Monday, September 12, 2005
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Babes in the wood.Adult only
Just take a look at these two gorgeous creatures. Then when you have finished drawling go take a look at the gallery. You will not believe the quality of the photo's!
Natural Beauty
Do you like to look at pics of naked women? I thought you might! Well take a look at this babe, she is gorgeous.
English Amateur Elle. Adults Only
This gorgeous babe is Elle, a genuine English Amateur model with a real hot body. Just follow the link to see her reveal every inch of her smooth bare flesh.
Saturday, September 10, 2005
Post Your Girls. Adults Only
Ever wanted to see your friend or bosses wife naked and showing it all for the camera? Well if it's ever going to happen the chances are the pics will be here. This site shows only reader submitted pics of wives and girlfriends and it is all free! Go take a look but only if you are over 18.
Andrea:Adults Only
Well this weeks Topless Tottie is the lovely Andrea. What a pair of puppies she has! To see more of this lovely babe just follow the link but be warned, its for adults only!
After the honeymoon
A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a £50 note on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me £20 change!''
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a £50 note on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me £20 change!''
The Blind Man
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
Kate Moss shows a nipple
For some reason Kate Moss is one of the most searched for models on the Internet at the moment. So who am I to argue? Here is a photo of Kate Moss showing one of her nipples. For more pics just follow the link!
Tuning Linx
Tuning Linx is a site with hundreds of links to cat tuning sites. They have verything you could ever need for your car. Plus hundreds of photos of some of the hottest cars on the road, with some hot babes thrown in for good measure! Take a look at their site and enjoy!
Superbikes and Babes
Well this is another must see site for all you bikers out there. Some fantastic looking bikes and some real horny babes. If you are into either girls or bikes then go and take a look. If you are not into either then what are you doing here?
Car Babes
The lovely Amy, pictured below, is just one of the gorgeous girls featured on this fantastic site. Called Car Babes it features, would you believe, cars and babes. It has some fantastic pics so if you fancy seeing much more of the lovely Amy, or any of the other gorgeous girls, go and take a look at this great site.
I am back
Sorry the site hasn't been updated lately but I have been a bit pushed for time and have been concentrating on my other site Simply Babes.
But now I am back and will be updating whenever I get the chance, once more giving you the best jokes, the hottest babes and some great cars and bikes.
But now I am back and will be updating whenever I get the chance, once more giving you the best jokes, the hottest babes and some great cars and bikes.
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Tara Reid and Paris Hilton
Tara Reid and Paris Hilton were out partying this week, and Tara Reid got seriously drunk, flashing her knickers and falling over. Here are the pics to prove it, plus a couple of Tara in a bikini to show that she can sometimes be demure!
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
The Daily Mirror
A few weeks ago I published a post saying it was the first time I had ever agreed with the Daily Mirror. Since then I have had a couple of e-mails asking why I do not usually agree with them. So I thought I would try and explain.
You see you have to understand how the Daily Mirror came into existence in the first place. Back in the old days the poor in this country used to have a job for life, cheap rented accommodation, were taxed fairly, enjoyed a smoke and a drink and in general were a happy bunch. Crime was quite low and it was mainly the rich, or banks, post offices etc who suffered the consequences of crime.
Well one day, a bunch of socialists were sitting in their mansion drinking champagne and one of them remarked on what a disgrace it was.
“Poor people shouldn’t enjoy themselves!” he remarked. “If they get used to having a good life, they will start wanting an education and so forth. They will start getting ideas above their station. They will start to think they can be like us! I am all for everyone being equal and all that but surely this doesn’t apply to the poor?”
And so the Labour party was born. Using their association with the Trade Union movement these work shy layabouts quickly planned a strategy for putting the situation right. They decided to get the unions to demand unrealistic pay and conditions and set about getting themselves elected into government so they could introduce high taxes. They figured that if half the poor were out of work and the other half were taxed unmercifully then the poor would soon be just where they wanted them. Destitute.
However their main priority was getting their message across. They needed people to vote for them so their plan would work Of course nobody with any sort of education was going to vote for them and the poor were still badly educated so they needed the poor to vote for them. But how do you convince the people you are going to suppress that it’s a good idea? Well, in true socialist style they decided to tell them lies.
In order to do this they needed to communicate with the poor and they thought long and hard and consumed several cases of champagne before one of them had a brain wave.
“The poor spend so much money enjoying themselves that they cannot afford toilet paper” he told his friends. “They use newspaper. So why don’t we publish our own newspaper, then when they are sitting on the toilet they can read what we have to say”
And so the Daily Mirror was born. A piece of socialist propaganda, full of blatant lies and half truths and only just about fit to wipe your arse with.
