visa expired. He chose not to honour this contract and to stay here illegally.

Yes our police officers made a mistake however had your son chosen to meet his legal obligation to return home rather than abusing our hospitality then he would not have been there to get shot and it would have been impossible for the police officers to have made a mistake.

I understand your grief and I am sorry for your loss and I feel the best thing for all involved is that we draw a line under the matter and move on. If you could please send us two cheques, one for £20 Million to cover the cost of the enquiry and one for £19.99 to cover the cost of the bullets then we will consider this matter closed.

Yours Sincerely

Gordon Brown

There will be an Election next year.

Okay, I have a prediction. There will be an Election next year. Gormless Gordon will finally allow us to vote on if we actually want him and his fellow thieves running the country. There are a number of clues leading me to this conclusion.

Firstly they have announced a crack down on people recieving benefits. Now we all know that all this means is that people who genuinely need help will be bullied out of getting it by ignorant arrogant job centre staff while the fraudsters who have never done a days work in their lives will carry on as normal. Teenage girls will still get pregnant just to get a council flat, junkies will still cost the state billions and genuine people, put out of work by this governments incompetence, will get a pittance. But it sounds good and will win some votes and thats all that matters.

They have also stated that immigrants will be cracked down on and won't get benefits or council houses until they have been here ten years. Again this sounds good but can you really see the human rights lawyers, scum like Cherie Blair, missing the chance to line their pockets and letting this happen? If an illegal immigrant turns up with a wife and two kids are the government really going to tell them no they can't have food or a place to live? Of course they are not. We can't even send convicted terrorists home because it's against their human rights. But it will win some votes and thats all that matters.

But the biggest clue of all is that Gormless Gordon says there will not be an Election. And as this lying conman wouldn't recognise the truth if it jumped up and punched him in the face then if he says it's not going to happen then we know full well it will.

What about the rest of us? Adults Only

So now our unelected foreign leader has once more feathered the nests of homeowners and scum buy to let landlords what about the rest of us? He forced interest rates down so that while the rest of us have to contend with rising fuel costs, food costs and rampant inflation the homeowners and landlords who with the governments help got us into this mess save £80 to £100 a month on their mortgages so are not affected. Those who saved and planned for the future lose out as well because they now get less interest on their savings as well as having to pay much more for everything.

So when do the rest of us get some help? And I don't mean extra tax credits or phoney tax cuts that will be paid for in the future because the government has to borrow money to fund them. I mean real help. Like a large cut in VAT that benefits everybody.

The answer is of course that we wont get any help at all, especially the English. The only people gormless will help will be those he thinks might vote for him at the next election and his handling of the economic crisis, just like every other Labour policy in the past eleven years is geared towards keeping him and his fellow bunch of conmen and thieves in their cushy jobs and if that means destroying what is left of a once great country then he will quite happily do it.

If you vote Labour just how do you sleep at night?

Here is a bird

A question for gormless Gordon.

When you wrote to the banks offering to bail them out did you charge them £25 for the letter?

Joking isn't racial discrimination. Adults Only

Despite what the thought police think joking about somebodies race or colour is not racial discrimination. Neither is using somebodies colour or race in an argument, IE calling somebody a Welsh Git, a thick paddy etc.

Racial discrimination is when you use somebodies race or colour to hold them back or disadvantage them and when you use their race or colour to deny them the same rights as everybody else.

Giving Welsh people free prescriptions while making the English pay for them is racial discrimination. Stopping white people from applying for jobs because companies have to meet their ethnic quota is discrimination. Having seperate unions for blacks and Asians as they do in most government run organisations is racial discrimination.

Giving scotish cancer patients drugs that are denied to English patients is racial discrimination. Allowing the Welsh, Irish and Scotish their own parliaments yet refusing the English the same is racial discrimination.

All over the country you will find immigrants moaning they are discriminated against and trying to get on the compensation gravy train when the truth is that the only people racially discriminated against in Labour's Britain are white English people.

Here is a bird.

Which group is the most disadvantaged?

Which ethnic group of children do you think is the most disadvanteged and suffering the most from Labours diseducation policies? Blacks? Asians? Eastern Europeans?

No actually. According to official figures released yesterday the group of children suffering the most from Labours disastarous education policies are white, English, working class children. They get the lowest grades and are most likely to not find work when they leave school and most likely to live their lives in poverty.

Firstly this makes a complete mockery of the main excuse used to explain away the amount of black and other immigrant kids who turn to crime, a far greater proportion than of English kids. Secondly it once more makes a mockery of Labours claims to be the party for the poor and working class.

Personally I believe it is a deliberate policy being carried out by Labour just to try and keep votes. Firstly the millions of racist blacks we now have living in this country are far more likely to vote for a government that keeps us whites in our place. Secondly Labour gets a lot of votes from poor white working class families and if they ever allowed these people a proper education and a chance in life they would soon realise that the party that has been keeping them in poverty their whole lives is in fact Labour.

