G8 Sumit

Yes it's that time of year again, when the Gormless eight get together for their annual shindig. The time when eight of the worlds biggest liars, cheats, thieves, gangsters and con men take their wives and girlfriends on a free piss up.

Acompanied by a two thousand strong army of hangers on, cronies and security staff the gormless eight stay in luxury surroundings eating gormet food and drinking expensive wines, served by liveried slaves, while they discuss how to alleviate world poverty.

Cherie Blair is very popular at these little gatherings, due mainly to the fact that she has an enormous mouth. These world losers, sorry leaders, have the utmost respect for her ability to shovel food in at an alarming rate whilst defending an assylum seekers human right to take the piss out of the taxpayers.

However with eight of the biggest dicks in the world to contend with even her elongated mouth might struggle to cope. Still, she will soon get a rest. It's nearly time for the blair's annual freebie, sorry holiday. That's assuming she and her thief of a husband are not behind bars where they belong for selling peerages. We can but hope!