We are back. Adults Only

Well we are back safe and sound from our holiday. They didn't let me drive at all which was a shame but may be the reason we are back safe and sound.

Heard Peter and Slezy talking and it seems like they have already booked for France next year so to get them in the mood here is a French bird.

Take a look at her here.

The crumpet in France. Adults Only

Apart from a few Dutch housewifes and a German blonde there wasn't a lot of crumpet where we were in France. We did however find this bird who was happy to get her kit off for the camera.

See this French Stripper remove her clothes here.

We are back fron France. Adults Only

We are back from France where we had a great time. But not for long! On 12th July we are off to Penzance for a week.Going to have a serious word with those pirates about the last DVD they sold me!

We will try to get this site updated again before we go but we have another nine to do as well and they are the ones that help pay for all these holidays so they have to come first.

In the meantime here is a naked bird. Enjoy her here.

Another French babe. Adults Only

Finding hot French babes to put on here is proving more difficult than I thought. It seems hot crumpet is yet another thing the French can't do!

You see France is a lovely country to go camping in. It has great scenery, fantastic camp sites and wonderful rivers and lakes. But unfortunately it also has the French. And the French really are useless at just about everything.

Their food is awful, the wine not much better and they speak in that god awful language.

But anyway, here is another bird I found. But it was a long search.

Gina from France. Adults Only

This lovely French blonde is Gina. See a whole lot more of her here in this great gallery.

We are off to France. Adults Only

On the 16th we are taking Kyp to France just to give her a proper run. We will be camping in the Loire valley, near a place named Blois. So to get us in the mood I have decided to feature a few French birds.

See this French brunette here.

I have booked my holiday. Adults Only

Now I know I will definitely have my new car I have booked my holiday. Castonya and I are off to France with our mate Piotr on 16th June. We are going camping in the Loire Valley.

It is an absolute bargain. Seven nights in a tent with proper beds, fridge, cooker etc, our own barbeque outside, free canoe hire and three swimming pools is £231 all in, including the ferry crossing! Including the fuel it will cost us less than £150 each for the week!

Here is a fit bird.

I dont think we are going to Corfu. Adults Only

By the looks of things Peter has given up on the idea of Corfu and is going to drive to France instead. Normandy to be precise. Basically because it is a lot cheaper. The price for two people, including the ferries, is £160 in June! Yes £80 each! And in his new car it won't cost the earth in fuel.

Personally I don't care where we go as long as there is plenty to look at. Like this bird for instance.

Take a look at her here.

Plague will wipe out all frogs in 30 years. Adults Only

Apparantly a plague is going to wipe out all frogs within 30 years! But don't get excited. It doesn't mean that France will once more become a nice place to visit. Unfortunately it is the reptile frogs that are in danger not our cowardly neigbours who think that being a good European is to encourage all their illegal immigrants to come over here. What a shame!

Here is a bird.