Worlds biggest shuttlecock.

The people at the Guiness book of records last week thought they had discovered the worlds biggest shuttlecock.

It turned out to be Jade Goody in her wedding dress.

Who is Kate Walsh?

Well I decided it was time do do something for the sad perverts who go looking on the Internet for celebrities flashing their bits but all I could come up with were some upskirt pics of Kate Walsh. Now apparantly she is a celebrity and many people will search for Kate Walsh upskirt pics but I don't know who she is!

But we have her anyway. Kate Walsh flashing her white lace panties in some upskirt pics and Kate Walsh showing her naked bum when her short skirt blows up in the wind. So roll up and get your Kate Walsh upskirt pics here!

The funniest thing this week

The funniest thing I saw this week was when Martina Navratilova realised that she was actually on I'm a celebrity get me out of here and not I'm a lesbian get me a battery charger as she had expected to be. And the look on her face when she realised she had actually signed up for three weeks of bug munching not carpet munching was priceless!

Kelly Brook has Britains best body.

According to MSM Kelly Brook has been voted the woman with the best body in Britain. Now having looked through thousands of photo galleries of British birds for this site I would have to disagree because there are some seriously fit babes out there. But I'm guessing they were taling about Celebrities bodies and there were only a limited amount of choices.

So, just to keep the perverts who like to see celebrities in crap grainy photo's showing their flabby bodies off happy here are some pics of Kelly Brook topless and a pic of Kelly Brook naked. Thats right folks, naked and topless pics of Kelly Brooks here!

I also found a couple of pics of Kelly Brook flashing her gash but they also show Kelly Brooks' pubic hair as well so they are a bit rude for here and I have had to put them on Simply Upskirt.

Jennifer Aniston upskirt

Now here is a celebrity I have actually heard of! Jennifer Aniston. And this one I wouldn't need a couple of pints first for. Here we have Jennifer Aniston in an upskirt photo flashing her transparent panties. Look closely and you can even see some pubic hair! Wow!

Jennifer Aniston upskirt flashing her transparent black panties and her pubic hair! The pervs who search for these sort of pics will be flooding in!

So roll up, roll up, all you celebrity spotters. Here is Jennifer Aniston upskirt in transparent panties showing her pubic hair! get your rocks off here!

Elizabeth Hurley flashing

It's been a while since we have had a so called celebrity flashing their knickers on here so now Elizabeth Hurley has got in on the act I figured why not put her on here? Okay I know she's getting on a bit now and her BJ's are so bad her ex had to look elsewhere but she's not bad for an old bird and we probably would, after a couple of pints anyway! So here we have it. Elizabeth Hurley showing her knickers, Good to you aren't we?

Amanda Beard in Playboy. Adults Only

One of the American swimming team at the olympics was also a Playboy model. her name is Amanda Beard and much as I would like to say that I have Amanda Beards Playboy photo shoot here I don't.

I have searched the entire database of Playboy galleries searching for Amanda Beard but she just isn't there. So it look like Playboy missed out on a great marketing opportunity.

But here is another bird from Playboy.

Britney Spears is at it again.

Yes, celebrity slapper Britney Spears is showing her knickers again. this time Britney flashes her pink panties in a couple of upskirt photos. So come on all you weirdo's who spend your time looking for half wits like Britney Spears flashing. This is the place for you!

Are drugs now legal?

Are drugs now legal? I am only asking because for what seems like months the papers have been reporting on "The Worlds fastest Junkie conpetition" I am refering of course to the Tour de France, the only race in the world where evry year without fail the winner gets disqualified for taking drugs!

And coming up soon is the Olympics, where the only winners who dont get disqualified for taking banned drugs are the ones who dont get tested.

And all the while these junkies are making a good living out of taking illegal substances the police are going round handing out on the spot tax summonses to people in possesion of marijuana.

Then every week you will find at least one so called celebrity pictured in the newspapers snorting or shooting up their drug of choice knowing they wont get prosecuted because despite a grainy photo of your car number plate being enough to prove you guilty of a motoring offence a full length high quality video with sound isn't enough to prosecute these celebrities.

The easiest places to buy heroine and crack cocaine are government run institutions like prisons and detention centres and every posh bar and restaurant in London allows coke to be snorted in the toilets.

