Well we survived. Adults Only

As you have probably guessed we made it through the last lot of chemo in one piece. Apart from the nausea, the pain, the horrible taste in our mouth, the tiredness, the constant aching etc it all went quite well!

We now have a scan on Thursday which will determine if the chemo is actually doing anything and will determine if we will die around September or hold on until Christmas. We are really looking forward to it!

So, to cheer us all up, here is a babe in some boots. Enjoy her here.

A health update.

Just wanted to let you all know how things are going now health wise. I have a scan next Monday to see how much bigger the tumours are getting and it's looking like I will be starting the next lot of chemo in January. It's now got to the stage where I am always tired, I'm not eating properly and most of the time I am in pain so I guess it's time for the chemo now. I'm not looking forward to the constant trips to hospital again but I am looking forward to feeling better!

We finally have to give in. Adults Only

As a lot of you already know Peter and I have to do another lot of chemo because our cancer came back. We have been putting it off as long as possible because, to be blunt, the sooner we have it the sooner we die.

The next lot is our last lot so although it should make us feel much better for a few months after that the only thing we have to look forward to is a slow painful death. But we are too ill now to wait much longer.

It has started to become a struggle to do anything at all now and this week we still haven't been shopping because we just were not capable of doing it. We are taking the maximum amount of pain killers we can take yet still spend half our time in pain.

So Peter is going to ring the hospital when we get up tomorrow and try and get things moving.

So, just to cheer us up, here is a very lovely eighteen year old blonde getting her kit off. You can lust over her here. We just don't have the energy.

And a third. Adults Only

And here is todays third applicant for the job. A blonde with big soft pillows. But I am a bit worried about this one. When you look at the pics and see the size of her rectal thermometer you will see why!

Take a look here.

And another applicant. Adults Only

Here we have another bird interested in looking after us, again without a name! Take a look at her here.

We are getting our own Nurse! Adults Only

Well whatever happens one thing is now certain. At some time in the next year or so Peter and I are going to end up in a hospital or a hospice. So I figured I should try and arrange our own Nurse so that we have something pleasant to look at as we die. So I have put the feelers out and the applications have started to come in. And of course I have to share them all with you so here is the first applicant. She forget to give her name but then who cares anyway! We will barely have enough breath to knock one out so we wont be talking to her!

Take a look at her here.

I was wrong!

Yes, I know it's a bit of a shock but I was wrong! A few days ago I said that gormless Gordon and his tax and waste policies were killing 5000 people a year because of dirty hospitals.

The actual figures are 8000 for C-diff alone, with another 3000 being killed by MRSA. That is eleven thousand deaths a year this man is responsible for! To be fair gormless Gordon can be held responsible for throwing billions into the NHS without solving this problem. But he didn't cause it.

The cause of our dirty hospitals is because the cleaning is no longer the responsibility of the NHS but is done by private contactors. So whatever a hospital spends on cleaning straight away a huge chunk of it goes to keep company directors in huge salaries and shareholders in profit. To acheive these profits they use the cheapest cleaning materials they can find and pay their staff minimum wage.

These staff are employed on short term contracts with hardly any legal rights, no entitlement to holidays and because of this their staff turnover is unbelievably high. They cleaners do as little as possible for the pittance they are paid and the end result is filthy hospitals and 11,000 deaths a year.

It also goes to prove another point. That people in the cleaning industry, dustmen, sewage workers, road sweepers etc are doing jobs that are every bit as important and every bit as essential as policeman, fireman, doctors etc. So isn't it about time this was recognised and they were paid the same?

We live in a society where white collar workers and leaches like those in the advertising industry get paid very well yet people in essential jobs that protect us from disease are paid a pittance.

Pay peanuts and you get monkeys. The relatives of 11,000 people last year can testify to that.

Gormless Gordon is back as well. Adults Only

Gordon Gormless was on the plane with the athletes as well and unfortunately for us our unelected leader survived the journey safely.

He was in China to advise the Chinese on population control. He advised them on the use of CCTV to watch over people and make sure they obeyed all the important laws like not smoking in public or using your mobile phone while driving. He offered extremely useful advice to the Chinese on how to keep the poor in their place and subservient to their lords and masters and invaluable advice on how to milk as much tax as possible out of the poor to avoid taxing the well off and risking upsetting them.

