Well we survived. Adults Only

As you have probably guessed we made it through the last lot of chemo in one piece. Apart from the nausea, the pain, the horrible taste in our mouth, the tiredness, the constant aching etc it all went quite well!

We now have a scan on Thursday which will determine if the chemo is actually doing anything and will determine if we will die around September or hold on until Christmas. We are really looking forward to it!

So, to cheer us all up, here is a babe in some boots. Enjoy her here.

A simple solution. Adults Only

While our MP's and bankers continue to line their own pockets our economy continues to collapse. Gormless Gordons latest great idea is to print more money and give it to the banks, so they can pay bigger bonuses and lose it again, just like they did the last lot and the one before that.

So I have a better, much simpler idea. Print more money, give 10% to customs and immigration so they can weed out the illegal immigrants and kick them out so they are no longer costing us all money. Use 10% to build more prisons so we can lock up our criminals and reduce the cost of crime to the tax payer.

Then give everybody on the electoral roll, who isn't in prison or living abroad, £5000 each. Those who don't need the money will invest it and ease the banking crisis. Those struggling to pay their mortgages will be able to afford them and not lose their homes. Those with small businesses can put the money into their business and stop themselves going bust. The rest of us will spend it, boosting the economy and keeping people in jobs.

It is the perfect solution to our problems except that it doesn't give the government any way of lining their own pockets and goes against their socialist principles of keeping the poor in their place.

So instead they will give it all to the banks and nothing will change.

Here is a bird.

Two Mini's. Adults Only

Here we have two Mini's. One of them a car and the other one a very short skirt barely covering a very nice babe.

The car is a proper Mini, one of the originals not the silly oversise version, made by BMW and guaranteed to make your willy shrink two inches as soon as you buy it.

The babe in the other Mini is Penthouse Pet Faye Reagan. You can see more of both of them by clicking here.

If you want to see lots more babes in Mini Skirts then take a look at Simply Mini Skirts. This new site already has 28 free galleries of babes in short skirts with more being added daily, chemo allowing.

Babe and a BMW. Adults Only

Here we have something I know you all enjoy. A babe and a car. The babe is nineteen year old Ann Angel. The car is a BMW M6.

Just why any man would drive a BMW of any sort is beyond me, you might just as well walk round with a tatoo on your forehead saying "I am a prat and have a small willy"

So if you have a small willy and want to see more of the BMW, or you are normal and want to see more of the babe, then take a look here.

Comparing Beckham to Bobby Moore is an insult. Adults Only

David Beckham last night equalled Bobby Moore's record of England caps and the press are all comparing the two. That is nothing but an insult to Bobby Moore.

Firstly he played over 1000 more minutes, eleven whole games, more than Beckham who has got many of his caps coming on for the last couple of minutes. Secondly Bobby helped us win a world cup. Beckam, by acting like a spoilt child and getting sent off against Argentina and persistently declaring himself fit for tornaments when he clearly wasn't helped lose us world cups. Bobby put England first, Becks put his bank balance first.

Then there is the fact that David Beckham takes millions of pounds in sponsership from sports companies, money he doesn't need and can never possibly spend, while ignoring the fact that whist he is taking these millions the people who work for these companies get paid a pittance, work 12 hour days without breaks and live in poverty, in many cases not being able to feed their families.

Finally if Bobby Moore had have married a talentless bimbo he would have put his foot down and stopped her from inflicting her out of tune screeching on the rest of us.

Comparing the great Bobby Moore, a real man, with this overpaid prima donna is nothing but an insult to Bobby Moore.

Here is fit brunette Shyla again.

Just Because. Adults Only

This rather lovely brunette is on here just because I like her, no other reason. It's my site so I will post what I like.

To see more of brunette babe Shyla Jennings take a look here.

Introducing Simply Mini Skirts. Adults Only

Now we all like to see a nice looking bird in a short skirt so with that in mind we have added another site to our portfollio, the fantastic Simply Mini Skirts. This new site is packed with women of all ages with one thing in common, they are all wearing short skirts or mini dresses.

To see more of this brunette in the denim mini skirt take a look here.

Or to visit Simply Mini Skirts go here.

Just a teaser. Adults Only

This very lovely brunette babe is called Megan. She is not here just because she looks good, but also as a teaser for the sort of girls we feature on our sister site Simply Cute.

Take a much better look at Megan here.

Visit Simply Cute and see lots more babes like her here.

Being away so long. Adults Only

Being away so long has of course meant that we haven't been able to meet our obligation to the homosexual community and we have been living in fear of the thought police knocking on the door and nicking us for it.

So we will put that right now and hopefully keep the gays off our backs for another month.

So here, just for all you homosexuals out there, are two birds getting it on. See them at it here.

Furniture sales still on. Adults Only

The furniture sales that started in 1973 are still on and they are getting better than ever. Now you can get this cute eighteen year old with the pigtails free when you buy this repulsive brown leather chair.

See more of both the chair and the free gift here.

Easing my way back in. Adults Only

Now I am still very tired from the chemo so I am not going to just jump back in and start putting the world to rights straight away. I thought I would just ease my way back in and feature some crumpet before getting down to the important stuff.

So here we have an eastern European bird stripping naked. I hope thats okay?

See the full set of pics here.

I think we are back. Adults Only

Well we are definitely feeling much better now and don't have anymore chemo for another nine days so I think we may be back, or at least until we fall asleep we are anyway.

