A Tax on turning left.

I live in what used to be called the Royal Borough of Richmond Upon Thames that is now more commonly known as the NIMBY borough. This area is full of women driving their four by fours two hundred yards to take their kids to school before using another gallon of petrol to stop off at the recycling bins on their way to a save the planet coffee morning. From there they use another gallon of fuel to get to the anti aircraft noise meeting before driving to pick their kids up from school and then jumping on a jet for a weekend away because it is just sooo convenient living so close to the airport.

Most of these brainless bimbo's have never done a days work in their lives, have no idea of what happens in the real world and the only decision they ever have to make is what colour knickers to wear with their new dress. They have now idea about politics so rather than strain their limited supply of brain cells when it comes to voting they opt for the easy option and vote for a party with no policies. The Liberals.

This means that I live in a borough with a Liberal controlled council who waste tax payers money at such a rapid rate that they are always looking for new ways to get more.

Their latest tax scam is unbelievable and I am sure it won't be long before other boroughs catch on and start using it as well.

Outside Twickenham Station there is a bus lane on London Road. You can't turn left at the main junction anymore, haven't been able to for years, so you have to turn left at the end of the bus lane. At the top of the bridge is sign telling you this and a huge white arrow painted in the road directing you into the bus lane. Behind the sign telling you which lane to be in to turn left and after the arrow directing you into the bus lane they have now put a camera so when you follow the road markings and do as they say you now get nicked for driving in the bus lane!

When you appeal against what is quite obviously a completely ridiculous situation they automatically reject it and you have no choice but to pay up or go to a tribunal. Of course most people just pay the fine and the council end up quids in.

They know that you haven't commited any offence. They know that their signage is illegal and they know that all they are basically doing is blackmailing people. But they also know that people will just pay up so they do it anyway.

It is a complete scandal and nothing more than legalised theft and a perfect example of what you can all expect if the Loony Liberals ever get into power in your area.

The minger is back. Adults Only

Once upon a time we used to do a regular feature on this site called minger of the month. Then Cherie Blair won it and we had to end the competition because she didn't have any competition! She really was the ultimate minger!

And now she is back, promoting a book to help pay for the latest addition to her and her husbands socialist property portfolio. And it turns out she didn't like gormless Gordon either!

She didn't have a problem with him taxing the poor to help the rich. That fitted in perfectly with her socialist principles. She didn't have a problem with him raiding pension funds and stealing peoples old age. Again, as a socialist, this was perfectly acceptable.

No, what offended her socialist principles was gormless Gordon freezing MP's pay meaning that her and Billy Liar had to struggle on her £250,000 a year pay packet, her husbands meagre £125,000 and the bottomless expenses fund known as tax payers money.

As a true socialist she struggled to survive on this and has never forgiven gormless Gordon for the hardship he caused her and her family. And I thought all those earning under £16,000 a year who now have to pay more tax had it hard!

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Of little or no economic value. Adults Only

Imigrants bring little or no economic value to the country. Something that I and several other people have been saying for years and have been branded as racist for saying so. But now it is official. It is what the Lords found in a special report.

Anyone with any common sense already knew it. The taxes they pay and the work they do does not compensate for the extra drain on resources and other problems they bring. Our hospitals can't cope. Neither can our schools, our roads, our housing departments or our police.

English workers have ended up having to work for peanuts because these imigrants are prepared to work for much less money. Thats not me being racist. That is what the report says.

So now it is official and now the new taxes party knows that it's open door policies are destroying our country will it do something about it? Don't hold your breath.

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Tough on Crime!

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. That was how Billy Liar described New Labour the first time he was elected. Lowest crime rates in London for years. So says barmy Ken Livingstone in his bid to protect his job. Crime is falling in real terms. That was what we were told the last time they released official figures.

So if these statements are true how come Labour MP Harriet Harman wore a stab proof jacket when she visited her constituency of Peckham? If she felt she needed this protection whilst being acompanied by no less than three police officers then what chance does anybody else have?

And what does it say about New Labour and ken Livingstone? If you voted New Labour you should hang your head in shame.

April 1st

Hi all, April already, and the day that we all trawl through the newspapers trying to decide what is real and what is an April fools joke. This didn't used to be too difficult but after eleven years of the new taxes party in charge the line between reality and farce is becoming increasingly blurred. So far today I have only looked at The Sun and their April fool joke really took some spotting!

The first thing that sprang to mind was two soldiers being killed on duty trying to bring democracy to Afghanistan while at the same time their unelected primeminister was refusing to allow the people a say on giving up more powers to Europe just in case he loses. But the soldiers were British and the unelected man in charge was Gordon Brown so it turned out to be true!

Then there was the hospital with blood all over the floors and dirty syringes lying around as the deadline approached for the end of the big hospital clean up and yet another government crack down on MRSA. But no, that turned out to be true as well!

Could it be new taxes minister Tessa Jowell joining a campaign to keep her local post office open after voting to have it closed in the house of commons? No, true again!

