The Yorkshire Ripper is cured!

Yes, according to the mad scientists at the secure unit where this mass murder has spent the past few years playing video games and downloading hardcore porn on the Internet, the Yorkshire Ripper is now cured and could even be released. That much be such a relief to his victims who survived and the relatives of all the ones who didn't. I feel quite sure they have spent all their time since this man murdered their loved ones just hoping that one day this misunderstood monster could be cured and allowed to live a normal life.

Of course, gormless Gordon, the unelected PM of this Labour created cesspit we now all have to live in, had something to say about this. He said it is "unlikely" this man will be released.

Now believe it or not that is not what the vast majority of people in this country wanted to hear. Instead of just opening his mouth he should have taken a little time to think things through and come up with something along these lines.

"After hearing that the Yorkshire Ripper may be eligable for release I have taken steps to change the law and can now assure everyone that this man will never be released"

But that would mean putting the rights of the vast law abiding majority above the rights of a murdering low life piece of scum who should have been executed years ago. And as we all know under this government criminals come first.