And what better way to come back than with a bird? And a nice fit long haired half naked eighteen year old bird at that.

To see more of the lovely Anya take a look here.

Furniture sales war hotting up! Adults Only

Well it's nearly Christmas so we all know what is coming next. Yes, endless adverts on TV offering half price furniture that you don't have to pay for until next Christmas. The adverts will be non stop, annoying everybody who sees or hears them and making us all vow never to go anywhere near one of their shops let alone buy their overpriced shoddy goods.

This year with the economy still reeling from eleven years of gormless gordon's mismanagement the competition for our money is getting even hotter so they are all going to be using naked women to promote their goods.

Now while this is obviously a good thing for us people who enjoy looking at a fit babe now and again somebody should really point out to them that after Labour's attempts to kick start the economy the only people with any money left are the rich and middle classes who have benefited from their tax the poor to feed the rich policies and that these people wouldn't be seen dead in one of their stores.

So I guess all we need to do is enjoy the views on offer. Here is a bird on a white sofa.

Talking of Foreigners. Adults Only

In 2004 an illegal immigrant, Rashid Ali, arrived in this country claiming to be Algerian and demanding assylum. He was refused and after realising that under Labour the streets are paved with discarded syringes rather than gold he stowed away on a boat to try and go home. He was caught and arrested.

He then tried to leave another four times and was caught and arrested. After the fifth attempt he was held in an assylum centre for three years at a cost of £250,000 while he waited to be deported. But he wasn't deported and two days after his release he stowed away again and was once more arrested!

The judge at his latest court appearance has remanded him in custody, at more expense to the tax payer while he attempts to get some sort of expanation from immigration officials as to why this man is still here.

Now if somebody here illegally who wants to go home can't get out does anybody honestly belive the crap spouted by Labour last week about cracking down on illegal immigrants?

Here is a fit bird.

Labour could still win. Adults Only

Frightening as it may be there is still a chance that Labour could actually win the next election. Despite the mess they have made of the economy, despite rising crime, despite them lieing through their teeth at every opportunity and despite what they have done to the poor of this country people are still scared to vote Conservative.

It's not because of the ultra rich Tory supporters, they don't put people off. The mega rich are a breed of people that we have all come to accept. No the sort of Tory that frightens people and makes people nervous about voting Labour are the middle classes, the journailists, advertising executives, estate agents etc who give Conservatives a bad name.

These are the ones who earn over £150,000 a year, over £3000 a week, yet still expect to get their Child alowances and save them up for their luxury holidays. The ones who drive expensive new cars then go to their local RSPCA centre to get free treatment for their pets. The ones who, despite easily being able to afford private health insurance, go to the NHS and expect "free" IVF treatment and cosmetic surgery. The ones who bleat that they may, if their accountant isn't careful, have to pay an extra £20 a week out of their £3000 a week in taxes. The one's who employ illegal immigrants to do their cleaning and their building work to save a few quid then complain that English people are lazy because they won't work for a pittance.

It's these greedy people in non essential jobs who expect everything for nothing and pay as little as possible to anybody they employ that scare people. It's these self centred people who honestly think that pushing paper in an office makes them worth ten times more than a nurse or a dustman who stop people voting Conservative.

Thats why Gormless raised the tax rate. He knows he won't get any extra money out of them. Our dodgy tax laws and their dodgy acountants will see to that. But he also knew that the first thing these people would do is complain that they may have to start making some sort of useful contribution to society. All he was trying to do was expose just how greedy, selfish and obnoxious these people really are.

And he succeeded. Labour are catching the Conservatives in the polls. Not because anybody thinks that they are doing a good job. But because they are worried that should these idle, greedy middle classes get their way then things could get even worse.

Here is a bird.

A new invention! Adults Only

This Christmas we have decided to get into the spirit of things and have come up with a new idea to make Christmas a lot easier. And here it is, the Christmas gift that unwraps itself!

So come on girls save your guys a lot of time and effort and get him one of these for Christmas. All he has to do is get up, crack a can and watch as this great gift idea unwraps itself and does all the work.

Take a good look at this great idea here.

Just a blonde. Adults Only

Just realised we have been a bit short of crumpet on here lately so I figured I should put that right. So here, for no other reason than she is gorgeous, is naked blonde babe Kinga posing on a leather sofa.

Have a good look at her here.

Some Christmas cheer. Adults Only

Well it's coming up to the annual spend fest known as Christmas. This is the time of year when muslim's who have spent all year slagging off Christianity quite happily charge us double in their mini cabs because it is a religous holiday and supermarkets lower their prices to what they should have been all year to try and entice us to save money.

There are a few people who do still actually treat Christmas as a time to celebrate the birth of christ but they are far outnumbered by those who treat it as a chance to make money at every opportunity.

I just see it as a chane to see babes like this blonde here all dressed up in Christmas outfits!

See Santa's little helper reveal a lot more here.

We have a rule. Adults Only

Well every now and again Peter lets me drive the car, but only if we are on our own, and he has made some rules for when I do. One of them is that we don't stop for hitch hikers. However if we came across this babe thumbing a lift I bet I could get him to change his mind!

See if you would stop here.

Double delight. Adults Only

Today we had a bonus in our mailbox. No, not the news that Gordon Brown and his new labour cronies are being prosecuted for murder, we are still waiting in hope for that, but a couple of nice blondes requesting an interview for the jobs of nurse and maid to Peter and I.

Check out their suitability here.