Maybe now we will see some racing?

The Formula 1 world championship will this year, for the first time ever, be decided on who wins the most races. Only if there is a tie at the end of the season will second place be worth anything! Finally these drivers will have to go out and do what they are paid for and actually race the cars.

There will be no point backing off and settling for second or third place just to get points. There will be no more taking it easy to preserve the engine for the next race. It is now win or nothing.

Maybe now at last we will actually get to see some racing, assuming the BBC don't break off with two laps to go to show the cricket. Well that is the theory anyway but will it actually produce close racing?

If I was an F1 team manager who had spent £250 million on my cars as soon as I realised that they were not going to win and were actually driving round and round the track for no reason whatsover I would just pull them in the pits, save the fuel and tyre costs, negate the risk of them crashing or blowing up expensive engines and wait until the next race. If I found they were off the pace in qualifying I might even not start the race at all.

So it's a bold move. It could result in better racing. It could also make it, quite literally, pointless.

Two Mini's. Adults Only

Here we have two Mini's. One of them a car and the other one a very short skirt barely covering a very nice babe.

The car is a proper Mini, one of the originals not the silly oversise version, made by BMW and guaranteed to make your willy shrink two inches as soon as you buy it.

The babe in the other Mini is Penthouse Pet Faye Reagan. You can see more of both of them by clicking here.

If you want to see lots more babes in Mini Skirts then take a look at Simply Mini Skirts. This new site already has 28 free galleries of babes in short skirts with more being added daily, chemo allowing.

Babe and a BMW. Adults Only

Here we have something I know you all enjoy. A babe and a car. The babe is nineteen year old Ann Angel. The car is a BMW M6.

Just why any man would drive a BMW of any sort is beyond me, you might just as well walk round with a tatoo on your forehead saying "I am a prat and have a small willy"

So if you have a small willy and want to see more of the BMW, or you are normal and want to see more of the babe, then take a look here.

We have a rule. Adults Only

Well every now and again Peter lets me drive the car, but only if we are on our own, and he has made some rules for when I do. One of them is that we don't stop for hitch hikers. However if we came across this babe thumbing a lift I bet I could get him to change his mind!

See if you would stop here.

A bird and a car. Adults Only

Well here we have a babe and a car. The car is a lovely white AC Cobra. The babe in the little black dress is Anita Dark. The pictures are full size!

See more of both the car and the bird here in the full gallery.

Something different. Adults Only

Here is something we wouldn't normally show on here. Yes it is a police car! But it is an American police car and it also has the rather nice Melissa Midwest draped all over it so I thought why not?

See more of the car and a lot more of Melissa here.

A blonde and a car. Adults Only

The blonde is Alison Angel. The car? Who knows but from what you can see it looks pretty good.

See if you can work out what it is here.

He is getting there!

A little while back we despatched the official site photographer, Mr Wolf, to Brands Hatch to get some exclusive pics of a motor racing event. And he nearly got it right!

Yes he remembered the camera this time, and it even had fresh batteries so it worked as well! But unfortunately he forgot his wallet so all the pics were from outside looking in.

But hey, he is getting there. He even managed to get a shot of a car in one of the pics!

The season has started!

No I am not talking about the football season or anything as trivial as that. This is something far more important, the North American Racing Leagues Saturday season where 31 blokes from around the world meet up online on a Saturday night and race extremely fast cars.

This season we are racing Australian V8's on the same tracks they race in the real thing. Huge heavy overpowered saloons with no traction control and no anti lock brakes thundering around a variety of circuits.

Qualifying was at nine thirty, half an hour to get a fast lap in and get a good place on the grid. Or that is the idea anyway. Within ten minutes I gave up! The slowest of the others was over a second quicker than my personal best! So 750 practice laps, over 2000 miles of Adelaide street circuit and where was I on the grid? Last!

So while the others all jostled to get the best starting position I concentrated on the essentials. Pain killers because two hours without a break hurts! A revved up Rothman to relax me, nicotine chewing gum and water at the ready for the pit stops.