Here is a bird.

1500 jobs lost every day.

Thanks to gormless gordon destroying our economy there are now 1500 people being put out of work everyday. And just what is our government doing about this? Making it harder to get a job is what!

At a time when people are struggling to find work they have INCREASED the ampount of jobs available to potential immigrants from 700,000 to 800,000!

Yet another kick in the teeth for British workers from the self proclaimed party of the poor and working class.

How about a fat tax?

Just when the government should be cutting down on expenditure it is instead trying to spend and borrow it's way out of the financial mess that gormless gordon got us in.

In another total waste of time and money "health initiative" it's now piloting a scheme where fat people will get a reward card and gain points for walking their kids to school and going to exercise classes etc.

Leaving aside the obvious question, why should the tax payer reward these lazy fat bastards at all, what has happened to this governments usual method of trying to tax people into submission?

To try and stop us driving our cars they tax us. To try and stop us smoking they tax us. To try and stop us drinking they tax us. So why not have a fat tax as well?

Every station, supermarket, airport, etc should have three turnstyles, small, medium and large abd people should be chraged according to their size and weight with the lardy arses paying more. A bus, train or plane full of normal size people will use far less fuel than the same vehicle full of obese people so why shouldn't they pay extra?

We could have scales on a bus linked to the Oyster card reader so the overweight pay extra. And then just like smokers, drinkers and motorists fat gits could either pay extra taxes or stop eating so much and do some exercise now and again.

The reason these people are overweight is their own fault and using tax payers money to try and bribe them into eating less and taking more exercise is a disgraceful waste of tax payers money.

Legalised Robbery. Adults Only

Well it seems that not all banks and loan companies are being affected by the mess gormless Gordon has made of our economy. Some of them are all set to do very well from it.

I just recieved a mailshot from Provident offering me an unsecured loan to help pay for Christmas, anything from £50 to £500 with easy weekly payments based on my ability to pay rather than my credit history.

No doubt millions of others have recieved this letter as well and no doubt many of them will be tempted. This is all very well except for one thing. Their interest rate on these cash loans is 183.2% APR! Basically if you borrow £300 you pay back over £500! This is theft, pure and simply. Nothing more than legalised robbery.

These loans with this extrortionate rate of interest are targeted specifically at those who can't get credit elsewhere and who can least afford these sort of rates, the poorest of our population.

How can this be legal? How can these extortionate rates of interest be justified? Why haven't Labour, the "party for the poor" done anything to stop people like Provident taking advantage of the poor and putting them further into debt?

The answer is simple. Labour are not now and never have been for the poor. They exist purely to allow their members to extort as much money as possible from the tax payer in as short a time as possible.

The only problem Labour have with companies like Provident stealing from the poor is that they didn't think of it first.

If you vote Labour you are scum, you know you are and you are just too selfish to care.

Here is a bird.

Making a mockery of democracy

While the racist black population of America is making a mockery of the meaning of democracy our very own legalised blackmailers, the trade unions, are in court trying to get the law changed so that they can kick any member of the BNP party out of their unions.

The whole point of democracy is that people are entitled to their own opinion and by discriminating against anybody because their views are different to yours completely negates the concept.

But then it's hardy surprising considering that the unions currently fund new labour, the only party in the civilised world whose leader wasn't actually elected by the population.

The unions, whose only reason for existence is to blackmail people into getting their own way have just as little regard for democracy as labour and gormelss gordon have.

Now lets see if I have this right.

Now, last week, gomless Gordon lent the banks billions of pounds of our money, interest free, to save the economy. This week, so he can afford another year of his tax and waste policies, he is borrowing billions of pounds from the banks, at the normal rate of interest.

Now I can see how this is good for the banks because they make another huge profit. I can see how this is good for gormless Gordon and the muppet party because he can not only claim to have saved the economy he wrecked in the first place but also buy votes in Wales, Ireland and Scotland by throwing our money at them. Then when he gets kicked out and the Conservatives have to cut back on public services to pay back his debts he can condemn them for it.

But I can't for the life of me see how it helps any of the English tax payers who fund all of this. If he really wanted to save the economy and help the poor all he need have done was cut taxes and left everybody with more money in their pockets. But Labour have never existed to help the poor or for the benefit of the country and their only aim is to line their own pockets and the pockets of their friends.

Now if I am still here when the next election is held I have a warning for any labour party candidate standing in the Richmond Park ward. Don't let one of your muppets knock at my door. Because I live on the third floor, there are 36 steps to the ground floor landimg and should they knock at my door their head will bounce off everyone of them on the way out. And that is a promise!

Doesn't it make you sick?

Doesn't it make you sick seeing our unelected leader gormless Gordon taking credit for bailing out the banks and saving the economy when it was eleven years of his tax and waste policies that caused it all in the first place?

