The Middle East. The Solution

Now anyone who reads a newspaper, watches television or even reads the daily mirror, knows that the Middle East is a bit of a problem. Lets be honest. A huge problem.

Basically most of it is controlled by jumped up dicators who are in the position they are in because they have expoited the ignorance and lack of education of a huge proportion of their population and are using the islamic religion to exploit them.

The rest of it is controlled by the West who do everything in their power to help these dictators by allowing our own society to become so corrupt amd moral free that an islamic dictatorship must seem like heaven compared to the conditions that our own poor and elderly people are expected to live under.

But at the end of the day we in the West need the oil so lets get things sorted. How? Simple.

America, England, Russia, Japan and China should get together and take the whole lot over. Go to war with the lot of them, kick the whole lot out. Then take the oil and divide it between them. Then we have the world by the balls. We can impose our society on the lot of them.

Just think. Every country in the world can have a drug problem! Law abiding people will get to walk the streets in fear of being mugged. People who live in the dessert will have a sattelite dish and a TV. And the pleasure of coming home and finding it has been stolen by the child molester next door to buy some date rape drugs to keep your five year old daughter quiet while he rapes her.

But thats only if you are lucky enough to live in the West. If you live in the Eastern part of the world you will get to work 14 hours a day and still not have enough to feed your kids. You will get to listen to the world cup on a shared radio that you built that cost you a weeks wages to buy.

If you know somebody with a TV you will get to watch the world cup and see multi millionaires wearing your companies logo on their chests. Then you can be happy knowing that by working for a pittance you have contributed to helping these poor footballers to buy a new Ferrari.

But most importantly the whole world will be a democracy! Everyone will get to pay taxes to keep the political elite in Jaguars, Jets and free housing. Everybody will have the pleasure of going and voting for somebody who is only in it for the money and who will fuck you as soon as look at you if their is something in it for them.

Yes, it's the ideal solution. Apart from one thing. Everybody will also get the daily mirror. And no matter how bad the middle East is, I wouldn't wish the mirror on anyone.