Friday, December 31, 2004

Tsunami Relief

After the disaster in Asia the charities doing their best to help desperately need donations. To help please go to one of the two sites below and make a donation.

Donate to Oxfam

Donate to Worldvision

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Chinese Takeaway Posted by Hello
Chinese Takeaway Posted by Hello

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Hot British Babe. Adults Only

Here in the UK we have some of the finest looking babes on the planet. Take this one for example. What would you like to do to her? To see more of this sexy young bird take a look at her gallery. To see lot more like her visit Simply Babes, the home of the hottest babes on the planet.
Brit Babe Posted by Hello
Brit Babe Posted by Hello
Brit Babe Posted by Hello

Free Abi Titmuss Video. Adults Only

As I am sure you are all aware there is a video of Abi Titmuss involved in a threesome and lesbian action available on the Internet. The only problem is that you have to pay for it. Until now! Yes, you can now see Abi Titmuss getting it on with another girl absolutely free. Not only do you get to watch it you can download it. And it will not cost you a penny!
So what is the catch? I can hear you all asking. Well there isn't one, not one I have found anyway! It is available on a site called My Free Pay Site. To gain access all you have to do is send them your e-mail address. They send you a verification link, you click on it and you are in! They don't even spam you! I have been a member for a few weeks now and apart from the initial mail they have never contacted me at all! Nothing, no spam at all! I know this because I set up an e-mail account just to join this program in case of spam. But there isn't any.
Not only do you get to download celebrity vids, Abi Titmuss, Pamela Anderson etc you can also stream as much hardcore porn as you wish. There are clips, full length vids and thousands of pictures. The vids are available in a number of formats and in general very high quality.
So, if you want to see Abi Titmuss in full uncensored sex action join My Free Pay Site and get your tissues ready! Then come back and leave a comment saying thank you.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Feel like a woman.

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

Abi Titmuss buys a dildo!

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"
The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "£35."
She, "How much for the black one?"
He, "£35 for the black one, £35 for the white one."
She, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" He, "£35."
She, "How much for the white one?"
He, "£35 for the white one, £35 for the black one."
She, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later Abi Titmuss comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "£35 for the white, £35 for the black."
She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you £165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for £165!"