Happily I managed to do a bit better in the race than I did in qualifying and dripping with sweat and completely knackered I managed to finish 20th which I am quite happy with.

And thanks to Mr Wolf I had a gorgeous bird to hold my helmet for me!

A classic Mustang. Adults Only

Well it seems like Playboy is the place to go to see photo's of classic cars. here we have a Mustang. Once more it has a fit bird draped all over it, this time Chelse Medley.

Take a look at them both here.

A classic Thunderbird. Adults Only

Here we have a beautiful car. A white Ford Thunderbird to be exact, more usually known as a T-Bird. It also happens to have Playboy's Jaimie Lee draped all over it which I can assure you is nothing more than a convenient coincidence.

To see more of this lovely car and hot brunette in stockings take a look here.

Kyp has had her first bath!

Well Peter let me have the keys again today and on the way home from shopping I decided to stop for a pint. When I parked the river was still pretty low. Twenty minutes later this happened!

Everything is cool, just some damp carpets, but Peter says I will never get the keys again!

We are off to France. Adults Only

On the 16th we are taking Kyp to France just to give her a proper run. We will be camping in the Loire valley, near a place named Blois. So to get us in the mood I have decided to feature a few French birds.

See this French brunette here.

We have our new car!

We finally took delivery of our new car on Friday! She is a 1.4 Vauxhall Corsa automatic that is great fun to drive! Bright Silver she is and we have named her Kyp.

So far Peter has hogged the drivers seat but he did let me have a little go in her on Saturday. I drove her down the M3 at ninety, went round a roundabout three times just to hear the tyres squeal then drove home with all the windows open and Freebird playing at 140 watts.

So he took the keys off of me! Boring git!

Mitsubishi are useless! Adults Only

After waiting patiently for four weeks, the time I was told it would take to deliver my new car, I rang the dealer today. Apparantly Mitsubishi have some problems and the car wouldn't be available until the end of July. That would be three months since I ordered it!

So I cancelled it. After all if it takes three months build the the thing and ship it from Holland how long would it take to get spare parts for it should it ever need any?

So I went straight down my local Vauxhall dealer and ordered a new Corsa. This will be delivered in about ten to twelve days. It is not as economical but a lot quieter, more comfortable and far better looking. And I can actually get one which is a big improvement on the Mitsubishi!

Here is a fit bird.

A women in distress.

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling.... about women drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.’

The woman continues, 'and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Never Trust A Women in distress!

A brunette and a corvette. Adults Only

This knickerless brunette babe spreading herself over the red Corvette is Adri.

Power up your grease gun here.

Two babes and some great cars. Adults Only

Here is something we haven't had for a while. A couple of fit birds getting their kit off and posing on some hot cars.

Take a look here.

Like watching paint dry. Adults Only

Did you see the Formula 1 yesterday? Did you stay awake? Yesterday it was from Istanbul and proved once and for all that the only thing good to ever have come out of Turkey was the kebab.

The highlight of yesterdays bore fest was Lewis Hamiltons brilliant strategy! After getting to second by the first corner he went on a three stop strategy that worked so well that after almost two hundred miles of racing he ended up second! Brilliant!

Meanwhile, at Monza in Italy, the World Superbike boys showed what motor racing should be about. There was action on every lap of both races with neither race being decided until the last corner.

Maybe the people in charge of F1 should take note?

Here is a bird.

Eighteen year old stripper. Adults Only

Well Peter is busy sulking this morning because we still haven't heard about our new car so I am here to entertain you today.

I can see Peter's point. How can it take this long to get a new car, even if they do have to build it. Mitsubishi, like most other car manufacturers, boast about their high tech plants and how quickly a car can be built. So why the delay?

Could it be that the car has to come from Holland so is stuck at the docks waiting for a lorry whose owner can actually afford the diesel needed to deliver it?

Anyway here is a stripper. Enjoy.