You see you have to understand how the Daily Mirror came into existence in the first place. Back in the old days the poor in this country used to have a job for life, cheap rented accommodation, were taxed fairly, enjoyed a smoke and a drink and in general were a happy bunch. Crime was quite low and it was mainly the rich, or banks, post offices etc who suffered the consequences of crime.
Well one day, a bunch of socialists were sitting in their mansion drinking champagne and one of them remarked on what a disgrace it was.
“Poor people shouldn’t enjoy themselves!” he remarked. “If they get used to having a good life, they will start wanting an education and so forth. They will start getting ideas above their station. They will start to think they can be like us! I am all for everyone being equal and all that but surely this doesn’t apply to the poor?”
And so the Labour party was born. Using their association with the Trade Union movement these work shy layabouts quickly planned a strategy for putting the situation right. They decided to get the unions to demand unrealistic pay and conditions and set about getting themselves elected into government so they could introduce high taxes. They figured that if half the poor were out of work and the other half were taxed unmercifully then the poor would soon be just where they wanted them. Destitute.
However their main priority was getting their message across. They needed people to vote for them so their plan would work Of course nobody with any sort of education was going to vote for them and the poor were still badly educated so they needed the poor to vote for them. But how do you convince the people you are going to suppress that it’s a good idea? Well, in true socialist style they decided to tell them lies.
In order to do this they needed to communicate with the poor and they thought long and hard and consumed several cases of champagne before one of them had a brain wave.
“The poor spend so much money enjoying themselves that they cannot afford toilet paper” he told his friends. “They use newspaper. So why don’t we publish our own newspaper, then when they are sitting on the toilet they can read what we have to say”
And so the Daily Mirror was born. A piece of socialist propaganda, full of blatant lies and half truths and only just about fit to wipe your arse with.
Friday, December 31, 2004
Tsunami Relief
After the disaster in Asia the charities doing their best to help desperately need donations. To help please go to one of the two sites below and make a donation.
Donate to Oxfam
Donate to Worldvision
Donate to Oxfam
Donate to Worldvision
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Hot British Babe. Adults Only
Here in the UK we have some of the finest looking babes on the planet. Take this one for example. What would you like to do to her? To see more of this sexy young bird take a look at her gallery. To see lot more like her visit Simply Babes, the home of the hottest babes on the planet.
Free Abi Titmuss Video. Adults Only
As I am sure you are all aware there is a video of Abi Titmuss involved in a threesome and lesbian action available on the Internet. The only problem is that you have to pay for it. Until now! Yes, you can now see Abi Titmuss getting it on with another girl absolutely free. Not only do you get to watch it you can download it. And it will not cost you a penny!
So what is the catch? I can hear you all asking. Well there isn't one, not one I have found anyway! It is available on a site called My Free Pay Site. To gain access all you have to do is send them your e-mail address. They send you a verification link, you click on it and you are in! They don't even spam you! I have been a member for a few weeks now and apart from the initial mail they have never contacted me at all! Nothing, no spam at all! I know this because I set up an e-mail account just to join this program in case of spam. But there isn't any.
Not only do you get to download celebrity vids, Abi Titmuss, Pamela Anderson etc you can also stream as much hardcore porn as you wish. There are clips, full length vids and thousands of pictures. The vids are available in a number of formats and in general very high quality.
So, if you want to see Abi Titmuss in full uncensored sex action join My Free Pay Site and get your tissues ready! Then come back and leave a comment saying thank you.
So what is the catch? I can hear you all asking. Well there isn't one, not one I have found anyway! It is available on a site called My Free Pay Site. To gain access all you have to do is send them your e-mail address. They send you a verification link, you click on it and you are in! They don't even spam you! I have been a member for a few weeks now and apart from the initial mail they have never contacted me at all! Nothing, no spam at all! I know this because I set up an e-mail account just to join this program in case of spam. But there isn't any.
Not only do you get to download celebrity vids, Abi Titmuss, Pamela Anderson etc you can also stream as much hardcore porn as you wish. There are clips, full length vids and thousands of pictures. The vids are available in a number of formats and in general very high quality.
So, if you want to see Abi Titmuss in full uncensored sex action join My Free Pay Site and get your tissues ready! Then come back and leave a comment saying thank you.
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Feel like a woman.
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
Abi Titmuss buys a dildo!
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"
The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "£35."
She, "How much for the black one?"
He, "£35 for the black one, £35 for the white one."
She, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" He, "£35."
She, "How much for the white one?"
He, "£35 for the white one, £35 for the black one."
She, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later Abi Titmuss comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "£35 for the white, £35 for the black."
She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you £165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for £165!"
The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "£35."
She, "How much for the black one?"
He, "£35 for the black one, £35 for the white one."
She, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" He, "£35."
She, "How much for the white one?"
He, "£35 for the white one, £35 for the black one."
She, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later Abi Titmuss comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "£35 for the white, £35 for the black."
She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you £165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for £165!"
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