By far the most usefull advice he gave the Chinese was how to reduce the population by letting the elderly freeze to death in the winter, witholding drugs and medicine from the sick and killing people off in filthy hospitals.

Unfortunately he wasn't able to advise the Chinese about democracy because it is a subject he knows nothing about.

Here is a bird.

Wanted for Mass Murder.

Have you seen this man? He is wanted for Mass Murder. As leader of the Labour party he is preciding over the systematic murder of countless English people.

Because of his and Labour's incompetence almost five thousand people a year die in our filthy hospitals. Because of his tax and waste policies countless pensioners will freeze to death in their own homes this winter.

Because of Labours failure to deal with crime hundreds of people are dying on our streets, shot or stabbed to death by scum that any decent government would have locked up years ago. Then even more die, killed by thugs released early from prison to make room for council tax protesters.

Many more die on our roads, killed by tiredness caused by sitting in artificially created traffic jams, created purely as an excuse to raise taxes to ease the congestion they created. Then there are the others killed by the extra pollution these government made traffic jams cause.

When you add on those killed by stress because they just cannot cope with the god awful society they now have to live in and the soldiers killed as this unelected fool trys to force democracy on others then this man becomes the biggest serial killer this country has ever seen.

Anybody who voted Labour should be ashamed of themselves because the blood is well and truly on your hands as well.

A public health announcement. Adults Only

As somebody with cancer I feel I should make a special plea to all of you smokers out there. Don't buy them in this country, buy them in Corfu!

They are £25 to £30 a carton cheaper there than here and you can legally bring 16 cartons back with you so you get the holiday in the sun for free! You can still go in May or October for less than £200!

Then when you smoke them you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you perfectly legally screwed the government and had a week eating, drinking and having fun instead of giving them the tax!

They also won't then be able to then use this tax to provide free health care to the non smokers and non drinkers who contribute far less taxes yet clog up our hospitals being treated for self inflicted injuries that could easily have been avoided if they had just of had a drink and a fag and chilled out.

Here is a fit nineteen year old.

April 1st

Hi all, April already, and the day that we all trawl through the newspapers trying to decide what is real and what is an April fools joke. This didn't used to be too difficult but after eleven years of the new taxes party in charge the line between reality and farce is becoming increasingly blurred. So far today I have only looked at The Sun and their April fool joke really took some spotting!

The first thing that sprang to mind was two soldiers being killed on duty trying to bring democracy to Afghanistan while at the same time their unelected primeminister was refusing to allow the people a say on giving up more powers to Europe just in case he loses. But the soldiers were British and the unelected man in charge was Gordon Brown so it turned out to be true!

Then there was the hospital with blood all over the floors and dirty syringes lying around as the deadline approached for the end of the big hospital clean up and yet another government crack down on MRSA. But no, that turned out to be true as well!

Could it be new taxes minister Tessa Jowell joining a campaign to keep her local post office open after voting to have it closed in the house of commons? No, true again!

Or 28,000 bags lost at the new terminal five and passengers waiting a week to get their bags back? Sorry, that turned out to be true as well!

There were so many candidates for the April Fools joke it was beyond belief and It wasn't until I got to the sports pages that I found the actual joke! It said English football players were having to learn Italian so they can speak to the England manager. Or at least I think it's a joke. But given the way this country is going who knows?

I am impressed. Adults Only

I have just got a letter from the Royal Marsden. My next apointment is June 12th. And they have sent me forms for an x-ray and a blood test!

Yes they do things the sensible way! I go there, have my blood test and my x-ray and then see the doctor. Unlike Charring Cross where you see the doctor who then sends you for a blood test and x-ray after keeping you waiting for an hour or so.

It is called forward planning and saves both my time and the doctors time! It is something I actually suggested to the staff at Charring Cross but unfortunately I didn't have a translator so I am not sure any of them understood what I meant.

Plus of course it is common sense which is something that the NHS are not very good at.

So well done the Royal Marsden!

Here is a bird.

It's all very well. Adults Only

It is all very well Peter starting to get better but it really spoils my fun! While he was at hospital getting prodded and poked about by the nurses I used to spend my time ogling them! What will I do now? He really is so selfish sometimes!

Here is one of the nurses from yesterday. Enjoy her here.