Well we survived. Adults Only

As you have probably guessed we made it through the last lot of chemo in one piece. Apart from the nausea, the pain, the horrible taste in our mouth, the tiredness, the constant aching etc it all went quite well!

We now have a scan on Thursday which will determine if the chemo is actually doing anything and will determine if we will die around September or hold on until Christmas. We are really looking forward to it!

So, to cheer us all up, here is a babe in some boots. Enjoy her here.

Comparing Beckham to Bobby Moore is an insult. Adults Only

David Beckham last night equalled Bobby Moore's record of England caps and the press are all comparing the two. That is nothing but an insult to Bobby Moore.

Firstly he played over 1000 more minutes, eleven whole games, more than Beckham who has got many of his caps coming on for the last couple of minutes. Secondly Bobby helped us win a world cup. Beckam, by acting like a spoilt child and getting sent off against Argentina and persistently declaring himself fit for tornaments when he clearly wasn't helped lose us world cups. Bobby put England first, Becks put his bank balance first.

Then there is the fact that David Beckham takes millions of pounds in sponsership from sports companies, money he doesn't need and can never possibly spend, while ignoring the fact that whist he is taking these millions the people who work for these companies get paid a pittance, work 12 hour days without breaks and live in poverty, in many cases not being able to feed their families.

Finally if Bobby Moore had have married a talentless bimbo he would have put his foot down and stopped her from inflicting her out of tune screeching on the rest of us.

Comparing the great Bobby Moore, a real man, with this overpaid prima donna is nothing but an insult to Bobby Moore.

Here is fit brunette Shyla again.

Just Because. Adults Only

This rather lovely brunette is on here just because I like her, no other reason. It's my site so I will post what I like.

To see more of brunette babe Shyla Jennings take a look here.

Introducing Simply Mini Skirts. Adults Only

Now we all like to see a nice looking bird in a short skirt so with that in mind we have added another site to our portfollio, the fantastic Simply Mini Skirts. This new site is packed with women of all ages with one thing in common, they are all wearing short skirts or mini dresses.

To see more of this brunette in the denim mini skirt take a look here.

Or to visit Simply Mini Skirts go here.

Just a teaser. Adults Only

This very lovely brunette babe is called Megan. She is not here just because she looks good, but also as a teaser for the sort of girls we feature on our sister site Simply Cute.

Take a much better look at Megan here.

Visit Simply Cute and see lots more babes like her here.

1.4 million new jobs created last year! Adults Only

Yes it's true, there were 1.4 million new jobs created here last year! So has this cut unempolyment? Well no actually because every one of these new jobs went to a migrant and the amount of British born people out of work actually increased by 62,000!

So, in plain English, our country, which is already over populated, created 1.4 million new jobs that were supposed to go to British people and instead imported 1.4 million foreigners to do those jobs cheaply.

Labour, the party for the poor? Don't make me laugh.

Here is a bird.

Before we go. Adults Only

Before we go to bed for the night I would just like to introduce you to this very cute brunette. Her name is Jana and you can see her strip naked here.

To see lots more cuties like her then visit our sister site Simply Cute and to see lots more babes stripping out of their clothes visit Simply Strippers.

They have both been recently updated and are well worth a look.

How much? Adults Only

When you want to buy a TV you go into a shop, see what you want, and pay the price it is marked up at. If it is £500 it is £500, not £500, plus tax, plus £10 for the box, plus £20 for fuel to get if from the docks to the shop. You don't have to pay an extra £15 if you buy two and want them in your house next to each other. The price is £500, you pay £500.

So why are holidays and flights not priced the same? The price you see is the price you pay? The airlines and holiday companies all advertise pices that are quite simply lies. There are always extras. Some charge extra for your luggage, they charge extra for food on the plane, if you book two seats they charge you extra to guarantee sitting next to each other. They charge tall people extra when what they should be doing is increasing the legroom so everybody can sit in comfort and safety and not just midgets.

They even charge extra for the fuel! That is crap! Surely they should include the price of the fuel in the price of the ticket because without the fuel the ticket is useless anyway because you can't go anywhere? Cab drivers dont charge extra for the fuel, neither do buses or coaches. So how an earth are the airlines allowed to get away with it?