So are drugs illegal or not?

Peaches Geldorf Upskirt. Slapper of the week!

Not content with taking an overdose to try and get some publicity celebrity junkie Peaches Geldorf has now been flashing her knickers at the photographers to try and get in the papers.

Well I dont know if she actually made it to the papers with her upskirt antics but she has made this weeks slapper of the week. Congratulations Peaches.

So, for all of you who like that sort of thing, here is an upskirt pic of Peaches Geldorf flashing her bum and panties.

Cheryl Burke Upskirt.

Here is yet another so called celebrity I have never heard of showing off her panties in some upskirt pics. So if you want to see Cherly Burke flashing her black panties then you have come to the right place.

Victoria Silvstedt.

Well I still don't know who Victoria Silvstedt is or what she does but she is famous for something and enjoys flashing her knickers in public. So here we have Victoria Silvstedt in a pair of see through panties flashing her gash and her pubes. Thats right all you celebrity lovers, Victoria Silvstedt in upskirt photos showing her pussy. Come and get it.

Lilly Allen Upskirt.

I still don't know who Lilly Allen is but she is some sort of celebrity and she doesn't have a bad bum! So here is Lilly Allen in a couple of upskirt pics showing just what a lovely bum she has.

Lilly Allen Topless.

Lilly who? I hear you ask. Don't worry, I don't know who she is either. But apparantly she sings or something and is supposed to be a celebrity. And we all know what topless celebrities mean don't we? yes, perverts looking for topless pictures of them!

So, in a blatant attempt to get more people coming to the site here we have Lilly Allen topless. That is Lilly Allen flashing her boobs in some sunbathing pics.

Anna Friel. Adults Only

Anna Friel has just been voted English TV's most sexiest woman! Are they having a laugh? Have they ever seen this poison dwarf in the flesh? Admittedly it was only viewers of Hallmark, Virgin Media's equivalant of watching paint dry, that voted for her but still!

I once had the misfortune of having Anna Friel as a passenger in my cab and she is definately a minimum ten pinter!

All this poll proves to me is that these new HD TV's are not all they cracked up to be and Spec savers are not doing their job properly.

So forget Anna Friel and look at some pics of a shagable bird instead.

Madonna is in trouble. Adults Only

Just read in the paper that ancient female singer/has been Madonna has got in trouble for swearing live on stage at a concert televised by the BBC. Apparantly one of her boobs nearly popped out as well!

Now I did think of finding some pics of Madonna topless or Madonna naked or even Madonna upskirt. But then I thought why? Apart from a few sick individuals who are into old women why on Earth would any of my readers want to see pictures of an old bird like Madonna?

So I didn't bother. I know what you all come her for. Hot gorgeous babes not old wrinkly celebrities. So here is a much tastier bird than Madonna. Enjoy her here.

Who on Earth is Hayden Panettiere?

This bird, Hayden Panettiere, whoever she is, was the fith most searched for thing on MSN today. But I honestly do not have a clue who she is!

But I did managed to find some Hayden Panettiere upskirt pics. Thats right, Hayden Panettiere flashing her panties in Hayden Panettiere upskirt photo's.

So Hayden Panettiere is on here just in case anyone searched for Hayden Panettiere topless or Hayden Panettiere upskirt.

Emma Watson shows her knickers.

Here we have Emma Watson, aka Hermione Granger in Harry Potter, giving us an upskirt, on the night of her 18th birthday no less! Yes thats right, Emma Watson in a pair of transparent panties flashing her gash just for you.

See more of emma watson flashing at Simply Upskirt

RAF's new advertising campaign.

In an effort to get more recruits it seems the RAF have now come up with a novel advertising campaign. In future all training flights will include a quick shag with Kate Middleton at her place. Free use of a 10 million pound helicopter is included.

Geri Haliwell

For some reason unbeknown to me Spice Girl Geri Haliwell was the most searched for woman on the Internet yesterday. So I figure if that is what people are looking for then that is what I should give them.

I have managed to find a few good pics including Geri Haliwell nipple shots, Geri Haliwell Upskirt pics, Geri Haliwell flashing her gash, Geri Haliwell showing her knickers and Geri Haliwell naked.

So if you are a celebrity searcher and want to see pics of Geri Haliwell flashing her bits you have come to the right place.