It is no wonder. Adults Only

Here I am putting up Christmas pictures at the end of March, just trying to beat the big shops to it. Is it any wonder that other religions don't have any respect for Christianity?

We can't even come to an agreement about when Christ died! Every year Easter is at a different date, purely for commercial reasons!

And Christmas, the celebration of Christ's birth has turned into nothing more than a huge money making exercise.

So have a look at these pics and get your credit cards out!

Easter is over. Adults Only

Yes Easter is over and the next thing you know it will be Christmas! This year we are going to get into the Christmas spirit early, just like Tesco's, M&S, Argos and all the other high street bandits do.

So let me be the first to wish you merry Christmas for 2008. Take a look at this Christmas cracker here.

Free Wallpaper!

No I am not spending Easter decorating! I am talking about wallpaper for your desk top. car wallpaper to be precise. It is free and available on the MSN site.

There are twelve different catergories each with loads to choose from, like this lovely E- Type Jaguar.

Liven up your desk top here.

Don't play on the line! Adults Only

Somebody should tell Lucy here that it is dangerous to play on a railway line. She might get run over by a train! But she will be safe this coming weekend because it seems they are closing most of the rail network for engineering works.

And as usual people are complaining because it will mess their long weekend up. So when exactly are they supposed to do major engineering works then? Would it be better for them to do it while everybody is working and totally disrupt millions of peoples journey to work?

Or maybe they should just do it overnight every night and disrupt the sleep of anybody who lives anywhere near the railway, taking twice as long and costing a lot more?

Or maybe they should leave it like they used to when it was British Rail and only actually maintain anything when it is already broken and too late?

The people complaining are the people who bitch about anything the railways do, want everything perfect without having to pay for it and expect everything to run like clockwork without doing any maintenance. They are also the first ones to complain when their train is delayed due to faulty equipment.

Railways need maintenance and the sensible time to do it is over a holiday when the railway is at it's quietest and it disrupts the least amount of people. Deal with it or buy a car.

Here is a bird.

That idiot Peter! Adults Only

It's Easter this weekend and while the rest of you are busy watching the TV and tucking into your Easter eggs what will I be doing? Freezing my nuts off in Essex thats what!

Have you seen the weather forecast? Cold. High winds. Wintry showers. What on earth possesed him? And Essex of all places! It is as flat as a sodding pancake so there will be no protection from the wind whatsover!

It's not even as if we can avail ourselves of the complete lack of morals of the average Essex girl either because we are taking the twins with us! I do despair of him sometimes!

Here is a bird in the sun to remind us it will soon be summer.