The price advertised for a holiday should be inclusive of everything. The same with flights. The advertised price should be the price you pay.

How much do you think this bird would cost?

I will now get mail. Adults Only

After daring to criticise islam I will now probably get mail from irrate, tolerant, peace loving muslims threatening to disembowel me and all sorts of other interesting things. So I will answer your mail in advance.

England, the country I live in, despite the best efforts of the current socialist dictator in charge, still has a thing known as free speach and people are still allowed to have their own opinion. I understand that as followers of a cult that preaches intolerance, hatred and that any non muslim is evil will find that hard to understand but I'm sorry thats what happens in the civilised world.

So if you don't like my opinions please shut the door on the way out.

Here is a bird.

Another portion of Peaches. Adults Only

Well I still had the taste of Peaches in my mouth when I came across this gallery. So here we have another portion of Peaches to help keep us healthy. It also gives me an ideal opportunity to plug our sister site Simply Legs, the site where all the girls wear stockings. A bit like Liverpool really except at Simply Legs they wear them on their legs and not their face!

Get your second helping of Peaches here.

Eat a Peach. Adults Only

Well we all know by now that five portions of fruit and veg a day is supposed to be good for you. Well this babes name is Peaches and after five portions of her in one day I would be good for nothing!

But she has the right name, she really is a peach. Drool over her here.

We also like stripes. Adults Only

We know that at least one of our regular readers also likes to see a bird in stripes. And this cutie does look good in them. She also has a lovely little bum.

Check her out here.

Last one tonight. Adults Only

Well the flame thrower that was burning in our chest has now settled down and become nothing more painful than a blow torch so we are going to try and sleep. So here is the last babe of the night.

Ogle her here.

Peter can't sleep. Adults Only

Well it is two o'clock in the morning and Peter is in a bit too much pain to sleep at the moment which of course means I am up as well. So we are sitting here just going back through this years galleries from Met Art to see what babes we didn't feature at the time and seeing if any are worth featuring now.

That sounds simple doesn't it? But it's not. Because we have now been doing this for over three hours and we are still on January! The amount of content on Met Art is amazing. We only get the promo galleries and it has taken over three hours to get through one month. Members of the site get loads more galleries and full length videos as well, nine years worth of it!

So if you are in the market for a great porn site with some seriously hot babes and an unlimited amount of content then Met Art has to be the one to go for.

Here is one of their birds.

And another applicant. Adults Only

Here we have another bird interested in looking after us, again without a name! Take a look at her here.

We are getting our own Nurse! Adults Only

Well whatever happens one thing is now certain. At some time in the next year or so Peter and I are going to end up in a hospital or a hospice. So I figured I should try and arrange our own Nurse so that we have something pleasant to look at as we die. So I have put the feelers out and the applications have started to come in. And of course I have to share them all with you so here is the first applicant. She forget to give her name but then who cares anyway! We will barely have enough breath to knock one out so we wont be talking to her!

Take a look at her here.

Elizabeth Hurley flashing

It's been a while since we have had a so called celebrity flashing their knickers on here so now Elizabeth Hurley has got in on the act I figured why not put her on here? Okay I know she's getting on a bit now and her BJ's are so bad her ex had to look elsewhere but she's not bad for an old bird and we probably would, after a couple of pints anyway! So here we have it. Elizabeth Hurley showing her knickers, Good to you aren't we?

Continuing. Adults Only

Well a while back I started puting up pics of babes on boats for no other reason than that I wanted to. So here we have another one, a brunette who has appeared here before, Raven Riley.

Take a closer look at her here.

We will be back soon. Adults Only

We haven't been updating so much lately because not only have I been ill but we had a new arrival in the household! Yes I bought myself a Playstation 3! But normal service will be resumed very soon.

In the meantime here is a bird to have a look at.

We are back. Adults Only

Well we are back safe and sound from our holiday. They didn't let me drive at all which was a shame but may be the reason we are back safe and sound.

Heard Peter and Slezy talking and it seems like they have already booked for France next year so to get them in the mood here is a French bird.

Take a look at her here.