And now he has the cheek to acuse the oil companies of profiteering over the price of petrol! If it hadn't been for the extortionate tax on petrol and diesel it would only have risen 10p a litre rather than 40p a litre. The oil companies had to pay more for the oil which was why they incresed their prices by 10p. All the goverbment had to do was wait for their 30p a litre extra to roll in!

It's about time there was a flat rate of tax on petrol, 60p a litre maybe, and that is what the government get whatever the price. That way the government wouldn't be able to make huge amounts of money out of our misery and we wouldn't have to pay so much for our fuel.

The only people profiteering from the price of oil was this corrupt, thieving government that the Welsh, Soctish, Irish and workshy northerners lumbered us with.

My apologies

Well firstly I have to apologise for not updating the site lately but there has been some shit happening. As you all know I went on holiday with Slezy and his bitch.

We had a good time but when we got back I was feeling pretty rough and a week later I found out why. My cancer is back. Which is a bit of a pisser! So I have had to deal with that in my head before dealing with the usual assult on the poor of this country by Gordon Brown and the rest of his thieving friends.

Now this time my treatment will only be pallative. It will make me feel better and make me last longer but the truth is that I will die. The cancer will kill me. But compared to what gormless and his bum chums are doing to us it is a minor matter.

We now have a situation in this country where an unelected piece of pond life is using tax payers money to bail out rich bankers and pay their debts while the rest of us live in poverty. Some of the very poor and the elderly will die this winter simply because they cannot aford heating yet gormless will give billions to bankers who are struggling and risk losing their Mercedes and BMW's because of their greed.

He has now guaranteed that anyones savings are safe, up to £50,000. How is he paying for this? Easy. Out of the money taken in taxes from people who don't have £50 in savings let alone £50,000!

I have spent my life being told by poor people that I should vote Labour because they are the party for the poor. I am proud that I have never done so. The Labour party is not now and has never been a party for the poor. Socialism is not about equality or sharing the wealth. It is envy and nothing more.

In an ideal world then yes everybody would get paid the same and we would all be rich. But we don't live in an ideal world. We live in a world created by man and operating under rules decided by man. The best the poor can ever hope for is to live their lives as best they can and pray that their children will have something better. This will never happen under socialism.

The capitalists, the ones that we are told to despise so much and told make too much profit, have a vested interest in our well being and our wealth. Without us they cannot continue to make their profits. If we don't have money to spend then they cannot take it from us. So they make sure we have enough to keep them in their mansions.

The socialists just take it anyway and sod the future. Yes I agree with their ideals, but as i said we dont live in an ideal world. Until we do then the only thing socialism will ever achieve is to make poor people poorer and rich people richer.

Under a capatilst system things are not fair. The rich get the best houses, the best health care, the best education for their children. And it really isn't fair. But along the way they give other people a chance to escape the poverty they were born into. And a lucky few get the chance to live a better life.

Under socialism nobody gets the chance. They don't want them to have it, and are envious of them. Because of this envy they deny anybody else the chance to improve their lot and everybody suffers for it.

Years ago, when the Unions were just getting started, then socialism and Labour surved a purpose. Then they were the party of the poor and the working class and they helped improve things for the poor.

But in the modern world all they do is make things harder. Labour have destroyed this country, destroyed everything this country stood for and have destroyed any hope of poor people being able to find their way out of poverty.

I was wrong!

Yes, I know it's a bit of a shock but I was wrong! A few days ago I said that gormless Gordon and his tax and waste policies were killing 5000 people a year because of dirty hospitals.

The actual figures are 8000 for C-diff alone, with another 3000 being killed by MRSA. That is eleven thousand deaths a year this man is responsible for! To be fair gormless Gordon can be held responsible for throwing billions into the NHS without solving this problem. But he didn't cause it.

The cause of our dirty hospitals is because the cleaning is no longer the responsibility of the NHS but is done by private contactors. So whatever a hospital spends on cleaning straight away a huge chunk of it goes to keep company directors in huge salaries and shareholders in profit. To acheive these profits they use the cheapest cleaning materials they can find and pay their staff minimum wage.

These staff are employed on short term contracts with hardly any legal rights, no entitlement to holidays and because of this their staff turnover is unbelievably high. They cleaners do as little as possible for the pittance they are paid and the end result is filthy hospitals and 11,000 deaths a year.

It also goes to prove another point. That people in the cleaning industry, dustmen, sewage workers, road sweepers etc are doing jobs that are every bit as important and every bit as essential as policeman, fireman, doctors etc. So isn't it about time this was recognised and they were paid the same?

We live in a society where white collar workers and leaches like those in the advertising industry get paid very well yet people in essential jobs that protect us from disease are paid a pittance.

Pay peanuts and you get monkeys. The relatives of 11,000 people last year can testify to that.