Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Baileys

A very pretty girl went into a the lounge bar of a pub and ordered a triple Baileys.
The barman poured it out and she knocked it back in two gulps.
"Gimme another"
The barman complied and she downed it in one.
Then she bolted five more triple Baileys, passed out, and everybody in the lounge bar shagged her senseless.
The next night she walked stiffly into the bar, sat down gingerly, and said:
"Gimme a triple Baileys, and make it snappy."
The barman gave her a triple Baileys, and she knocked it back in one gulp. Then she had six more, downed them all in one, passed out, and everybody in the whole pub shagged her senseless.
The next night, she limped painfully into the bar again and said:
"Barman, give me a triple Vodka."
"I thought you drank Baileys?"

"Not any more. Baileys makes my pussy sore."

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