Or 28,000 bags lost at the new terminal five and passengers waiting a week to get their bags back? Sorry, that turned out to be true as well!

There were so many candidates for the April Fools joke it was beyond belief and It wasn't until I got to the sports pages that I found the actual joke! It said English football players were having to learn Italian so they can speak to the England manager. Or at least I think it's a joke. But given the way this country is going who knows?

I am starting my own Political Party

As Peter has decided he wants to be elected I have decided that I am going to start my own political party. I have thought very carefully about it and have come up with a cunning plan.

Most of my MP's will be straight out of university and will never have done a days work in their lives. Most of them will have studied law and will know exactly how to make things appear straight and honest even when they are not. they will be experts in manipulating facts and figures and will know exactly how to appear good in the eyes of the press.

They will all be fairly well off, will never have known what it is like to be poor and will have nothing at all in common with my target voters, the poor. They will all have private health insurance and wont have to suffer the NHS except when there is a photo opportunity. Their kids will all go to private schools and most of them will actually be from another country so any rules they enforce in England won't actually apply to them.

I will use every problem the country faces as an excuse to raise taxes, the revenue from which I will send to the countries my MP's hail from to ensure that they get elected.

I wont bother educating the children of the poor, sorting out public transport, the health service, dealing with crime or controlling illegal immigration. But I will make it legal for homosexuals to bugger sixteen year old boys in public toilets.

Motorists will be treated as criminals and I will use the phoney global warming scam as a scare mongering tool and as an excuse to once again raise taxes. I will introduce on the spot fines for everything and make it so that only the poor need obey the law.

I will promise the earth in my election manifesto then once I am elected I will completely ignore it and go back on my promises. I will fiddle with all the constituency boundaries and make it very difficult for any other party to oppose me and get elected.

Crime will go up, the prisons will be full, taxes will be at an all time high, kids will leave school unable to read and write. A stay in hospital will have a good chance of becoming a death sentance and the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer.

My main agenda will be lining my pockets and getting myself re-elected so I can become even richer. Racism against the English will become the norm and minorities will be given precedence over the indigenous population.

I am going to call this party New Labour. Do you think people will be stupid enough to fall for it?

A tax on the poor. Adults Only

Every day in this country many thousands of people incur a fine for parking in the wrong place or for over staying the time they have paid to park for. Fair enough you might say, rules are rules, and if you break them you deserve a fine.

However the rules are supposed to apply to everybody, rich and poor alike, and a fine is supposed to be a penalty, a financial penalty to be exact. Years ago fines used to work. You broke the law, you went to court and the magistrate fined you based on your income. The system was geared to punish people who broke the law and inconvenienced others and to deter them from doing it again.

But then the "on the spot fine" was introduced, justice went out of the window and fines became little more than yet another tax, one that mainly affects the poor.

Last weekend, multi millionaire footballer John Terry drove his wife and kids down to Esher for a Pizza. Rather than pay the 50p to park in a proper bay, and walk a couple of hundred yards, this arrogant piece of scum parked his Bentley in a disabled bay outside the restaurant and left it there for two hours, stopping disabled people who need this facility from using it.

You see a £60 parking ticket means nothing to him. This man earns £70,000 a week before taking into acount any sponsership deals he might have. So why should he bother obeying the law?

These "on the spot fines" be they for parking offences or other so called minor offences are just a quick easy way to make money. They also mean that the only people who have to obey the law are those who can't afford not to. If you are rich you can just ignore any laws you find inconvenient and pay the fine.

And of course under New Labour the use of this type of fine has increased almost daily. "On the spot" fines are now used for just about anything the government thinks it can make money out of.

It is just another example of the way new Labour hammers the poor and favours the rich. So, if you need more policies Peter, how about outlawing this tax on the poor and replacing it with a proper justice system that means the rich have to obey the rules as well?

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More Lies from New Labour. Adults Only

Last week, in the budget, Alistair Darling put the cost of road tax up again. As usual the excuse was protecting the environment. And, as usual from a New Labour minister, he was lying.

Road tax on a fuel efficient Nissan Micra will increase by 20%. Road tax on a gas guzzling Hummer will only rise by 14%. How does increasing the cost of running a fuel efficient car help the environment?

These tax rises were nothing more than a money making exercise to help the New Taxes party try and pay back some of the debts it has incurred whilst ruining our once great country.

If you voted Labour you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Heather Mills Awarded £24.3m. Adults Only

Well now I know the world has gone mad. The one legged slapper Heather Mills just got awarded 24.3 million. What did she have to do to earn this money? She just had to be married to an ex beatle for four years and live a life of luxury is all. Nice work if you can get it!

She also had to lay back and get screwed by Paul Macartney but can that really be any worse than having to lay back and get screwed by the New Taxes party like the rest of us have had to do?

Maybe I can get a divorce from the government? If she can get 24.3 million for getting screwed by one person for four years how much would I get for getting shafted by the entire Labour party for eleven?

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