Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Immigration

Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration.


The interviewing officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."


Mujibar said, "I am ready."


The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green."


Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister officer, I am ready."


The officer said, "Go ahead."


Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"


Mujibar now works at a call centre near you.

Hair or Bare? Vote now.

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Sunday, October 16, 2005

Hot teen

I posted this pic purely because I like it. Karen is a pretty eighteen year old with her own website. See all the pics from this gallery here.
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More of Melissa

Here is the same babe again, this time displaying her talents all over a hot car. See all the great quality pics here.
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Blonde on a Harley.

Well, from Southern California we now go to the midwest where we find horny blonde Melissa straddling a huge Harley. Great bike, great bird. Shame I can't afford either. See the full picture set here.
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Ford F150

On the West Coast, there is nothing better when it comes to trucks than a custom ride you can also fit a few friends into. The popularity of crew cab trucks is at an all time high. Carl Ledsworth from Simi Valley, California rolls around in this 2002 Ford F150 Supercrew. He has made modifications to every aspect of his crew cab including the rear seating but he still has room for himself and three friends.
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End of the night. Adults Only

This english dogger has finished for the night by the look of it! Now there is an idea for a business. Car cleaning at doggers car parks, assuming you can keep your mind on the work. To see just how this dogging babe got in this state have a look at the gallery.
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English dogger.Adults Only

Here is another English dogger. This babe soon gets out of the car and blows everyones horn while her husband takes pictures to post on the Internet. Have a look at this English dogger babe in action in this full gallery.
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Dogging. Adults Only

Apparently there are guys about who like to take their wives or girlfriends to car parks and allow other guys to have them whilst they take photographs. This blonde was found on one of the dogging websites and is probably the cleanest photo from the set. If you want to see all of what she gets up to while out dogging then have a look at the full gallery.
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UK babe Anjali. Adults Only

Here is another hot babe from the UK who has her own website. Take a good look at the gorgeous Anjali in this gallery she has sent us.
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Saturday, October 15, 2005

Stripper of the week.Adults Only

This weeks stripper is the lovely Judith from England. She not only removes all her clothes she gets very dirty with a plastic friend as well. See all the hardcore action in high quality pics here.
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Included in the price?

I have spent hours on Peugoet's website but I still can't work out if Tamara is classed as a free seat cover or if she is an optional extra. All I know is that if she is included in the price I'm going to buy one! See the full set of pics here.
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Double Delight. Adults Only

I have got it all sussed out now. I know how to get a couple of babes like these spreading their legs for me. All I need is a few million to buy a boat like this and a good quality digital camera. This photo set has full screen high quality pics. Take a look here.
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Model of the week Alison Angel. Adults Only

This gorgeous blonde is our model of the week, the stunning Alison Angel. To see more of this sensational blonde visit her website for two full crystal clear galleries of her and the car.

To see even more visit our sister site Simply Upskirt where you will find another five galleries.
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Friday, October 14, 2005

English. Official European Language

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas!!!!!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Golfing babe.Adults only

I have never seen the point in golf myself. Walking around all day, hitting a ball as far as you can, walking up to it and hitting it again. Seems rather strange to me. However if they can get more babes like this playing I might have to change my mind. Click here for the full set of photographs.
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Sunday, October 09, 2005

Simply Upskirt

The three pics below are from our other sister site, Simply Upskirt, where you can see all the finest babes revealing what they do or don't wear under their clothes.
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Simply Babes.

The three photgraphs below were all taken from our sister site, Simply Babes. These are just three of the gorgeous babes featured on this site. Go and have a look, you wont regret it.
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Stripper of the week.Adults Only

This weeks stripper of the week is the gorgeous Sarah. This beautiful blonde can be seen revealing all in this quality gallery.
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